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2007/2008 Edition
2006 Season in Review: Yet another undefeated year. Most teams would be elated by such events; we're quite bored with it. When you win every game so easily, the game of football gets pretty boring. We had to make a challenge for ourself. We're running out of people who are willing to meet a certain and devastating defeat. In other words, people are too scared to play us.

Next year, we're planning on trying something new and more challenging--playing two teams as once. We'll be the first football team ever to beat two teams in only one game.

We nearly had a tragic accident the night after our postseason party. A semi truck hit a small group of Wonderview football players (their names will be withheld due to legal troubles). The semi was totalled, and the driver is making a nice recovery. His therapist says he's learned to live without any arms or legs quite nicely.






2007 Season Predictions: Spirits are high and the bears are fluffy in anticipation of next year's promising season.