Non-sequitur comebacks Your mom has long hair/
Your skin needs protection from the sun/
Emo kids cut you first/
Your shaving cream gives you hives
/ My attitude is skinnier than your attitude/
Your dog wags its tail/
Your pencil has an eraser/
You need to take responsibility for your head
/Your math book was made in Canada/
My cuticles could beat up your cuticles/
Medieval Monarchs think you're ugly/
Satan likes your hair/
You need milk for strong bones/
You should work on that global warming essay/
Your cat has acne
/I like mashed potatoes/
Your grandma thinks you're pretty/
You wore diapers as a baby/
Your dad has a well-paying job/
You have lint on your jacket/
Your clothes are very nice/
Your earlobes need to be washed/
You get foot cramps after walking a lot/
Your grammar has cellulite/
Your MySpace has a dog/
You'll grow up and be successful/
You have respectable morals/
Your family thinks you can dance/
So's your spleen