Mom ran over a kid and we had to feed him cheerios. I don't think he had a head.
06-27-05
Evil transluscent worm thing chasing everyone. Killed it with a spoon.
08-26-05
Landlady sends a note that mom's a bad tenant because her daughter sleeps 14 hours a day even though it was only 13.
07-15-06
Get crushed by flopping/mating sharks in the living room. Mom yells for spitting fish out of my mouth onto the floor.
06-06
Someone was saying someone was their daddy. I stuck my feet places. I got a snack.
10/21/06
Some guy was giving a talk and went into some kind of opera singing about fish and McDonald's eggs and getting what you want and need so don't let them give you no crap and stuff. There really was opera on the radio, possibly about fish, too.