Robot chicken-esque short scenes I'd like to film one day....heeeee -Guy in a rat sit runs by someone standing outside the ghetto and steals the cheese off their paper plate. They get sad. Gunhots. Rat runs back other direction w/o cheese. Cop brings back cheese filled with holes. Yay.
-Old lady watching crazy emo band music. "Dem crazy and dem cut themselves..."
-Straitjacket: bWALUBBABWA! Wisconsin accent lady: Oh you're so crazy!
-Fat kid on the sidewalk. Rat runs by and steals his ice cream. Stands and waits hopefully. No cops. Sighs.
-Old lady watching TV. Crazy emo kid jumps on couch and tackles her to the floor.
-"Peace in the middle east!" "Oh, lord."
-Girl wakes up in room & sees someone digging thru drawers. Person looks up, shrouded by shadows, eeps, & runs away. Girl gets up and sees broccoli bits and blush powder at the scene of the crime. "Hmm..."
-Someone w/paper bag on their head--"I'm a freak!"
-Stuffed shirt-big lump. "Tumah!" Doctor: "Oh, yeah, yeah...you're gonna die..." "....tumah..."
-Trying to fit into a chair w/big stuffed pants. "You're too fat!"
-Nerdy kid w/glasses behind pile of books looks up suddenly and says, "STUDYING ROCKS!!!" and looks back down like it never happened.
-"This muffin is BLUE!"
-Why do you have goats in your kitchen this is just insane!
-Man: I'd not be opposed to soome cha-ko-let pie. Wife: Throws pie at his face. Man: ...tasty.
-Eating chicken dinner. "Have you seen cluckers lately?"
-Bully gives kid noggie, laughs/Kid recovers from noogie and pulls bully's pants down/Bully cries
-Fairy Princess: Once upon a time- Kid: Barny tells it better!
-Spews mightily and grotesquely. "I got the coughs."
-Person in camera: Hey, hey! Are you gonna eat that?
-Runs up to fast food counter just as closed/be back later sign goes up. "Aww, MAN!"
-Princess hugging frog and sobbing. "You're so ugly now!" *ribbits*
-Sitting in the rain. "Wow. Life sucks."
-Ppl get in elevator. Person in front grins and cackles evilly as the doors close.
-"Oh...a ha ha ha...that's not funny..."
-Opens up bag of bread. "Oh, oh, it's moldy. Oh. I really wanted that sandwich. Man, how disappointing. Gee."
-Holds up balloon dog. "It's a DINGO!"
-Watching ballet/ice skating/ballroom dancing & screaming at it like football.
-"Look Robert, it's your friends." & it's Robert E. Lee and a bunch of Union soldiers.
-Oh, that's just Philippe. *prances*
-"I really like the bunny suit!" (all in the way it's said)
-"Hey, you know, the Internet is dangerous..." *gets whacked by keyboard* *whines pitifully* Owww
-*points to Chrismas stuff* 'That's pagan" all Paris Hilton like
-"I swallowed a coin when I was a little kid and IT MIGHT STILL BE IN THERE!" *points to stomach*
Pictures. Some are from the list up there, some are just...whatever. All pictures from gettyimages.com.