| You Know You Ghetto When: The only person your shoutin out on the radio is yoself. Your money is a whole lotta ones stacked up real high to make it look like you got alot. Your grandma is only 5 years older than you. Your mom is part of your crew. You can relate to the rhymes bein said in the songs. You best clothes is yo dress clothes, and yo dress clothes is blue jeans and shiney slippers. You bring home yo boys, and yo mom is lookin at them like they're sex toys. You sit down in class, and a cockroach crawles out from yo bookbag. Your stuck inside a jail, and the shakles on yo feet cost more than yo bail. You fight over the banana with the sticker on it. You tie flashlights to the ceiling fan and say they're disco lights. You wash paper plates so you can use them again. You use sheets for curtains and they still have the pee stains on them. When you walk into your house, a rat trips you and a roach takes yo wallet. All of yo teeth are gold... all 3 of them. You recieve phone calls from concerned parents because their kids cant see the board due to the fact that your daughter's hair is in the way. Every other sentence you say is "you know what im saying?" Your pick-up line is "how much?" You go to a funeral wearing a T-shirt with a picture of the deceased on it. You get excited when you see black people on tv. Your wearin more ice than you got in yo freezer. You always thought red was Kool-Aid flavor. When you look like this: wow, that's really sad! More You Know You Ghetto thangs are in the process of bein thought of. If you know one, just sign the guestbook or somethin so we can put it on here! |
| You Know You Ghetto! |
| You Know You Ghetto! |
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