| Yo Mama jokes |
| Yo Mama got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she has Don King in a headlock. Yo Mama is so fat, when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas! Yo Mama is so skanky, when she was in Tennessee and they said "ho down", she ducked. Yo Mama is so stupid, when the computer siad "press any key" she couldn't find the "any" key. Yo Mama is so stupid, if she spoke her mind she'd be speechless. Yo Mama is so old, her birth certificate expired! Yo Mama is so skinney, she has to run around in the shower to get wet. Yo Mama's head is so big, it shows up on radar. Yo Mama is so poor, the bank repossesed he cardboard box. Yo Mama is so bald, she took a shower and got brain washed. Yo Mama is so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change! Yo Mama is so fat, she's taller laying down. Yo Mama is so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes. Yo Mama is so stupid, she got a doughnut and returned it cuz it had a hole in it. Yo Mama is so stupid, her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box. Yo Mama is so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the W's. Yo Mama is so fat and black, she jumped into the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill! Yo Mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks on a map, she can see people waving! for even more yo mama jokes, check out yomama.com! |