Evil Power: A kickin' case of halitosis and a very bad pronounciation of the spanish language.
Birth Place: Bog of Eternal Stench and OOGLY Sunglasses
Weakness: breath mints (Peach Smints)
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Hobbies: Picking at his chubby arms and arranging his bittenoff fingerbnails into fun formations.
Evil Power: Large, Elephant size ears good for flying
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Evil Power: Her intoxicating song. At first it sounds beautiful and peaceful, but then quickly becomes intoxicating and controls your every thought and move. Soon you are under her power and cannot break free.
Birth Place: the heart of the jungle
Weakness: anything sanitary will do
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Evil Power: Powerful thigh trusting
Birth Place: the gym (where LL Cool J was born).
Weakness: tie his thighs in a knot and he is weak
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Hobbies: working out, lifting weights, talking like he is the SHIZNIT
Evil Power: Stupid comments and a voice annoying as hell will drive you mentally insane. Then, you will die because his smelly breath will cloud your lungs.
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Evil Power: Her evil stare will pierce through your mind and send you into a seizure, then she will speak and slur all of her s's finishing you off.
Birth Place: the bed of Satans asshole
Weakness: Hedwigs talons can stratch her face and make her hideous, then she will never show her face again
Favorite beverages and eating habits: Her bf's poop and pee
Hobbies: acting like a SNOB and thinking the WORD Squad is not clam enough AND not lettng Dick and O'Henry talk to her 'boyfriend'
Evil Power: Flesh eating bacteria. The bacteria lives within her own blood. She is imune to it, but her victims are certainly not. She infects her victims with her fatal kiss or bite.
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Weakness: Peanut Butter
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Evil Power: good robotic like fighting skills
Birth Place: Wherever the Tin Man came from
Weakness: anything in liquid form
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Evil Power: Mind boggling eyes and a bird like voice with a terrifying screech to it. Once you hear her awful call, you go deaf.
Birth Place: Somewhere in the dark and hazardous forests of South America
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Evil Power: Artful spying techniques. Her silence is one of her most imporant tools. She uses it to lure in her pray and then goes for the kill once they let dowm their guard and there is no escape..
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Evil Power: Large, sundial nose; good for smelling at great distances. He has the gift of smelling his victims from very far away. He also has the power of one very thck unibrow. He uses this to block out harmful sun rays. It also helps him in extreme weather conditions(blocking out rain and wind).
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Evil Power: Furry eye brows. She uses them to attack her victims by slowly luring them in then thrusting her eyebrows at people. They are deadly black catipillars holding a poision that causes draugyness. One bite and her victim falls asleep for up to 6 hours straight, giving her plenty of time to finish the job.
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Weakness: hair trimmers and razors
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Birth Place: From the vagina of a Toucan
Weakness: Ohenry's spit
Favorite beverages and eating habits: nuts and berries
Hobbies: Stalking O'Henry, trying to play footsie with O'Henry with his claws, and touching O'Henry in awkward situations.
Evil Power: Brain shattering slang. He slowly kills his victims by talking to them non-stop for hours upon end. Eventually the brain can no longer take the abuse and amazingly, implodes!
Birth Place: the ghetto
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