| Willy's Inspiring Story Of Love, Hate, Living, Dying, Betrayal, Acceptance, Rebirth, and Me Being Extremely Sexy. | ||||
| Willy Plank is a the result of two very sexy people coming together, doing something she chooses not to think of because, well, that is just disgusting. Willy herself is beautiful, sexy, charming, wonderful, super super super smart, and very clam. By the way clam means cool. Clam means Willy. But for rizzle zizzle, my kizzle nizzle. OK fans of Willy the Sexy, let us begin with the basics. My favorites. Favorite color: Yellow, duh, friggin idiots, if you couldn't tell then yeah, you're stupid Favorite book: Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card, but Harry Potter and the Lord of the Ring books are very close seconds and thirds. In fact, I keep contemplating having my top 500 books, all ordered in proper order. But then I remember that sometimes I have a life, so yes, when I am an old bitty with only a billion cats to keep my company, then I may do my top 5000. Favorite birthday: mine, really, you should've guessed that considering I have a bigger ego that Narcissis, or whatever his name was. Favorite number, month, and year: September 3, 1987 because that is my birthday. Favorite movie: Sleeping Beauty, but Shakespeare in Love keeps creeping up every time I watch it, which is at least three times a month. Favorite song: I don't know right now, maybe I will later, or maybe not. Probably the latter. Best Friend: Rod, oh yes, and Dr. Beronita, my speetz thewapist Favorite hottie: Elijah Wood, ultimate sexy man of the history of the world, matter of fact, ultimate sexy man of the future of mankind also. Favorite cartoon: Rocko's Modern Life Favorite drink: TIE TIE TIE Mountain Dew Code Red and the nectar of the gods, Vanilla Coke Favorite thing to do: TIE AGAIN HOLY FRIGGIN CRAP Read and write, oh and school. I love school, and I'm not even being sarcastic. I love school. A week in summer I already wish for school. Because I am a nerd and nerds are clam. Favorite band: hmm, right now, I think Rufio. . . . or maybe my butt. . . . I don't exactly know. Favorite food: mash potatoes Favorite candy: Twix Favorite painting: Primavera Favorite website: well, other than this one, I like this HP website (it is soooooo funny), and also Homestarrunner, and Poprocks&Coke. Favorite memory: Well, before WORD SQUAD became my life's calling, my favorite memory, well two are these; When my friends Melissa, Emily, Erika, and I went to Spain and we talked to those friggin hot Spanish guys. Then I KISSED ONE YES OH CHA IT IS ON FILM! Well, I have a picture of me kissing him so I can dream of him every night. . . . And then when me and Rod went and bought those army helmets and pool noodles from the Dollar Store and had a noodle fight in front of BooksaMillion. Then we went inside and were reading military books. Oh, and when me and Rod were freaking out about some villianous boys so we were asking this Book of Answers tons of questions. We are sooo clam. And then, any memory of WORD SQUAD being together, even just online, is a clam memory. Favorite thing to buy: books, duh crapfaces, books should be everybody's favorite thing to buy. Favorite family: mine. I am running out of things to favoritize. OK, that is it for now. I don't know what else to say. Other than I am clam. Lurve you like a button lurves milk mustaches, Willy |
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