Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D
I'm the man with the plan
Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D
I'm the ace in your face
Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D
I'm the..bomb
Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D
Word up. Foo

Your not even do da true flava
Just a grasshopper no showstopper
Just a wannabe while I'm the one to see g
You be trppin while I be pimpin in my 5.0
All you gots is a pinto
I gots the skillz to spill you talk all smack but you just whack
If you think you all that word up homey
So get out of my house kick it one time MC Badman yeeyeah
You know what I'm sayin

Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D
I'm the man with the plan
Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D
Booyah
Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D
Word to yo momma
Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D Donnie D
And do you want fries with that
Boooy

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Boom Saturday Night at the crib chilled to the next episode now lacing the lyrics that are dope yo.
Gots the mike and the spotlight I rip the rhymes that tear up the night like a bullfight in a
Mcdonald's restaurant serving kryptonite true dat fool. I lock the groove smooth as the ladies
move to the rhythms that raise the roof dawg.

The look in their eyes yeeyeah Ruff Ryders they recognize the I ain't frontin lies no I'm fly and outta
sight bling bling check it Z...I'm a bad man

 You all that Donnie D.
Bow wow wow yippee yay yippee yo
You all that Donnie D
If skillz were a crime I'd be on Death Row
You all that Donnie D
Bow wow wow I flex the big rolex
You all that Donnie D
Smell yo fear playa ya better gets some Xanax.

I'm a bad man. I'm a bad man.

 Word to the bird wiggety wack I'm the daddy mack all the honies wanna kick it Donnie Style
with the D-O double N I E yeeyah. From the hood to Philly bigger than Free Willy and without
all the blubber that stink like yo rhythms sucka. I bring the house down faster than the speed of
sound you can't help but say ow, that homie drops the hammer like kung cow. Fool don't yo momma
teach you not to touch the double d stove top cuz word up I'm so hot singin the hip hop ladies look
at me they jaws drops booyah Donnie D all up in yo area code girls whatcha saying girls whatcha
saying

 You all that Donnie D.
ah yeah I'm a bad man
You all that Donnie D
From Atlantis to Disneyland
You all that Donnie D
Tell me something I don't know
You all that Donnie D.
So hot I melt jalepenos

Ladies you want to take a ride in my SUV
OH DONNIE!
 It's all about me

You all that Donnie D.
Yippee Yay yay yo (3x)
You all that Donnie D.
Yeeyeah..We outta herre. Peace in the middle east

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 Ah yeeeyeah girl, you gots it going on yo
Oh thank you. your cute. what's your name?
Ma'am, my name is Donnie D, and I have to tell you what you mean to me
OH sweetie I don't know what to say
Say nothing baby. Cuz your all that and a bag

 Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes
Oh wow donnie
Hope you know CPR because you take my breath away
I'm breathless too Donnie
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
Oh that's so sweet Donnie
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
My heart is barrel rolling Donnie
Was your father an alien? Because you are out of this world.
You can abduct me Donnie
Your so hot you would make the devil sweat

Never in my life have my ears heard such words so sweet so beautiful
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again
Never in my dreams has my mind seen all the love that's now come to me
Excuse me, I think I dropped something. My jaw

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You make me feel so true so real  So wonderful you're so sincere
Girl I wanna put u on a plate and sop u up with a biscuit
You make me shine I feel so fine I wanna make u mine all mine
Girl I wanna put u on a plate and sop u up with a biscuit

Oh Donnie my heart is spilled on the floor I wanna cry
If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Yeeyeah I'm just sensitive like that

 Are you lost baby. Cuz heaven's a long way from here.
I'm lost in you Donnie
I know milk does a body good, but how much you been drinking
Drunk the cow dry Donnie
If you were a hamburger, you would be a McBeautiful
You're so McGenuine Donnie
Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you've got FINE written all over you.

So tired of the pain and all the games I needed  freedom from the chains
Your like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life
Like the sunshine in the rain along you came and with your words swept me away
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

(Chorus)

Man girl what u doin I can't believe you fallin for these cheap pickup lines by Donnie d, you needs to be hooked up with the Badman of MC. Lemme kick it

YO eyes so green remind me of the Caribbean sea yo there's not enough poetry deep enough to write a soliloquy of your beauty and ...ow!!

Your such a pig
Yeeyeah

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 Kickin it like Van Damme in my crimson machine
Then from my Donnie eyes what do I see
A traffic jam sittin in the middle of the road
Then my ears heard the badman say yo Donnie yo

 Yo playa we's bored ain't got nothing to do
So here's what I propose let's make some Double D news
I saw this Demolition Derby on tv a while ago
I say we reenact my favorite scene from the show

 D Money said yeeyah houseboy I remember the scenes
Cars bashing people crashing like a bad day on Wall street
Nothing but destruction now ain't that funny
I always wanted to be a crash test dummy 

So D backed up the ride and he slammed on the gas
Hit two nickels times 3 then smack boom bam
Collision expedition steel and glass flyin amuck
But D Money just smiled and said yo I got the bus 

I got the bus not the breadbox van
I got the bus not the dump truck full of sand
I got the bus not that yawn at ya hatchback
I got the bus forget the pink Cadillac

I got the bus  not the gun metal hummer
I got the bus  the weinermobile huh, that ain't nothin
I got the bus  the highway be my battleground
I got the bus    my enemy be the greyhound

 Climbed out of D's machine pioneer stylin  free
Not much left of what used to be
Now I know why they charge only 19.99
A vehicle once indestructible now all over the countryside

 From the rigs to the jeeps walked out all the peeps
To view the wreckage of the former bully of the streets
Girls running up huggin up saying “oh Donnie D”
Yo the D man just looked at em and said “That be me

 You can't mess with the best and baby I'm not just the white meat
I'm the entire food chain plus the food you can't eat
So girls gimme a kiss because whatcha gonna do
None of your boyfriends will ever say this to you

“Hey baby you know I love you so much that I hit this really big vehicle
 and it blew up and stuff and like fire raged and the earth shook.”Yeah.
Playa hatas, think hitting a tricycle makes you tough. But me, yo,  I got the bus

 I got the bus   not the driver's ed car 
I got the bus   not the wagon carrying fruit jars
I got the bus  not the bug colored lime
I got the bus   limosines heh why waste my time

I got the bus  not the yellow taxi cab
I got the bus  Ignored the tank from Iran
I got the bus  the highway be my battleground
I got the bus  my enemy be the greyhound

Ok girls sing it to me  

You got the bus  Word up busboys I feel your pain
You got the bus    I'm Thor's Hammer your Tiny Tim's cane
You got the bus    Yeeyeah it's a gift to be so bad
You got the bus    Yo just call me Super Superman

You got the bus  From every state at every junction
You got the bus   Booyah. I'm the king of bus destruction
You got the buss   To think otherwise is preposterous
Oh Donnie D say it to me

Word, I got the bus

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I hate really big cars
Winnebagos are the bomb
I hate musicals girly movies
I love little Orphan Annie
I'm tougher than steel nails
I cry when I see a dead snail
Romance makes me wanna barf
Love serenading chicks in the dark
I can't stand poetry
Once upon a midnight dreary
I hate the taste of fish
Escargo is my fave dish
I'm a really bad man
I'm still a really bad man
I hate places that are cold
I vacation at The South Pole

Chorus
I'm a schizophrenic
I like to rock
I'm a schizophrenic
I hate to roll
I'm a schizophrenic
I like it high
I'm a schizophrenic
And like it low 

I'm a schizophrenic
I can't hear you g
I'm a schizophrenic
you don't have to scream
I'm just like you only not the same
I'm a schizophrenic
Normal and insane

 I love to sing tunes that rhyme
This is an example of that fact
I don't like to sit around
Where's my lazy boy recliner
Algebra in my brain ain't there
Yo fool e equals mc square
Only foreign word I know is pita
Como esta usted Senorita
I'm into chivarly
Woman get my cookies and my tea
I love to mow my  lawn
Got an desert backyard
I love to run my mouth
(silence)

I'm a schizophrenic
I like to rock
I'm a schizophrenic
I hate to roll
I'm a schizophrenic
I like it high
I'm a schizophrenic
And like it low

I'm a schizophrenic
Please tell me what to do
I'm a schizophrenic
Shut up foo who asked you
i'm just like you
oNly not the same
I'm a schizophrenic
Normal and insane

Note to playas. have you ever like eaten eclairs and rice at the same time. Cuz thoughts like that just
run all over my mind.

Zing this, I like to drive slow. There's no greater feeling that hittin 15 miles an hour down the
road in my Lamborghini Diablo.
Yo schizo yo schizo yo

I hate guitar solos too
You go boy

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Booyah Booyah
Yo time for checkout
Hit the books foo class is in session
Going old school I'm the teacher here's the lesson
The house is jumpin music's thumping my gilrz all their fists a pumpin
And baby yeeyeah I'm just getting this party started
Turntables burning yo gimme the microphone
I'm gonna knock you grasshoppas right out the window
Cuz word I'm the real deal yo the whole house can feel
The inflections of my message yeeyeah sucka yo fate is sealed
Check it out playas yo no chalkboard needed
Peak in their eyes yo this is what they'll be reading
Memorize what comes from the pages of their vision
Now shut yo mouth foos and just listen yeah listen

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Holla me a yeah cubed
Yeah yeah yeah
If my rhythms makes yo body move
Yeah yeah yeah
If my rhymes make ya wanna groove
Yeah yeah yeah
If my skills make your heart go boom
Yeah yeah yeah 

If my words make ya wanna cry
Yeah yeah yeah
If my voice make ya wanna sigh
Yeah yeah yeah
If my style clearly makes ya see
Yeah yeah yeah
Donnie D is all ya really need
Yeah yeah yeah

Bebop the shoobop booyah
Adrenaline rushing like a road runner
Laying the smack down on his coyote brother
Ain't no one sittin, ain't no one trippin
I gots their systems engaged and they all on a mission
My limericks lock their eyes on me  yeah gots their arms pressing the ceiling
Everything I'm fronting has their whole existence reeling
Yo, my objective been completed tonight their world is deleted
Just me Donnie D is their reality and reason
(Chorus)

Let yo body be like a monkey parachuting from a satellite dish in space G.
Ah yeah you know what I mean
I'm a bad daddajamma
Take me out girls
(Chorus)

How bad must ya be to get a triple positive. That's like ,I don't know, beyond the boundaries of whack. I'm no moon. I'm a space station yo

School's out sucka.

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