| The Bare Wench Project |
| copyright 1999 |
| Alright, I've crossed the line and posted a review of a Skinamax movie. But, to be fair, it was horrible. It's a parody of "The Blair Witch Project," and it sucks ass. Four sorority sisters (ok, only one could pass as a college student), go looking for some dead prostitute's ghost or something. They wander around the woods, often flashing their fake boobs, but that's it. Being on Skinamax, you might expect porn, but this is no worse than a USA Up All Night movie. The humor is bad, like when the girls stumble upon dildos and other sex toys in weird symbols or when they hear what sounds like a donkey in heat. Here's the lineup of characters-- Nikki- Would be much more fun to watch if you couldn't see the silicone stretching.... Sweet Beaver of Mercy, that's gross! Chloe- I thought she was hot in a MILF kind of way, and she has a funny scene that mocks the nose camera from "Blair Witch" shot from beneath her breasts. Lori- Foxy, but stupid and annoying. Toni- Goo! She is ugly and stupid.. Lunk- A fat guy that looks like Kansas City Royals third basemen Joe Randa. If you want porn, this ain't it. If you want humor, this ain't it. If you want a movie, this ain't it. I don't know what this is, other than shit. |
| 1/2 out of 5. The boobs were too fake, the humor too stupid, and the story too annoying. Still, it's better than "The Godson" and "It's Pat." |
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