The Guyver
copyright 1991
A regular dumbass finds a weird little alien device that makes him an armored superhero whenever he yells, "Blathering Blatherskites!"  Or maybe that was Gizmo Duck.

Anywho, he has to fight all these people that can turn into fugly ass monsters.  Mark Hamill has a bit part as a CIA agent.  Don't let the cover of the movie fool you... he is not the Guyver.  He actually turns into a giant cockroach.

The movie has one or two funny scenes.  One of the monsters is played by Jimmie "JJ" Walker.  His last words before he dies in the film are "Dyn-o-mite!!!"  No kidding. 

The movie is cheaply made, badly acted crap.  But it's still entertaining at 3 a.m. with two forties of King Cobra Malt Liquor in you.





1 out of 5.  Watch it drunk!
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