Talk about your all time pieces of shit.
The movie is about a family that moves into a new house and is terrorized by a bunch of cats. The main problem with the film is that the family is terrorized by a bunch of cats. Give me a fucking break.
Firstly, anyone who has ever seen a cat knows they are the laziest pieces of dookie in the world. There's no way in hell they'd ever waste the energy to terrorize a family.
Secondly, and more important, a cat is less than 10 pounds. If one is coming at you, just kick the shit out of it. Or hell, pick it up and throw it against a wall. I've done it before and they don't like it.
Maybe if the cats appeared threatening in the slightest way, this would have been a halfway decent albeit campy film. Too bad it comes off as a 90 minute commercial for Meow Mix. |
