The touch, the feel of Satan, the fabric of our lives!
This has to be one of the slowest, most boring films I've ever seen. The movie could have clocked in at about an hour if not for all the pauses in dialogue. It seemed like William Shatner was the speech coach for every actor.
Anywho, here's what goes down: Jody drives his Ford Maverick for about 10 minutes, stops at a pond to have a picnic, runs into Melissa and just like that she asks him to stay with her family at their "walnut ranch." He meets her great great grandma Lucinda, who has actually been going around stabbing farmers with pitchforks and putting cops on meathooks. It takes Jody about an hour longer than the rest of us to realize Melissa is a witch, and Lucinda is actually her sister. And they live happily ever after. Along the way, we are treated to the song "Amazing Grace" at least four times. Public domain, a poor director's best friend.
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