Worst Webpage Ever

Hello, fuckers. My name is Sigismund. I am 14 years old and I am from Poland. I love dinosaurs and I fucking hate panda bears. I have alot of friends, but I don't have much family ever since mine ditched me at a Polish train station in Bydgoszcz two years ago. My mom is a whore and my dad is a drunk. One more thing, I'm right about everything.

SigisNEWS:

9-05-03: It's been a while, but Siggy is back. I fucking hate feminists and rednecks.

7-29-03: Booiiiiing! Hot women love sending me their pictures to be rated by me. Check them out in their erection-inducing glory.

7-28-03: My web page got hacked this weekend, so I called tech support. It was like talking to Professor Frink from the Simpsons. From this day forward, I fucking hate nerds.

7-18-03: This just in, I still fucking love drugs.

7-10-03: I just got Satellite TV so now I can pick up all of the shitty American channels. Any type of entertainment on the Western Hemisphere is a waste of my fucking money.

7-8-03: Here's some news for you, Poland sucks and Polish jokes are sweet.

7-7-03: Wow, I already have 1000+ hits on this page. You guys need to get a life. This page fucking sucks and that says a lot about all of you. After all, my fans hang off of my every word just like spunk hangs off a pornstar's chin. You make me sick. Give me your fucking lunch money. (retired SigisNEWS)