I FUCKING LOVE ELIZA DUSHKU!!!

She is so fucking gorgeous. The meer sight of her makes my pants get tighter. She made 'Bring It On' and 'The New Guy' bearable to watch.

Hello, I represent perfection.

Yes, I agree. I would use her leg hair shavings as an ice cream topping.

That's fucking sick, dude. You have serious issues.

I put those dollar bills in her bikini but she wouldn't go through with my wish for absolute submission.

She is fucking hot. Let us all take part in saluting Old Glory, with our ding-dongs.

Ooopsy! There goes another keyboard. I fucking love you.

Her chest says 'Rub here for good luck.' Don't mind if I do.

Three cheers for being a goddess. She makes Heidi Klum look like a baglady on the corner selling corndogs. I fucking love corndogs. One time I saw this raccoon eating a corndog out of a trash can outside of my trainyard. He tasted good.