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Welcome to the NotS!! HEADLINES THIS MONTH: ***EXCLUSIVE!: Lurve Brew is in the air! Kidnappings spree sinister! Omen of doom spotted!? TOSA Jacuzzi coming offline... NEW Celebrity TOSAn, and what a bargain! Renish Tremas, architect of "The Idyll" speaks exclusively to NotS... ED: What a Bobby Dazzler of an issue, even if we made the deadline with only 10 hours to go!*

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*Sadly, none of these stories include Elijah Wood. Please, someone, hand me a Kleenex. I can barely console myself. *sniff*

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