Announcing the Lore of the Rings: the Fellowsex of the Nine:

Araporn
Bore-a-rear
Legoslut
Rimli
Frodo BagMe
Slamwise Gamgee
Drippin' Fuck
Meriacock
Gandalf the Lay

With Special Guest Appearances by:

Elrod
Gotlaidrealwell
Celebate (Mr. Gotlaidrealwell)
Eowhine
Faraqueer

On the Opposing Team:

Sourdong
Semen the White
Swallow-em
the Porcs

and those fashion slayers of darkness, the Prancing Fetish Nancy Boys in Black!