morphettes
Morphettes
  Okay, so Issue 4 deadline... it is oh about 8 o'clock and we are zipping all the pages and we are almost completely done with the paper.....
   Something is going on at a computer in the front and nobody knows what... until we all saw it.... the most horrific thing ever... a cross between Caitlin and Warin... who would do such a thing.... huge hint : MATT...
    Anyway, that spawned the beginning of the Morphettes- the combination of two staff members by putting ones face on anothers body.... scary and frickin' hillarious at the same time...

    We hope you enjoy our sick twisted humor as much as we do-- enjoy the pictures more will be coming everyday....
Warlin

The very first morphette... a cross between Warin and Caitlin.
Aren't you glad they are not producing any offspring?
Eddy Morensen

Meet our new adviser....
-Mr. S with Eddie Mora-
Joshley Geeker

Joe and Ag---the ultimate Editor....
(scarily similar to Bart Simpson)
Empril Keners

Matt crossed with April-- a little to close to Karen Carpenter for me....