Q1
(Goldpush Philly begins as Candice Callaway and Allen Rozell sit at the broadcast table following a new montage highlighting the champions of WpW.)
AR: First I'd like to say it's been a refreshing vacation and the anticipation of WpW fans after Wrestival is at a fever pitch. These fans here in Philly are really ready for WpW action. Wrestival weekend is probably the reason for it. How about we talk about Wrestival later as everyone had to have seen it by now.
CC: Good point. Any of you who didn't then shame on you! you missed the must see event of 2005. New champions were crowned and some surprisingly retained.
CC: Here's one of those champions now. The newest Continental Champion who won it in one of the best matches in WpW history. The Six Pack Ladder Continental Title match!
( (Video snapshots of the Wrestival Six Pack Ladder match are shown of PDJ, Phillips, PSA and Donnovan Midas as PDJ walks to the ring.)
AR: The wrestlers for the most part really gave their all that night.
( An UnderAmour skull cap hides the majority of his gash suffered at Wrestival, but a small bandaged portion sticks out. He strides confidently to the ring, microphone in hand, and raises it to his mouth as the music fades.)
Jefferson: Was'sup Philadelphia!!
(The crowd cheers the newly crowned champion.)
Jefferson: Now I know y'all have seen Wrestival, maybe even ordered the replay, and you saw exactly what I saw; a lotta surprises, a lotta action, and some of tha hardest hittin', best action, in WPW history.
(The fans applaud in agreement.)
Jefferson: There were plenty of great moments, but most important for me, was PDJ winning tha Continental Title, and bein' tha first guy in WPW history to hold three different belts!
(Jefferson raises the Continental belt in the air, to the approval of the cheering fans.)
Jefferson: This marks a new period in WPW for PDJ, and for tha Continental Title. I hold in my hands essentially a clean slate, a legacy to be created. And mark my words, WPW, I plan on doin' all I can to make this belt mean somethin', and if I gotta go through all comers to do that, shit, I ain't got a problem with that at all. And that's The Truth!
(The fans cheer at Jefferson's use of his catchphrase.)
Jefferson: All y'all can bring it on, downsiders or otherwise, and I'll show y'all what I've been showin' you, and tha's that tha Champ is Here! And e'rybody'll see why this, tha Continental Belt, is tha most important belt to change hands at Wrestival, and that's just tha facts!
(Suddenly, "More Human Than Human" by White Zombie plays, and the crowd goes crazy as the man they call GRENDEL appears on the entranceway, clad in a suit, holding the WPW Big Gold Title.)
AR: This night is starting out with some serious star power.
CC: This is how a wrestling program should start out Allen.
AR: I concur.
(He holds his own microphone, and as he walks into the ring, he begins to speak.)
GRENDEL: Now hold on a second there, PDJ. Yeah, you won the Continental Championship, and that's impressive, but at Wrestival I won this Big Gold Belt, and I think that's pretty damn impressive itself.
(The crowd cheers in agreement.)
Jefferson: S'that right?
GRENDEL: Yeah, that's right. And last I checked, the Big Gold Belt was higher in the pecking order than what you've got right there.
Jefferson: Gren, dog, let's look at tha facts for a minute. That belt you got right there? A while back, Jesse Williams burned that thing to tha ground, and all tha holders of that belt've done since then is piss on tha ashes! And you might not like that, patna, but that's tha truth!
GRENDEL: You know what, PDJ? That was them. That ain't me. I plan to be a fighting champion, and I'll do all I can to raise the prestige of this belt.
(The fans cheer the last words from GRENDEL.)
Jefferson: Raise it all you want, G-man, but fact remains I went through multiple dudes who wanted this belt at Wrestival, and all you did was beat Bennett and a champ that hardly bothered to show up.
GRENDEL: I'll tell you what, Truth. Let's make this interesting.
Jefferson: I'm all ears.
GRENDEL: To show you that I intent to give this belt the respect it's been lacking, due to the sub-par champs before me, I'll let you, Truth, pick my first opponent as champion.
Jefferson: Oh, word?
GRENDEL: (smiling) Provided, of course, you've got the guts to let me do the same for you.
Jefferson: Oh, you ain't gotta worry about that. Anybody on tha roster?
GRENDEL: Anybody.
(Jefferson ponders this for a second. During the silence, the crowd starts a "J THE P!" chant, which both GRENDEL & Jefferson laugh at.)
Jefferson: A'ight, GRENDEL, tell ya what. I'm gonna choose a guy who gave me a hell of a fight at Wrestival, a dude I'm kinda impressed with. You wanna defend that belt? Well, for yo' opponent, I choose, CHRIS PHILLIPS!!
(The crowd cheers at Jefferson's selection. A smiling PDJ gestures to GRENDEL to make his selection. The crowd chants "NOT DUKE MASTERS clap, clap clapclapclap.")
GRENDEL: Well, Truth, if you're gonna go that route. My pick for you is a guy who is on the rise and impressed me at Goldpush. I'll choose, DONNOVAN MIDAS!!
("I'm back" begins and Greg"Great"White steps from backstage. GRENDEL and PDJ look up towards the stage.)
GRENDEL: Your boy Firebomb? He isn't that good.
PDJ: No Gren I think he means Ric Flash!
(GRENDEL and PDJ laugh.)
Greg"GREAT"White: No I mean PSA!!! Phillip Shane Abernathy. The man who could very well beat the both of you! Granted, Chris Phillips nearly won the Continental title @ Wrestival so in doing so I grant the pick PDJ made for the Big Gold Champion GRENDEL's opponent. Next Goldpush could very well be the BIGGEST in the history of WpW as we have the clearance to go where WpW has never gone before. The GREATEST Sports Arena in the World today! Next Goldpush will be held @ Madison Square Garden.
(The crowd cheers.)
CC: GP @ MSG!!!! Oh my god!
AR: WpW has hit the big time my little flower. Indeed.
Greg"Great"White: Chris Phillips will be getting a Big Gold Title shot and Donnovan Midas will not get by so easily. I believe PSA deserves a chance to be champion again. He is great after all. So tonight, We will see Donnovan Midas take on Phillip Shane Abernathy for the Continental Title shot next Goldpush @ MSG in New York City against PDJ! Isn't that Great or what?
(Before PDJ and GRENDEL can�t respond Greg's music hits cutting them off. Greg White makes his way to the back.)
('Call Someone Who Cares' by Travis Tritt starts up on the PA... except it's not the actual song.)
CC: What is that awful singing coming from?
(Suddenly, we see JJ Hart carrying his guitar, playing it... and SINGING as he walks around backstage. Tseng is in tow. The fans boo.)
AR:I dunno, he's the greatest enetertainer ever, ya know...
CC: Riiiiiiiiiiiight...I forgive you Allen for saying that, it's just the writers forcing you to.
(Tseng follows behind JJ... JJ keeps strumming, Tseng hits the guitar from behind knocking the guitar into JJ and him to the floor and he passes out from the paii.... right. Tseng turns around to the camera.)
TSENG: So, all of you are here to see me beat David Crap-it-all's ass tonight, right?
(The fans boo.)
TSENG: I know you are... and if in case you didn't know, JJ is here tonight as my 'insurance policy'.
(The fans laugh, and JJ gets back up. Tseng realizes what he just said.)
TSENG: Trust me ya'll, he's useful to me more than just as a punching bag... and a source of endless laughs.
CC: I see...
TSENG: You know, it seems like that guy in charge... Greg? Is htat what his name is... it seems like Greg must be on OMR's payroll...
(The fans boo.)
CC: What?
TSENG: Yeah, I know... we all hate that old foggy...
AR: With what money?
TSENG: With what money you ask? I dunno, but OMR's family was always good at kissing ass... I should know. You don't work for a man for 8 years and not know his family.
AR: I've never seen such a bitter...
TSENG: Greg White, I know you're in the arena... ignoring the fact that I've been in this business since you were in diapers. If I were you, I'd meet me and fight me like a man, or sit back and let the men do thier job...
CC: And Tseng has never been known for his ability to 'keep kayfaaa'...
AR: SH!!!
CC: Wha?
AR: Not those words...
CC: Right.
TSENG: Now, I have something I want to say to two guys that have been ignored for far too long... Denn-Mann... Tony Ruiz. I know you two from WAY back. Denn, you were never much fo a wrestler... in fact you were always in Shawn's shadow in N.E.W. and still are. And Tony, you were never much of a man at all... in fact you were in that crappy team in GRENDEL's crappy DEA group back in the day. I remember you. You sucked too, but you were both better than SB-Gay and GRANDMA ever will be. If you guys don't have hard feelings...
(The fans boo.)
TSENG: And don't mind the fact that I'm STILL better than you, I'll let you work for me.
CC: Oh please.
AR: WHAT AN OFFER!
TSENG: You two, get back in touch... C'mon bitch!
(Tseng gets JJ up and drags JJ down the hallway... Tseng and JJ turn the corner with Tseng draggin JJ by the ears.)
CC: So Tseng continues to attempt to impact WpW since arriving before Wrestival.
AR: My little flower my information tells me Tseng has an ongoing legal dispute with the family of the NEW company.
CC: So?
AR: The same NEW that WpW stars such as GRENDEL and SBK have wrestled for.
CC: All I can say is it takes more than knowing people to win in WpW. You must earn it and tonight Tseng gets his chance as he is entered in the All-Time TV title match tonight as David Capital goes for another defense.
CC: We'll be back!
The arena is set into a state of total darkness! Kid Rock's "F*ck YOU Blind" then begins blaring over the p.a. system. The fans watching at home do not hear the word " F*ck " It is edited out with no sound. A few moments pass as the fans wonder where Firebomb is! Then with out warning, a huge wall of fire shots out of the stage! As soon as the smoke starts to clear some body�s steps into the stage A spotlight shines on them! The crowd gives him a mix reaction some booing at Firebomb He wearing black Tights with white tiger stripes and white boots A white tiger stripe fur coat and a black fedora hat with a white feather sticking out. He walks to the ring; he looks back and sees all together wall of fire burst up through the aisles! Then every thirty feet or so, a burst of flame will erupt from the floor Firebomb along with two lovely ladies come out wearing tight white dresses he grabs a mic.
AR: I will say this, Firebomb is a great wrestler, his skills have slipped but he has earned his spot in WPW. I just wouldn't put him in any title pictures.
CC: Allen "he's earned his spot"??? There you go again going along with what the writers tell you to say. Anyone that put a million dollars on someone's head should not be in WpW.
AR: Sometimes people's anger speaks before their brain thinks. And Firebomb is one of those people, you ether love him or hate him for it.
(Firebomb begins to talk)
FB: You know I just have to come out here and talk about the truth, like this place Philly sucks more the south, I mean look at you guys, I thought the red neck hicks sucked but you union wage robbers really hit the bank.
(The fans start to boo and throw cups at Firebomb)
FB: Just look at this idiot siting down at a 150 dollar seat is wearing a t shirt that say Teamsters on it he works 20 hours gets paid for 40 and really just sits on his fat ass all day.
(The fan wearing the T-shirt that says Teamsters wants to charge at Firebomb but WPW Security won't let him)
FB: Look at that slut over there, 35 years old on welfare with her 14 year old daughter at a wrestling event and the only thing you thought her is how to lay on her back to please your old man.
AR: even if this is true this is getting out of hand.
CC: How could our GM Greg White let him degrade women like this
(The female fan starts to yell at Firebomb)
FB: Hay the truth hurts and true fully if you ever want to put your little girl threw private school I got an opening.
(The fans really get into it and start throwing all kinds of garbage at Firebomb)
FB: now like I was saying, the truth hurts and WPW the truth is this without former ML stars and former ML executives this place would have died. Look at Lilly she was the Bernard Ebbers of WPW and for that she should rot in prison just like all of you union wage robbers, but that's not the main reason why I came out here I came out here, to tell the truth. SBK turn up the volume cause you will want to hear this. When you were the ML World champion and Ric Flash and me were on the booking team. It was him that screwed you out of your World title. Not me I was up in my hotel room watching the end of XL being shocked as all of you fans.
(The fans start yelling all kinds of words at Firebomb and he just blows them off know that WPW Security won't let them anywhere near him)
FB: You see this Ric Flash has you fooled he makes me out to be a bad guy but truthfully he is and the only reason why he pretends to be nice you fans is because he is a face, but truthfully he hates each and everyone of you guys. But me I love you guys I come out here and entertain you and you boo me; well that makes me upset cause I saved WPW.
(Firebomb is interupted by a video clip of his Wrestival match against Phil Exel and Ric Flash's return to wrestling. Unaware he is being interupted Firebomb continues speaking at the ring .)
FB: I want Ric Flash who's supposed to be here in the TV title match and as some of you know I'm entering it just to get to Ric Flash cause it's because of me that brought him back to the ring also I am going to be the one to bring Simple Simon Terry back in the ring. SO WPW WHEN YOU PLAY WITH FIRE YOU GET YOUR ASS BURNED!!!!!
(Firebomb music hits and he exits the ring)
CC: WPW should fire him for exposing the business.
AR: The illusion of the magic has been tainted by Firebomb. Thats the second person tonight who's tried to do that. Tseng earlier. Firebomb as many know came from the organization called ML. Firebomb's management namely Rockin Rob currently is embattled in a legal dispute with ML's ownership similar circumstances as Tseng is battling NEW's ownership.
CC: But both companies no longer exist.
AR: SBK Shawn Stryker and SST Simple Simon Terry both share legacies with NEW and ML.
CC: Do you think all of this adds up to something?
AR: I do not know. It does lead us to discussing SBK and his Main Event @ Wrestival against WpW World Champion The Striken.
CC: Many such as you and I felt SBK would win @ Wrestival II, the match did not disappoint but SBK did not walk away with the win.
AR: No he didn't. I look forward to hearing from him tonight and maybe he'll discuss people such as Firebomb and Tseng as well.
CC: Maybe we'll hear from The Strike Back Kid later tonight. I haven't seen him anywhere backstage though.
AR: Me either, I look forward to his comments when he breaks his silence.
CC: As we go to break take a look at some highlights from Wrestival II and the huge Brother vs Brother match SBK vs Striken. When we come back it's tag contender time!
(Highlights set to "Behind those Eyes" are played while showing excepts from the Wrestival II Main Event.)
(Goldpush returns from commercial showing highlights from Wrestival weekend's Hall of Fame Saturday Night.)
CC: Hall of Fame Sat nite not only saw your induction Allen but also, Shia Mizbourne and Tseng's debut matches in WpW. It also saw Novo Fas win a Tag Team Contender match. A shot which they get tonight.
AR: And the Turks and Kurinto and Mizbourne are competing for a World tag title shot of their own.
CC: That match is next but right now I understand Novo Fas have something important to add to Goldpush. Let's go backstage right now and listen in.
Enigma: Hello, my name is Eric Wiles, but some people call me Enigma. You see when I was little; I tended to ask too any questions, to my teachers, to my classmates. Especially, to my Mother. This little voice inside me made me question things, all kinds of things. But mostly, questions about that 1 inch...
The scene violently cuts away, to a new scene entirely, a locker room, where we see Matt Daniels, in vivid color, wearing black jeans, and a black WpW T-Shirt, the logo decorating the front of the shirt is light blue, with a silver shadow. Daniels is stoic, with very little emotion showing on his face.
Daniels: Sometimes, deep down inside, some people listen too keenly to that little voice. Not the one that makes you feel guilty about what you've done, but the one that goads you, almost dares you, to do things that you wouldn't normally do. The 'Devil on your shoulder' can make you do things you normally wouldn�t do. It can make you think you can do things that you really can't do...
The scene vanishes, then snow is seen for a split second before a picture reappears. It is back to black and white, as Enigma continues to speak to whatever self help group meeting he's attending. The surrounding cast of mundane locals watches on, a few nod here and there, as if they understand the turmoil Enigma is holding deep inside.
Enigma: ...My mother, like a lot of your mothers, told me not to listen to the little voice inside my head. She said some little boys thought of puppy dogs, and others of baseball teams, but my little voice, my little devil, just told me to ask her questions. She hurt me when I listened to that little voice. She said I shouldn't talk about that 1 inch...
The Scene jumps back to Daniels in the locker room, his rant continues, ignorant to any apparent interruption.
Daniels: ...and that is exactly what the oWo have done. They listened too closely to that voice, that Devil on their shoulder, saying that they are invincible, that they are superior. You know, they said that they said it, but all they really said was gibberish. Talking about nothing, and saying with such style as to bore anyone with an attention span. Their cockiness was about the only emotion they exuded, they only thing that spouted from their sniveling lips. Their overconfidence will be their undoing...
Violently again it shifts to static, then back to black and white, faster now, and back to Enigma!
Enigma: ...Mother said if he was one inch taller, if the seatbelts back there would have been made right, if the car had been going a little slower, he would be alive. If that cursed belt didn't rest against the child seat just like it did, if the belt didn't rest against his neck like that! One inch is all it would have taken, and he would be alive today! He'd be sharing in my accomplishments, and comforting in my short comings. But fate took that inch away! One inch took my brother away! All I need was for him to be here for us, for me. But fate took that inch away...
Snow again, the back to the locker room. Daniels paces in the locker room, waiting for someone, waiting for Enigma in full color.
Daniels: ...but we won't underestimate you oWo, as you have clearly done of us. We're not some team seeking acceptance, and you saying that we are is just short-sightedness. You retained your belts at Wrestival by outsmarting Krisis. You offered them something that was more valuable to them than gold; it was camaraderie, to be part of something meaningful. But, just like the bull fighters that you are, you pulled that red sheet out from in front of them...
Just as quickly as Daniels was there, the picture is replaced again by snow. Suddenly, Enigma's meeting is shown again, in black, white, and a hundred shades of gray.
Enigma: ...Why couldn't he have been with me! We were born on the same day; we rested in her womb only an inch apart! We were so close, together in there, and even closer when we were born. Exploring the world together, getting into trouble together, doing everything together. But, fate took that inch away! We were so close in the car! But fate took that inch away!!!!
Back to Daniels, apparently staring at a clock, impatiently awaiting on the arrival of Enigma. Growing impatient, visibly, but continuing.
Daniels: ...but their mind games are useless against Mr. Wiles and myself. You see, calling us names isn't going to do what you want it to. You think that by slandering us with such untruths, such blatant lies, will make us go mad with rage, and lose focus on what is truly important, and that is the gold belts that you hold, but can't keep. You think that by using such tactics that worked so perfectly against those two outcast women, that you will walk away with victory, no matter how tainted. You think that you can so easily pull the wool over our eyes, to trick us into your traps. You think that Novo Fas is some mindless animal, responding to instincts and not well calculated thoughts. You see, your little assumptions, while clearly based not on fact, reveal just how little you really are. We proved that we were smarter than you, you called us names. We authenticated just how prominent we are over you, you referenced Crank Yankers. Once again, you're appealing to the lowest common denominator. What are you, second graders? You talk about how you draw so much heat and money, and yet do nothing to attain them. All the "shoot"interviews, all the visits to Copy World, won't defeat us. You won't pull the red sheet from in front of us, because we're not charging blindly at you. And your empty hope, that we're going to just go away, to flee from you, is completely fiction...
Enigma's black and white scene is shown again, the interference from the switch is almost non-existent now, but there long enough to be noticed.
Enigma: ...do you know how small it is? I could show you all if you wanted, it is very tiny, very miniscule. The difference between life and death, it is so insignificant. Twins, but only child safe, the other a fatality! My mother, those doctors, that car! That drunk driver! They took that inch away!!!!
Daniels comes back through but now the scene is split between Daniels in color and Enigma in black and white, side by side, with both men staring deeply into the camera.
Daniels: ...but know this, oWo, there isn't anything that you can do, no amount of mind-games you can pull, that will stop us. You�re not smarter than us, which means you'll have to out-wrestle us. The question is, oWo, are you really confident that you can do that? Are you willing to sacrifice everything to keep those belts? Tonight, I'll go to whatever distances I have to become champion! Tonight, I'll sacrifice everything, everything, to wear those belts! Tonight, if I have to, I'll beat you within an inch of your miserable little lives...
Enigma: And I'm going to take that inch away...
(Back to the arena.)
CC: That was riveting. Those two are focused.
AR: I concur. The winner of the next match gets a title shot against the WpW World tag Team Champs.
CC: We've just learned that match will be next Goldpush @ MSG. Also I am learning that GM Greg"Great"White is mulling over the prospect of granting Tommy Powers the right to wrestle for the WpW World Title. You know the shot he lost because of a contract error?
AR: Yes my little flower. Powers made the blunder many in wrestling do. He changed his name prematurely.
CC: Well Greg taught him a lesson not to do that.
AR: Who will learn a lesson and earn a Tag title shot that's my next question.
CC: Let's find out.
"Some Beach" begins playing as the Turks make their way to ringside.
"Sic" by Slipknot begins playing as Shia Mizbourne steps out onto the rampway and salutes the fans.
"Forsaken" by Johnathan Davis begins playing, yet no one walks out.
Roxy: And his partner, also from Real Deal....Tooommmy Kurrrriiiiinnnnnnto.
Still no one comes out.
Roxy: Toooooommmmyyyyyy Kuuuurrrrriiiiinnnnnnntooo.
Nothing.
CC: Tommy Kurinto said that he was going to do things his way in WPW from now on.
AR: I guess his way was not showing for this match.
The referee calls for the bell. Shia and Reno step into the ring and lockup, beginning the match.
A hiptoss from Reno get the action going. Shia Mizbourne gets to his feet quickly and gives Reno a chop. Shia dropkicks Reno.
AR: Shia Mizbourne starting off well by himself, but when he tires, he's got no one to tag.
Reno goes to a low blow on his way up. He swiftly tags Rude in. Rude runs in with a hard clothesline to start Shia's punishment. Rude stops to flex for the camera and then begins stomping on Shia's face.
CC: An elbowdrop from Rude.
And Rude tags out. Reno is back in and on Shia quickly with a round of punches to the face.
AR: Shia Mizbourne can't hold on like this. This match has just started and already the Turks are pounding him into the ground.
Shia gets up and gives Reno a kick to the midsection. He runs that into a ddt.
CC: Shia hasn't given up yet.
Reno quickly tags Rude. The Turks double clothesline Shia. They use a round of punches until Reno is pushed out of the ring by the referee.
Rude bodyslamms Shia, and then performs a Bulk Logan style legdrop on him.
AR: Shia ran out of steam real quick.
CC: Tommy Kurinto should be fired from WPW for not showing up at this match.
AR: Well, Tommy never asked to team with Shia Mizbourne. It was all WPW and Real Deal's work that he be in this match. I guess his absence is his own choice, no matter what the reprocussions will be my little flower.
CC: I guess that's a decision that Tommy Kurinto made.
Rude slows the pace a little while putting Shia in a headlock.
CC: We spoke to soon. Tommy made it.
AR: I guess he had some trouble with traffic.
Reno charges the ring and is hit with a round of punches from Tommy.
The ring is cleared from everyone but Tommy Kurinto and Shia Mizbourne. Tommy stops and looks down. Tommy helps Shia to his feet.
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Tommy clotheslines Shia.
CC: The "Scorpion" showed up, just to turn on his partner Shia to try to draw heat for himself.
Tommy leave the ring area completely as Reno and Rude begin making their way back in.
The Turks put the "Old Demolition" on Shia.
AR: Oh this is over.
Reno makes the cover.
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CC: It looks like the Turks are the winners.
AR: With a little help from the man that was supposed to be Shia's partner in this match.
Reno and Rude begin a celebration walk out of the ring.
Q4
"Tear Away" by Drowning Pool begins to play as Simple Simon Terry walks out to the ring.
AR: We have to go to break.
CC: What's this? No let's stay with this.
AR: It looks to me like Simon Terry.
Simon Terry steps into the ring and gives Shia Mizbourne a pat on the back. Then turns and grabs a microphone.
Simon stops for the fans cheers.
Simon: Sorry to bust your bubble guys, but I aint' the new owner.
This time Simon stops for boos.
Simon: I'm just working for them, and they aint' comin'.
More boos.
Simon: This is what everyone wanted. This is what all the fan mail and the backstage hype has been all about. SST, come back. Well, I'm back. But you know what? This time I aint' playin' the heat game. I'm not pushing for any matches against Shawn Stryker. I'm not pushing for any matches against Tseng. I'm not pushing for any matches against the oWo even. Any of you guys want to step into the ring, to knock the ring rust off me, then that's fine. I'm just here. I'm just here to be me, SST. I'm here to wrestle this time. I'm here to have fun. I'm here to get into the trash talkin' game. I'm here to "work" and not "shoot" like the rest. Cause'????
Fans: IT'S JUST THAT SIMPLE.
"Tear Away" begins playing agains as SST and Shia Mizbourne make their way out of the ring.
CC: So once again, Simple Simon Terrrrryyyy, is back.
AR: But will it be for more than one match this time.
CC: Who knows, I guess we'll see.
CC: Well fans, I'm not sure what else to expect but it appears we've seen the return of SST Simple Simon Terry.
AR: It occurred after Firebomb's comments about him as well as things the oWo has said about SST as of late.
CC: And that's what's next...the WpW World Tag title match.
[["Back in Black" by AC/DC hits over the speakers and the OWO makes it's entrance. Paper begins dropping from the ceiling.]]
AR:: OWO propaganda!
[[Sure enough CC catches on of the pieces of paper. It's an OWO flyer.]]
Tony: Yo It's the OWO!
[[Tony Ruiz and Dennis Mann stand at the entranceway. They stroll to the ring very cocky with belts over their shoulders and mics in hand.]]
Denn-Mann:: So WPW gets dealt a dose of NOVAcain? I don't mean that over-hyped chumpsky Casanova who's supposed to be making some big debut tonight for the TV strap.
Tony Ruiz:: You didn't say that did you? Oh hoooo!!!
[[Tony slaps his leg laughing and parading around the ring.]]
Denn-Mann:: We're the champs around here and yeah man I'm saying it. OWO does...
Tony Ruiz:: Lemme finish! OWO does what we want....WHEN WE WANT!
Denn-Mann:: Wrestival proved two backstage B*TCHES of Eastwick couldn't stop us, nor could the yellowed out
Tony Ruiz: WORN OUT...
Denn-Mann:: Has Been. BULKSTER.
Tony Ruiz:: Did he look smaller to you at Wrestival big mann?
Denn:: You know he did. But he's a joke and the OWO is done with him. He won't be coming back EVER!
[[Just then...."Real American" hits over the speakers.]]
CC:: It's the Bulkster's music!
AR:: The OWO is in trouble NOW!!!!
[[Denn and Tony look at one another with very worried looks.]]
[[Then from backstage comes....]]
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[[Johnny The Pirate dressed as Bulkster!!!!]]
AR:: This is an embarrassment. A set-up by the OWO.
[[The fans are actually enjoying it as the wee-little pirate dressed in Red and Yellow garb waddles his way to the ring. Tony and Denn are laughing and feigning as if they are in trouble.]]
Tony: Hey yo, Oh noo!!! I mean Yo HO HO, What'errrrr we gonna Doooooooooo?
Denn:BROTH-THHHHERRRRR!!!!
[[The fans are chanting "JthP" "JthP" JthP!!!! Dennis Mann reaches down and hands Johnny the Pirate a mic then he acts like he's knocked out. Tony then drops back to the turnbuckle acting dazed as JthP standing the ring looking at himself up on the tron dressed in Bulkster garb.]]
JthP: Yarrrrg Ahoy brothers and mateys! Tis I the Pintster or Bulk The Pirate ye may call me. I'm not been me-self since th ODudYO destroyed me at Wreeestival!!!! Arrrg me even lost me Fed Cup booty so me must find new booty. Whatchee gonner dooo when the smallest wee-lad in rasslin hunt down and Deestroy YOU!!!!!
[[Denn and Tony then circle JthP and hold him up!!!]]
Denn: Let's hear it for Johnny the Pirate!!!! Future champion of WPW but not tag team.
Tony: No that's our belts so bring out the losers.
Denn: Ahoy Chumpskies it's time to take your beatings!!!!!
[[Johnny the Pirate is helped out of the ring and exits through the crowd as they go insane for the little Bulkster clad pirate.]]
CC: That's was an embarressing display of exploitation by the oWo on that little midget.
AR: It was rather entertaining.
RA: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the WpW Tag Team Championship. Introducing first, the number one contenders, Matt Daniels and The Enigma, Novo Fas.
RA: Introducing next already at ringside, the WpW Tag Team Champions, Denn Mann and Tony Ruiz, the oWo.
In the ring, Enigma motions Daniels to the corner, and Denn Mann smiles and nods as he enters.
CC: It looks like we're going to start off with Eric Wiles, who is more commonly known as The Enigma facing off against Th Look, Th Size, Dennis Mann. Allen, what are your thoughts on this contest?
AR: I hope that the oWo tear these Novo Fas idiots a new one! The gall these two showed at the Hall of Fame Ceremony, they just sicken me!
CC: It was a shocking attack.
Back in the ring, Enigma circles the much bigger, stronger Mann, and smiles, almost daring Mann to do something. Mann responds with a big right hand, connecting with Enigma's jaw, sending him down the mat. Enigma quickly gets up, nods his head coyly, and points to the jaw again. Mann obliges him and hits another big right hand, and again sending Enigma down.
CC: Enigma seems to be daring the big man to attack him. I�m not sure how wise that is.
Enigma gets back to his feet, nods again, and points again to his jaw. Mann smiles, then shrugs, and tries to hit him again. But, Enigma ducks, and grabs the big man's leg, and yanks it. Mann falls to the mat, slams his fist down in frustration, and quickly gets back up. Enigma laughs and points to his jaw again.
CC: Enigma was baiting Mann. I wonder if he'll fall for that again.
Mann sneers at the welted warrior, and hooks in a collar and elbow tie up. Enigma tries to outmuscle Mann, but that just results in a quick Irish Whip by the Mann. As Enigma bounces off the ropes, Mann brings up his foot and connects with a BIG BOOT, sending Enigma down hard!
CC: Ouch! I felt that up here!
AR: Good! That skinny coward deserves that much and more!
CC: Such hostility, Allen? That is so unlike you.
AR: It's not for the lack of respect they showed me, but that Daniels character brutally took out a kid! In my book, Novo Fas are entitled to the beating of their lives!
In the ring, Mann picks Enigma up over his shoulder, points to Ruiz. A noticeable scream is heard from the crowd as Mann tags in Ruiz. As Tony enters the ring, Mann nails Enigma with a PILEDRIVER, driving Enigma's face into the mat. Ruiz flips him over, puts a foot onto The Neverending Question's chest
CC: Cocky cover by Ruiz.
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Kickout by Enigma!
Enigma quickly rises to his feet, and chops the Cubans chest. Ruiz slaps Enigma in the face. Enigma grabs Ruiz and slings him into the ropes, and goes to try and make a tag. But Mann grabs him by the shoulder, and holds him, using his long reach to trap Enigma in the oWo's corner. Ruiz bounds off the ropes, and nails Enigma with a RISING KNEE TO THE CHEST, sending Enigma through the ropes, and to the outside!
Mann jumps down to the outside, as Ruiz starts arguing with the ref. Mann picks up Enigma, and tries to hit his throwing powerbomb, The Train-Wreck, but Enigma squirms free and lands on his feet behind Mann. Mann turns around, and is met with drop kick to the knee, sending him face first to the floor! Enigma lifts up Mann's head, as Mann holds his knee, and swiftly kicks the big man's jaw!
CC: Enigma just kicked Mann into Lancaster!
In the ring, Ruiz sees the vicious kick to his partner's face, and runs toward the melee on the outside. As he approaches the ropes, he dives over, hitting both Mann and Enigma with a TOPE, sending all three men to the floor.
CC: Ruiz took flight!
AR: He is much bigger than a cruiserweight, but you could have fooled me just them!
Ruiz and Mann begin laying the boots into Enigma., when all of a sudden Matt Daniels lands atop the carnage with a DIVING BODYPRESS FROM THE TURNBUCKLE! All four men are down.
CC: Where did Daniels come from?
AR: I don't know and I don't care!
Daniels and Mann are slugging it out, and Ruiz and Enigma are doing likewise. The ref begins to count.
CC: There is obviously no love lost between these two teams, and now its broken down into a brawl!
When the referee gets to 8, Ruiz slings Enigma in, and then rolls in himself. Ruiz pulls up Enigma, takes a quick step to go behind Enigma, and grabs him for a back suplex. While in the air, Enigma does a back flip, and lands on his feet. Ruiz turns around, and levels Enigma with a huge clothesline.
Outside the ring, Daniels slings Mann into the guardrail, and he hits it with a sickening thud. Daniels charges, and as Mann falls to the floor face first, hits the larger wrestler with a driving elbow to the back. Daniels then swings a leg over, and picks up Mann's torso. With tremendous fury, Daniels begins pummeling Mann with nasty CROSSFACE PUNCHES.
CC: Daniels is just laying into Mann�s face with those crossface punches. I wouldn't want to be Mann right now.
Daniels hits seven, eight, nine of the hard right hands to Mann, then walks off of him and heads to his corner. Mann brings up a hand to his swelling up eye, and covers it.
In the ring, Ruiz has Enigma on his back on the mat, and is hitting stomps to the shoulder of the scarred and bruised Eric Wiles. Daniels foregoes the corner, enters the ring, and hits Ruiz with a double ax handle to the back, forcing him to the ground. The ref gets in between Daniels and Ruiz, and forces Daniels to his corner. Enigma, however, is given enough time to connect with a spinning heel kick to the back of Ruiz's head, giving him enough time to make the tag.
AR: That jerk Daniels is in! Somebody hit him!
Daniels runs over to Ruiz, pulls him to his hands and knees, and hits a driving elbow to the kidneys. Ruiz is down, and stunned. Daniels locks in a sitting armbar, and rears back, increasing the torque on the shoulder and elbow of Ruiz. Daniels wraps Ruiz's arm between his left arm and body, and pounds Ruiz's kidneys with his right hand.
CC: Daniels mixed martial arts training is coming into play, those elbows are MMA trademarks.
From out of nowhere, Mann rushes into the ring and destroys Daniels with a HUGE RUNNING YAKUZA KICK to the face!
CC: Mann just killed Daniels!
AR: Good!
Mann picks up the prone Daniels, and military presses him up, and tosses him into the air, forcing Daniels down face first to the mat from over ten feet in height! Ruiz slowly gets up, shakes the cobwebs out, and slings Daniels to the oWo corner. Ruiz reaches out and tags Mann. Mann lifts Daniels onto the turnbuckle, and CHOKESLAMS HIM TO THE MAT!
CC: This one is over! All Mann has to do is cover him!
Mann looks down at the out cold Daniels, then over at Enigma. Mann nods his head, and drags Daniels over to the Novo Fas corner and motions for Enigma to come in. Enigma shakes his head. Mann turns around to say something to Ruiz when Enigma vaults in, lands on Denn Mann's back, and hooks in the PASSIVE RESISTANCE chickenwing/mandible claw combo. Mann staggers for a step, then falls to his knees, the pain evident on his face. Enigma grins and pulls back farther on the chickenwing, then begins whispering into Mann's ear. Mann slowly falls to his stomach, and with his free arm, begins to tap!
CC: Mann's tapping out!
AR: Enigma's not the legal man! The ref has to know that! He's not the legal man!
The ref starts yelling at Enigma to break the hold. Daniels taps Enigma on the shoulder, and Enigma instantly releases the torturous hold, and walks to the corner. Daniels pulls Mann to his feet, and Irish whips him, and charges for the opposite ropes.
CC: Daniels is going for the Matt Finish Lariat! If he hits it, Mann will be done!
AR: No!
As Mann comes at Daniels, Daniels takes a quick step to the right, then to the left and absolutely levels Mann with the MATT FINISH!
CC: Daniels just destroyed Denn Mann!
AR: NO! NO! NO!
Daniels goes over and covers Mann. The ref counts.
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Just as the ref's arm is coming down for the third time, Tony Ruiz kicks Daniels, breaking the pin.
AR: YES!
Ruiz starts laying into Daniels with stomps, bringing Enigma in. Enigma grabs Ruiz by the arm, spins him around, and kicks him right in the groin! Ruiz falls to his knee's in obvious pain, and Enigma crushes Ruiz with a running Savate kick to the shoulder!
Mann slowly gets to his feet, but is met with a German Suplex from Daniels! Daniels rolls with it, and goes for another. But, Mann spreads his legs, increasing his base, and Daniels isn't able to finish the suplex. Daniels releases his hold, goes to hit a right hand to the much larger man's face, but Mann catches the punch with his hand, uses Daniels own momentum to throw him to the mat.
CC: Not too often we see someone of Dennis Mann's size becoming a toreador!
AR: Well I'm glad he is today!
Mann pulls Daniels up, Irish whips him, but hooks an arm, pulls back and demolishes Daniels with a short arm clothesline! Then he pulls him back up, and hits another! Mann pulls him up again, and goes for another..../i>
CC: The hat trick of shortarm clotheslines?
And Enigma runs in and kicks Mann's hamstring, distracting Mann enough for Daniels to duck the clothesline, and hit one of his own!
AR: That Daniels is resilient, I'll give him that!
Daniels crawls over to his corner, trying to make the tag....
But Mann rushes over and pastes Daniels with a jumping knee drop! Mann grabs Daniels leg, and pulls him over to the oWo corner. Reaching back, he tags in Ruiz, then lifts him up and locks in an abdominal stretch. Ruiz climbs in, and kicks Daniels three times in the exposed and stretched abdomen. The ref counts to four before Mann releases the hold, and steps over the ropes to the outside. Ruiz lifts Daniels up and powerslams him down. Ruiz then points to Enigma, laughs, and stomps the chest of Daniels. Enigma rushes in, but the ref intercepts him, and forces him back to his corner. With the ref's back turned, Mann comes in and the oWo DOUBLE POWEBOMB Daniels!
The ref comes back over just as Ruiz covers Daniels.
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NO! Daniels gets his foot on the ropes.
CC: Good ring awareness by Daniels. I don't think he would have been able to kick out of that.
Ruiz tags in Mann, and chokes the prone Daniels with his boot as the ref counts. At four Ruiz lets up, and climbs out. Mann gets onto Daniels' chest, and begins hitting him in the face with stiff right hands.
Enigma rushes in, but again the ref intercepts him and forcing him back to his corner. Ruiz, ever the opportunist, quickly climbs in and kicks Daniels in the groin as Mann continues his assault with his fists on Daniels' face. Just before the ref turns back around, Ruiz climbs back out.
CC: The oWo are proving why they are tag team champions, taking every liberty they can whenever the referee is preoccupied.
AR: I'm glad they are! These Novo Fas scoundrels sicken me!
Daniels struggles to force Mann off of him, but Th Look, Th Size, is just too strong. Finally, after what must have been twenty or twenty five right hands Mann stands up, chokes Daniels with his boot. The ref counts, and at four, Mann relents, and tags in Ruiz. Ruiz picks Daniels up, and hits him with a rib breaker, then stands up, and hits a FALLAWY SLAM! Daniels appears unconscious.
CC: How long before the oWo finish off Daniels? Daniels looks finished!
AR: I could watch this beating all night!
Ruiz saunters over, and drops a leg over the throat of Daniels, and hooks a leg.
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Enigma rushes in and grabs the ref's leg, breaking the count, and he throws the ref to the outside. Enigma then dropkicks Ruiz in the back of the knee, doubling Ruiz over. Ruiz grabs his leg, and gets to his feet. Enigma knees Ruiz in the gut, and hits the ropes and is met with a BIG BOOT from Mann!
CC: Enigma didn't see that one coming!
Enigma is up quickly to his feet, and starts slugging it our with both members of the oWo. Enigma with rights to Ruiz and lefts to Mann, Mann and Ruiz each hit Enigma with rights of their own. Somehow, Enigma stays on his feet! Ruiz tries to clothesline Enigma, but Daniels grabs his leg, twists him down, and locks in the MATT LOCK! Mann sees this, turns to break up the hold, but Enigma jumps onto his back, and hooks in the PASSIVE RESISTANCE! Mann backs up, and Enigma and Mann both fall through the ropes to the outside! Somehow, Enigma kept the Passive Resistance locked on.
CC: HOLY SH...
AR: SHINER!
CC: Enigma is always willing to give up his body in order to inflict as much pain and damage on his opponent as possible.
AR: He sure gave it up there!
In the ring, Ruiz is writhing in pain, reaching for the ropes, but Daniels has the leg laced ankle lock too tightly cinched in to allow Ruiz to move. Ruiz, with his face contorted due to the pain, starts tapping out!
But, the referee is still outside the ring!
CC: That's twice now that the oWo has been saved from tapping out due to technicalities!
AR: Thankfully!
CC: Allen?
AR: Writers.
CC: Ok that's better.
Outside the ring, Mann stands up, and drops down onto his back, squashing Enigma underneath him, but Enigma holds on! Mann tries to stand up again, gets to his knees, and reaches for a steel chair. With a one handed backward swing, he slams the foreign object into Enigma's skull, finally forcing a break to the debilitating double submission move.
The referee finally gets up, and rolls back in the ring. He goes over to Ruiz, who is still writhing in pain, and asks him if he wants to quit. Before he can answer, though, Denn Mann, rolls in and kicks Daniels off of Ruiz, saving the oWo.
Daniels gets up, looks at Mann, and charges at him. Mann ducks under a shoulder block attempt, but Daniels quickly turns around and grabs Mann by the waist. Daniels lifts Mann up, and HOTSHOTS him and just as Mann's throat is about to hit the ropes, Enigma pops up out of nowhere and grabs the head of Mann and hits an ACE CRUSHER!
CC: DEBELLO ANIMUS! Novo Fas just took out Denn Mann with that devastating Debello Animus!
AR: Inventive move, no doubt! But, Mann isn't the legal man!
In the ring, Daniels turns around, and just ducks a charging Tony Ruiz, who is met with RED MIST from Enigma as he was about to hit the ropes. Daniels reaches back, tags in Enigma, who ascends the turnbuckle, and hits a DIVING CLOTHESLINE onto the blinded Ruiz. Enigma pulls Ruiz up to his knees, then hits THE MIRACLE KICK shining wizard! Enigma covers....
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CC: Enigma just pinned Ruiz! We have NEW Tag Team Champions! Novo Fas brought just enough to defeat the champions!
AR: NO! Those two cowards are now champions!?! It's not supposed to end this way!
CC: But you have to admit, Allen, that was a war, and both teams really proved that they belong in the elite of the wrestling world.
AR: I guess I have to give the devils their due. Novo Fas did just win that grueling battle, so they were the better team today.
RA: Your winners, and NEW WpW Tag Team Champions, Matt Daniels and The Enigma, Novo Fas!
CC: I did not see that one coming! Hour number two to Goldpush is coming up and what a way to end our first hour! NEW WPW CHAMPS!!!!!
AR: We began with new champions like PDJ and GRENDEL and end with crowning new tag team champions Novo Fas.
CC: We'll be back!