| BIG JAY |
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| My Bio Now, I guess I should say a few things about myself, since this is my biography page and all. So I guess I'll tell you the pivotal point in my life. This one time, I was outside, playing with all my chipmunk friends when a June bug came to my ear and said that the world was going to end. I hate June bugs! I hate them! Hate! Hate, Hate Hate! So the June bug flew off and I went and had some tuna. My cats like tuna but I don't give them any because it's my tuna. They always circle around my feet because they think I'll give them some but I don't. You wanna know what else cat's love? Milk! I love Milk too! But I don't share my Milk with my Cat's. On a side note, pink is the best color in the world (I'm sure Mike would agree), and sometimes, when you stay up really late at night, you can see the pink dipper in the sky. |
| Music by Pantera entitled "Cemetary Gates". |
| Favourite Food: Little Girls Favourite Band: Weezer Favourite thing to do: Little Girls Favourite Actress: Will Smith Biggest accomplishment: Learning how to velcro his shoes and clap his hands on the same fucking day. |
| Ahhhh. Good thing I quit the band. Now I have more time to run over babies with my bike. Now all I need is a bike. Or a robot! Yeah, that would be cool. Then I'd have a friend! Oh wait, I suck. Oh hey check out this drumstick. Damn it, I'm a drumstick. I hope my dad doesn't eat me cause then he'll get a gall bladder attack. Gall bladders contain bile and other secretions. I keep my secretions in the dead girl who stays in the trunk of my car. She's almost full though. Well, enough of that, time to go polish my scalp. |