| Smackdown! Talent | Comment |
| Akio | |
| Bill DeMott | Velocity announcer |
| Billy Gunn | |
| Billy Kidman | |
| Booker T | |
| Charlie Haas | WWE Tag Team Champion |
| Chavo Classic | WWE Cruiserweight Champion |
| Chavo Guerrero | |
| Danny Basham | |
| Dawn Marie | engaged to Simon Diamond |
| Doug Basham | |
| Eddie Guerrero | WWE World Heavyweight Champion |
| Hardcore Holly | |
| Jacqueline | |
| Jamie Noble | |
| John Cena | WWE United States Champion |
| John Bradshaw Layfield | |
| Johnny Stamboli | |
| Josh Mathews | hosting Velocity |
| Kenzo Susuki | |
| Kurt Angle | figure head General Manager |
| Luther Reigns | was Horshu |
| Mark Jindrak | reflection of perfection |
| Michael Cole | does play by play |
| Miss Jackie | managing Rico & Haas |
| Mordecai | was Seven in OVW |
| Nunzio | |
| Orlando Jordan | |
| Paul Bearer | |
| Paul London | |
| Paul Heyman | |
| Rene Dupree | french phenom |
| Rey Mysterio | |
| Rico | WWE Tag Team Champion |
| Rikishi | |
| Rob Van Dam | contract expires this summer |
| Sable | dates Brock Lesnar |
| Sakoda | |
| Scotty Too Hotty | |
| Shannon Moore | |
| Sho Funaki | |
| Spike Dudley | |
| Tazz | color commentator |
| Theodore Long | managing Jindrak |
| The Big Show | signed until early 2009 |
| The Dudley | they all look the same |
| The Undertaker | considered a special attraction |
| Tony Chimel | ring announcer |
| Torrie Wilson | married to Kidman |
| Ultimo Dragon | on a leave of absence |
information originally copied from gerweck.net