Engineering...The untold truth....
Some Basic definitions..
Engineering College: Place
where you're punished for getting good HSC marks.
Babe:
After two
years in Engineering, anything remotely female qualifies for that
title...esp for mech guys...
Senior: Guy who got ragged as junior and
wanna get some payback...
Fresher: Guy who has to ask where the
canteen is...
Really Dumb Fresher: Guy who asks a senior where
the canteen is.
Really Really Dumb fresher: Guy who follows the senior
to the canteen.
Ragging: The unfortunate fate of the previous
idiot.
Evasive action: Watch the juniors when any seniors come
nearby.(No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)
Lectures: Waste of
time...physical presence is a must...only meant for sleeping, completing
assignemtns & genral TP
Tutions: What you take when you don't
waste enough time....
Professor: Person paid to
put students to sleep.
Vernac Prof: Unusual variant of
previous individual who comes packaged with his own brand of English ("Now
you check me our journal.", "You out get from class.", "Are you
Understand, Beta?" )
Practicals: 60 to 90 minutes in which you
watch the girls do your experiment, and usually destroying a considerable
array of lab equipment.
Hopeless Practical: The practical in which
there are no girls in your group (simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with
the equipment, and finally copy the readings. from the girls of
course...).
The Truth about exams...
Timing: when ur non
enginering GF/BF is free to enjoy while u slog with submissions &
exams
Irony: The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you
flunk.
Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted worth
in
the exam...
KT : Makes you suicidal..the WAY of
life...
Year Drop :
Makes dad homicidal.
Reverification :
A cruel joke. (results of which come after you give the KT exam).
An engineer's "Ten Commandments of Life"
1. Thou shalt study
only during the preparatory leave.
2. Thou shalt never write thy
assignments thyself.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on
the morning of submission.
4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as
bonus.
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in the
canteen.
6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an
OUTstanding student.
8. Thou shalt give thy attendance without being
present...PROXY is a MUST
9. If thou can't convince them , confuse
them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a four lettered
word.
The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E.
Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
B.E. Balls to
Engineering