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    Okay, here are the nuts and bolts.  I am a single thirty-something woman.  My personality type is intuitive which means I can sense things by how they "feel" to me.  Hopefully, you will like me as I am intelligent, vibrant, interested in many things, and willing to share with you both the good and the bad and the debatable.  But I will warn you, like all human beings I am very complex and there are some not so attractive parts to my personality.  I will admit I am by nature manipultive and controlling.  I have strong opinions as to what I like and dislike.  Most times I either love something or I really, really despise it.  Not much gray in my world.  I am flawed, but I really hope you will take the bad with the good and, at least respect me for being as honest as I can be.  I like to rant on occasion and my opinions might incense you.  If so, yell at me via email and vent it.  I'll try not to cry too much when you blast me !

Here are some things I want you to know:


Right now, I am a self-employed almost starving freelance writer.  In my quest to make a living from my writing I have accepted many different projects, everything from descriptions of spoons for catalog work to vampire horror stories full of blood, to tasteless(?)smut. 

Did that last word get your attention?  Yes, I have written erotica.  I'm good at it.  And you might as well know up front that I will write ANYTHING for a buck!  Don't believe me?  Send me an email decribing your innermost wants and basest desires--wink, wink--and a one dollar donation to me through paypal, and I'll send you the steamiest thank you note you've ever received.  How's that for cheap?  Note, the pun was intended.
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I like so much.  I am a turtle lover, a homeschooling mom, an avid watcher of reality shows (currently, "Family Plots" and "Showbiz Moms..." are my favorites.  I have Bachelor degrees in English and Biology. I went to school for way to many years.

The book currently sitting on the back of my commode is "Where the Lilies Bloom" and the one in my nightstand drawer is "The Giver".  The "Young Adult" genre is my new found love in the literary world. 
    

When I want to get active, I play tennis or swim (my kid is an awesome swimmer--she's got a shoebox full of blue ribbons from USA swim meets and scores national times in nearly all events). I also walk and occasionally (use to be fanatically) exercise in my living room to one of Richard Simmons' "Sweatin' to the Oldies" tapes.  God love him, I'll always be his fan no matter how many joes he bitch slaps.

When I'm not interested in perspiring, you are likely to find me working jigsaw puzzles (500 piece and up, please), surfing the web, writing my blog, playing barbie's with my daughter, crocheting, snacking on honey nut cheerios, or renting old pro wrestling videos  (the new WWE sucks and not in the good way the WWF did).

I said I was going to tell secrets, remember, so let me tell you about what I like sexually.  Always, I have been into spanking.  I love it.  Nothing else turns me on as much, although anal sex and having my boobs felt up under my clothes are great joys of mine as well.  You will find a link to my spanking page to your right.

If you want to learn more about me and my wild wicked warped thoughts, check out my other pages in the Links.  I hope also to be creating a blog very soon and I will provide a link as soon as its established. 

Thanks for reading!
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