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| For the month of October we have created a Halloween Themed Humor Page!! |
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| Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? It had no guts! |
| How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray! |
| How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope! |
| Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately! |
| Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don't have any body to go out with! |
| What is a vampire's favorite sport? Casketball! |
| What is a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangsgiving! |
| What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite! |
| What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee? Decoffinated! |
| Five Little Pumpkin Sitting On A Gate Five little pumpkins sitting on a gate, The first one said, "Oh my, it's getting late." The second one said, "But we don't care." The third one said, "I see witches in the air." The fourth one said, "Let's run, and run, and run." The fifth one said, "Get ready for some fun." Then whoosh went the wind, and out went the lights, And five little pumpkins rolled out of sight! |
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