Mutiny

"There have been many greats to pass through these doors...

...Some live on through WsW with a non-wrestling job...

...Some have gone on to what they think are greener pastures...

...Some have retired altogether...

...But some... Some are like pigeons...

...Just like the WsW...

They have returned!"

The scene fades into the WsW arena in London, England where a few pyros go off on the ramp, down the ramp and at each corner in the ring. The fans are on their feet in this small, yet intimate arena as we look over at some of the signs reading "J-Fab sucks more than Adz on Friday" and "Snorkel Face Rulez!!! ^.^J" others include "Loner will always be the man" alongside a banner held by 7 people reading "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The camera settles down at the announce booth as we are introduced to the show.

MR: Hello everyone at home, I'm Michael Rossenbourg alongside WsW Legend, former champion and hall of famer... Hardcore Icon!

HI: Thanks for the dick sucking entrance, Mike. We're back, yet again, but this time, the FCC daren't touch us. They tried suing as and they got fucked over royally. I will swear, I will profanity chant, Hell, if I want to masturbate halfway through the show, I will!

MR: Well let us hope you never get the urge for that, then Icon... The reason you can do all this is simple, so let me explain to the fans. This is OUR arena. We are in London in the United Kingdom, and the CEO Jay V wanted this to be so successful, and he didn't want any member of his staff getting tired, so we will have damn near all of our shows here, in the freshly built WsW arena.

HI: It only holds 5000 people Mike, but trust me, that's plenty.

MR: We've got one Hell of a return show ladies and gentlemen, and I can't wait to see who'll be the champion when the night is over, people have been speculating abou...

Just then, Rossenbourg is cut off by the sound of The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again". The crowd look to the ramp to see the WsW CEO Jay V walk out in his Armani suit and stand at the top of the ramp with a microphone in his right hand. Jay V looks out at the crowd with a huge smile before he puts his left hand into his pocket waiting for his music to die down.

JV: Well, I'll save the whole thanks for coming back bullshit, you know that's never really been my style... but look at this around you... Look at what I've created!! I created my own damn arena! No more shall we have to rub shoulders with the scum living in neighbour federations, because we've got our own territory. Our own building. And this...

Jay V goes behind the curtain before re-emerging with the WsW World Title

JV: Some people think I gave this to The Dark Lotus in PPW for him to keep. Why would I do that? Because he claims to be a two time champion? No, not at all... I duped him into thinking he received, what I'm holding now. Let's face it, The Dark Lotus was never the sharpest knife in the drawer, hell, he wasn't even the best wrestler... Not by a long shot. And boy could his promos drag on...

JV laughs to himself as he shakes his head a little

JV: But the reason I gave him a replica, and made him believe it were the real title belt? Simple... I got my face on Pure Pain Wrestling. Barnes beat me in a match to take control of WsW, and what did he do? He burned it to the ground. He did what he always wanted to do, he hated me and he hated my creation so he killed it! He then made his own federation, and co-incidentally, the only place he could ever win a World Title as well.

A collective 'ooooh' goes around the arena as we hear Hardcore Icon chuckle

JV: Some may call that a controversial statement, but it's fact... Look it up. Anyway, I got onto PPW television... Something he claimed would be over his dead body. Unfortunately for me, I got on their TV program, and Barnes is still alive...

Another 'ooh' from the crowd

JV: But nevertheless, I gave Lotus something he believed to be the WsW World Title... That meant one simple thing. Every time you tuned into PPW wrestling... Every time The Dark Lotus showed his boring head... One thing was visible... The WsW World Title. WsW stayed fresh within everybody's mind... And now... We're here... And I make it my sole responsibility to crown whoever becomes the World Heavyweight Champion tonight...

Jay V goes to walk off before turning with a slight smile on his face

JV: Oh, and... there's a slight.... change to the schedule tonight. Captain Canada has been taken ill, so he won't be here tonight... But please don't boo, as I have an amazing piece of news... Adz has been suspended indefinitely due to failing a routine piss test!

The crowd boo at this statement as somebody seems very happy

HI: YES!!! YES!!! THANK YOU JAY V!!! OH GOD!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

JV: I thought you might be happy Icon, and one more thing... The Main Event tonight? It won't be contested in a steel cage, no no. Instead, the title belt shall be hanging fifteen feet in the air, and the winner shall have to grab it... As far as I can see, the only way of accomplishing that... Is by a ladder...

The Who's "Won't get fooled again" plays as Jay V walks to the back as we come back to our commentators.

MR: A ladder match for the World heavyweight title tonight! Did you hear that Icon!

HI: Screw that, Adz won't be back until they say so! This is the happiest day of my life!

MR: It's unfortunate Adz won't be here, what Jay V said seems a bit skeptical to me, but anyway... Let us have our first match of the evening, shall we?

Cage Match
Xtreme Vs Johnny Fabulous

The Lights In The Arena Fade To Black And "Blind" By KoRn Hits The PA. Just As "ARE YOU READY!!?" Blares Through The Speakers, The Lights Flick Back On And Theres A Big Explosion On The Ramp! Xtreme Walks Out Onto The Stage Wearing Baggy Navy Blue Jeans And A Black T-shirt With White Lettering That Reads "Taking It To The Xtreme!" He Walks Down The Stage And Stops Half Way Down The Ramp To Do His Trademark "Raising The Roof" Taunt With A Grin On His Face. The Fans Cheer As He Runs The Rest Of The Way Down The Ramp, Jumps Onto The Ring Apron And Hops Over The Top Rope. MR: And here we are, with what is now our first match of the night! A dangerous cage match between that man Xtreme and... "It's Raining Men (Hallelujah!)" comes blaring onto the PA as rainbow-coloured pyro goes off. Out comes Johnny Fabulous, who prances down the ramp and into the ring. He waves gayly to the crowd, who respond with the usual anti-homosexual chants and comments.HI: ...That overzealous flamingo.MR: Nice vocabulary Icon, you went back to middle school or something? HI: I went back to your Mom

MR: And we have our first Mom joke!!J-Fab circles around the ring, prancing about, with his hands waving daintily in front of him. Xtreme shows little emotion, and just bounces from foot to foot as the cage begins to lower down. MR: This should be an interesting match, as both men are of somewhat similar stature and styles. HI: And maybe similar sexualities? Maybe that's what Xtreme means when he says, "Taking it to the Xtreme?" MR: ... HI: Grow some balls and a sense of humour Mike.

MR: I have one of those

HI: Grow some balls then, sheesh.As the cage finally hits the ground, J-Fab stops prancing around and begins feeling on the cage, rubbing it up and down. A smile spreads across his face as Xtreme continues to be all business.MR: Not even the slightest hint of emotion on Xtreme's face. HI: Well, he can taste the World title on his lips, and he wants it desperately. He wants it to prove the doubters wrong, to give his fans something to cheer for and most of all... shove it right in our CEO, Jay V's face. MR: That's right, last time Xtreme had a shot at the WsW title, Jay V screwed him over royally! The referee signals for the bell as he finally locks the cage door. As J-Fab walks into the centre of the ring, Xtreme wastes little time, bouncing off the ropes and knocking Fabulous down with a clothesline. J-Fab holds his jaw and pouts a little as he gets back to his feet, but gets knocked back down with another of Xtreme's clotheslines. J-Fab gets back up again, only to get hit with a beautiful dropkick. J-Fab stumbles back into the ropes and gets hit with a back body drop on the return. He clutches his back in pain and damn near has a seizure. HI: He's selling that like he got shot! MR: Well, J-Fab is getting little offence in thus far. Xtreme has started out like a man on fire. Xtreme drags J-Fab back to his feet, hammering away at him with punches. Xtreme then kicks him in the midsection, and rams him headfirst into the cage wall. J-Fab squeals in pain as he falls down to the ground, clutching his face. Xtreme again picks him up, and plants J-Fab's head into the canvas with a stiff DDT. Xtreme goes down for the pin. MR: This could be all! 1... 2... Kick out! HI: Wow, J-Fab is undefeated in WsW competition, but Xtreme is completely kicking his ass right now! Xtreme slowly stands up and lifts J-Fab to his head before scoop slamming him back down. He then hits a standing moonsault, but doesn't pin J-Fab. Instead, he begins to drag J-Fab to his feet, when suddenly, Johnny drops down and hits a low blow. Xtreme falls to his knees. J-Fab slaps Xtreme across the face as he goes down. HI: That BITCH! MR: A terrible, heel-ish manoeuvre, but it's legal in this cage match!

HI: A slap is NOT illegal, Mike

MR: I was on about the punch to the groin Icon...

HI: ....oh....J-Fab stands up and laughs to himself before lifting Xtreme up and backing him into the ropes. J-Fab smashes the back of Xtreme's head on the cage three times before whipping him to the other side. On the return, J-Fab hits a jumping elbow to the face that sends Xtreme to the mat.MR: J-Fab with his first offence in his WsW career! HI: Bah, he sucks. MR: Folks, tune into WsW when you want some objective, non-offensive commentary! HI: ...Fuck you J-Fab gets a running start as Xtreme stands, holding his jaw, before leaping into the air for a high cross body. However, Xtreme catches him in mid-air, and hits a side back breaker. J-Fab again has a spaz out, as Xtreme stomps at him a little bit. Xtreme goes to lift him up again, but J-Fab AGAIN drops down and hits a low blow. HI: Is that his finisher or something? MR: Well, Xtreme promised to quote "stomp J-Fab's nuts in", but it looks like J-Fab is the one doing all the nut stomping!

HI: What a surprise... J-Fab's favourite move is touching another guy's genitaliaJ-Fab stands with an angry look on his face as Xtreme goes down. J-Fab spreads Xtreme's legs and rubs his own chest for a second before humping the air a couple times and putting the boots to Xtreme's groin who shouts in pain with every stomp. He then steps back and head butts Xtreme's crotch, and enjoys it a LITTLE too much. Xtreme rolls around on the ground as J-Fab prances around the ring, and even stops to grind his ass up against the cage. HI: *dry heaves* MR: I agree with that sentiment. J-Fab soon turns his attention back to the match, and goes back over to Xtreme, and lifts him up by his hair. Quickly enough, Xtreme goes back to the mat with a snap suplex. J-Fab picks Xtreme up again by his hair, and again takes him to the mat with another vicious snap suplex. J-Fab stands over Xtreme before dancing and rubbing himself up and down and then stomping away. After a few good stomps, J-Fab begins climbing up one of the cage walls, hoping to escape the cage and win the match before Xtreme can mount a comeback. MR: And there goes Fabulous, trying to escape the cage and advance to tonight's main event! HI: Gay guys can't climb cage walls! They might ruin their sweet pedicures! MR: ..."sweet" pedicures? HI: You're just jealous because you have absolutely disgusting fingernails! Xtreme begins to stir a little bit as J-Fab is now near the middle of the cage wall, balancing himself somewhat on the top rope. Xtreme sees this, and leaps up to his feet and runs over to J-Fab. He gets a running start, and dropkicks J-Fab in the back, causing him to smash face first into the cage. J-Fab however, doesn't lose his balance and stays glued to the cage, screaming for his life. Xtreme soon climbs up the cage behind him, and locks his arms around J-Fab's waist, trying to pull him down from the cage, but J-Fab refuses to go down. MR: J-Fab just refuses to go down! HI: And it's not often you'll hear that statement! Suddenly, using the ropes as momentum, Xtreme bounces up a little and hoists J-Fab over his head for an incredible high angle German suplex, planting Fabulous right on his neck! The impact more or less leaves J-Fab in a heap of glitter and broken bones. MR: OH MY GOD!!! HI: He's dead! He's gotta be dead! Crowd: Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Xtreme sits up and sees J-Fab in a crumpled mess and decides to capitalize. Lifting him to his feet, Xtreme signals that it's over, and sets up J-Fab for the Aneurysm DDT. He hoists him up and quickly plants J-Fab on his head again. J-Fab hits the mat, showing no signs of life. MR: Icon, J-Fab may be seriously hurt here. Two huge moves to his head and neck area have left him limp and lifeless! HI: Sucks for him... I've never been limp and lifeless... I'm more of a rigid kinda guy Xtreme stands up and motions that it's not over yet. He raises the roof a couple times before going over to the corner and standing on the top turnbuckle. He looks back at J-Fab before shaking his head "no" and climbing all the way to the top of the cage! He slowly reaches the top, and looks out into the crowd before slowly standing completely up and looking down at J-Fab. The crowd pops in anticipation. MR: What is he doing here?! He's got the match won, but just wants to put the icing on the cake! HI: He's a show off! Xtreme suddenly leaps off, hitting his patented Twisting Senton Splash from the top of the cage!!! J-Fab convulses a few times before Xtreme makes the pin while holding his own ribs in pain from the impact. MR: It's academic from here... The cover. 1... 2... 3!!! YOUR WINNER AND INTO THE FINAL: XTREME!!! MR: And Xtreme will get his shot at the WsW World Title here later tonight! And in impressive fashion, might I add! HI: Yeah, he basically killed J-Fab right here tonight! I really don't think that J-Fab will be coming back anytime soon! From the back, out come stretchers and EMTs as the ref unlocks the cage door, allowing the medical staff in. Xtreme just leaves the ring and heads to the back as the EMTs load Fabulous onto the stretcher with a neck brace and wheel him to the back. HI: Hopefully he never comes back!

MR: A bit harsh, he IS a human being...

HI: But a terrible wrestler

MR: Regardless, I don't want to see anyone injured... But the bottom line is Xtreme is in the Main Event for the title and will take on either Loner or "Big T" Tony Estrada.

HI: Who the Hell is that guy?

Icon wasn't talking about Estrada however, but about a cocky looking guy at the top of the ramp. The refs tell him to move as they bring J-Fab up on a stretcher. The guy threatens to slap the ref, sending the ref scampering. The cocky guy then grabs the stretcher off everyone and rolls it with tremendous force OFF the ramp and onto the concrete. J-Fab, who was strapped to the stretcher, is in between the stretcher and the concrete floor as a small puddle of blood escapes from underneath him.

HI: That... Was... AWESOME!!!

MR: NO DAMMIT! That was sickening! This guy isn't even a WsW employee.... he makes me SICK whoever he is...

HI: Hang on... I KNOW WHO HE IS!! That's Joseph Rochester! That guy is OLD SCHOOL wrestling... I like him, I remember now...

MR: Great... So he's bound to be a cheat...

HI: Yup!

MR: *sigh*

Winner By Submission Only
Loner Vs. "Big T" Tony Estrada

MR: It's now time for our penultimate match-up, a Submission only match between the quiet newcomer Tony Estrada, and the Legend that is Loner.

HI: Why did Jay V make this boring and make it a Submissions match though?

MR: Don't forget, Icon, Submission ONLY means No DQ as well...

HI: ...Sweet!

"That's Amore" by Dean Martin plays as Tony Estrada walks to the ring to a Charlie Haas pop.

HI: Interesting.

MR: Very.

Slowly the lights in the arena begin to dim and cast and eerie grey glow over the entire arena area. The sound of monks chanting in unison, an ancient prayer in low guttural voices begins to bellow forth from the stadiums elaborate sound system.

"Sword in hand, at the bloody fields of History
We rent our blades through dogma and humility
Carve a future, according to our will
Set worlds ablaze with our seething fire
Let you all acknowledge that we are here
As masters to rule this failing humanity
Our beings forged of rage and defiance
With strength to trample the weak and the foolish
And so we march with burning brands
Temples aflame, on our path to glory..."

An intense barrage of well-complicated guitar chords scream out overtake the chants as the musical intro to "I Stand Alone" begins. The chilling sound of Sully's voice bellows out the lyrics that are accompanied by scenes of Loner's greatest moments in his long and storied career being played out on the Big screen.

Now I've told you this once before
You can't control me
If you try to take me down you're gonna break
Now I feel your every nothing that you're doing for me
I'm picking you outta me
You run away
I stand alone
Inside
I stand alone

Fire erupts on each side of the entrance causing plumes of smoke to roll forth covering the entire staging area just in front of the entrance. As the smoke dissipates the curvaceous silhouette of a woman standing in a seductive pose can be seen coming into focus. After a few seconds the woman steps forward into the spotlight illuminating the stage. A gorgeous blonde with hair half way down her back stands before the crowd. She is wearing a black leather top cut off just above her breasts, laced all the way down her front, skin-tight leather gloves with matching laces leading up her arm to mid bicep. The fingers of the gloves are cut out exposing her blood read nails. Her leather pants are stitched in the front and fit her curves perfectly until they reach her knee high stiletto heel boots. A sly smile reaches across her bright red lips as she stands staring out into the crowd. The fans lean forward in their seats in anticipation as fire erupts in the entrance once again. From within the flames a man in a long coat steps through the flames and stands just inside the shadows. The fans erupt as the figure stands with the blaze to his back. Swirls of smoke waif around the massive figure creating an ominous scene as the waves of heat distort the image. After a few more moments the dark figure holds out his right hand. Fire erupts down each side of the aisle way as his hand extends out to the ring. The screams of the fans grow in intensity as the "L" symbol begins to form on the big screen above the ring.

A final explosive burst from the flames gives the crowd their first shadowy glimpse of the unknown force. The Figure stands and soaks in the cheers for a moment. Never once does the slightest glimpse of emotion cross his stoic face. His cold blue eyes stare out into the masses causing utter terror within the seated. His face lined with a cold dark expression. His skin pale, his eyes lined with black circles. The deep lines that accent his features are brought out by the shadows cast down on him by the spotlight. Slowly the figure pulls open his trench coat, this action sends a gust of cold air rushing out into the arena chilling the crowd to the very bone, and leaving an icy film on everything in its path, makes its way across the arena. Red fog flows forth, carried by the cold gust, overtaking the arena. An eerie hush settles across the arena as most of the crowd slowly rises to their feet for this grand entrance. The hush remains as the figure walks the long aisle to the ring. The blonde follows behind the massive figure swaying her hips enticingly as she glides down the aisle. Loner stands upon the apron of the ring and separates the ring ropes by stepping on the bottom and pulling up on the second. Saphire slides under the ropes bent over at the waste giving the crowd behind her a great shot oh her heart shaped behind. After Saphire enters the ring Loner merely steps over the top rope with the greatest of ease. Once Loner makes his way to the centre of the ring he stands motionless as Saphire removes his trench coat, exposing his chiselled frame to the crowd and cameras. After draping his coat over the ring ropes Saphire returns and slides into a pose that leaves her almost hanging on Loner. The sheer number of cameras going off in unison from all corners of the arena begin to light up in such a massive number that the arena appears to be washed in daylight. More fire erupts out of each of the ring posts, causing the red fog concealing Loner to light up and flicker, as he stands silently in the centre of the ring. The crowd screams as the pyrotechnics explode around the ring area. When the show finally comes to a stop a low, unnerving sigh escapes the Loner. By this point everyone in the crowd has risen to their feet, some in awe, others in respect. Another deep breath is taken and exhaled as Loner stands examining the crowd before him.

HI: Now THAT is what I call.... 'Cool'

MR: It certainly sent shivers up and down the spines of everyone in this arena... And look at Tony Estrada!!

HI: Oh.... My.... God....

The camera focuses on the pale face of Tony Estrada before the camera slowly pans down and we see he has... in fact.... pissed his pants. Icon and Rossenbourg are nearly wetting themselves with laughter as we see a look of sheer disgust on Loner's face. The bell rings as Loner grabs Tony Estrada's left arm and pulls him right into a massive clothesline almost taking the guy's head off.

HI: WOAH!

Loner picks Estrada up and nails a European Uppercut that sends him outside the ring. Loner steps over the top rope with ease and waits for Estrada to stand. he does so, and Loner jumps off the apron with a diving clothesline that sends Estrada inside out.

MR: Did I just see, a 7'4 man, with a diving clothesline??

HI: Yup, that's why I hated wrestling Loner, the guy is unpredictable and has inhuman strength. We battled a few times in CCW, and I won't lie, I gave my best, but this guy just kicked my ass seven ways from Sunday. I pity Estrada right now, and I genuinely feel scared for Xtreme later, because this guy has just pissed off the wrong giant.

Estrada stands and spits at Loner who just stares at him before wrapping his big hand around Estrada's throat and choke-slamming him onto the metal ramp. The metallic clang of the ramp and Estrada's body echoes throughout the arena as Loner just stares down at Estrada who is writhing in pain. Loner picks Estrada up and piledrives him onto the steel ramp. Estrada just flops and doesn't even look to be moving. Loner then puts Estrada in the Last Rites and the ref mercifully calls for the bell.

MR: Well, Loner's through to the Main Event, but I don't think he's quite finished yet...

Loner picks Estrada up with one hand around his throat and throws him face first into the steel ring post. Strangely, Loner hardly seems to touch Estrada, but manages to throw him with such force

MR: ....Did I just see a lightning bolt come from Loner's hand attached to Estrada's throat?

HI: I don't know Mike... I don't know... Loner is one guy, I am actually scared of

Loner walks up the ramp with Saphire, seemingly content with his day's work thus far.

As we come back from commercial, Jay V makes his way down the ramp and grabs a microphone before standing by the timekeeper's bell.

JV: As you all know now, the Main Event is next... I just hope there's a ladder under the ring... Anyway, I have an announcement to make... You all saw Joseph Rochester earlier, he's the man that demolished J-Fab quicker than Xtreme could. He is a new signing I'm sure you'll love... There is somebody else coming soon, I'll let you wait, along with other rumours bouncing around. However, there is one person who I'm sure you'll be surprised to see here in WsW... She is a Legend in her own right with the Title's she's won... She is... Miss.... Perfect!!!

HI: YES!!! THE MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN ON THE PLANET!!

MR: Careful now Icon, you'll have a heart attack.

HI: I don't care dimwit, she's worth it!!

By then Jay V has sat down at the announce table and is wearing a headset.

MR: Pleased to have you here with us Jay, may I...

JV: Mike, it's Mr. Virtue to you... Remember that, I don't mind firing you

MR: I've been with this company for as long as you have!

JV: Don't you think it's about time for some change then?

HI: HAHAHA! You got burned Mike!! Hey Jay, how's it hanging?

JV: Same as always big man.

MR: I heard there's a Commissioner now in WsW, care to shed any light on that Mr. Virtue?

JV: You'll see when the time is ready, she's not here tonight because she has other 'issues'. That's all I'll say.

Loner makes his dramatic entrance to the ring again and stands in the ring, awaiting Xtreme but without Saphire.

HI: How come Loner came alone?

MR: Is that a trick question?!

JV: Don't be stupid Mike, it's a sensible question and it's because I banned anyone from ringside... I wanted the champion to be decided fairly. No interference in THIS match.

Xtreme then makes his way out with a focused look on his face. He looks at Loner as he circles the ring with a bottle of water in his hand. He stands in front of the announce table with his back to the commentators and Jay V and takes a big gulp of his water. He tosses the water aside before turning and spitting the water at Jay V.

JV: WHAT THE HELL?! THIS SUIT COST ME 400 ENGLISH POUNDS!

Xtreme then slides into the ring as he and Loner stare each other down. Xtreme tries punking Loner out with words, but Loner just stands there staring a hole through him. meanwhile, Jay V has summoned the help of Hardcore Icon and has set a table up on each side of the ring. They get back to the announce table and high-five.

MR: Oh what the Hell is that all about?

HI: Well, I love violence

JV: And I wanted to help provoke some violence... That's all... I'll sit here for the rest of the night, but Xtreme better not come near me because I'll knock his fucking block off!

The bell sounds as Loner takes a few steps forward to the middle of the ring as Xtreme bounces from foot to foot. Loner looks up and extends his arm and can nearly touch the title belt! Xtreme stops bouncing for a second then dropkicks Loner in the left knee. Loner's knee buckles but he remains on his feet so Xtreme sweeps Loner's legs from under him and grabs his left leg. Xtreme goes for a figure four leg lock but as he turns, Loner uses his free foot to shove Xtreme away. But with Loner's fantastic leg power, this sends Xtreme through the ropes and out of the ring.

JV: I think Xtreme may be too hurt to continue!!

MR: Settle down boss, I think that's a bit optimistic...

JV: I think you'll be too hurt to continue in a minute...

Loner goes over to the side of the ring and climbs out. He grabs Xtreme by the hair and lifts him up in a bearhug by one of the tables Jay V and Icon set up. Loner then throws Xtreme with a thrust spinebuster through the table!!!

MR: OH DEAR GOD!

JV: OH HELL YES!

HI: WOOO! FIRST TABLE TO BE BROKEN!

Xtreme lays there in a heap as Loner goes over to him and drags him out of the wreckage. Loner then puts Xtreme in a sharp shooter outside the ring, in front of the announce table.

MR: This is good from Loner, he's got Xtreme hurt, then he'll try incapacitating him to climb the ladder to victory.

HI: Climb the ladder? Look at the size of this guy! All he'll need is a step stool!

Loner relinquishes the hold and goes under the ring, pulling out a ladder. The crowd get excited as Loner goes to slide the ladder into the ring. he does so, however, puts it over the bottom rope, so it's still in the air slightly in the ring. Xtreme gets to his feet, but Loner doesn't notice as he's putting the ladder in the ring. Xtreme hops onto the apron and leaps over the top rope, into the ring, and leg drops the ladder causing it to catapult into Loner's face!! Loner stumbles back as Xtreme holds his ass before getting up and dragging the ladder into the ring. Xtreme sets the ladder up but sees Loner is on the apron. Xtreme goes over to Loner and lands a couple of forearms to the face before running to the other side of the ring, bouncing off the ropes and goes for his patented 360 Roundhouse kick. However, Loner simply leans back out of the way and lets Xtreme land groin first on the top rope.

JV: Snorkel face won't be having any children now!

HI: He wouldn't anyway, he's gay.

JV: Good comeback my man

MR: This... is pathetic....

Xtreme stays on the top rope in sheer agony as Loner simply pushes him off the rope and into the ring. Loner climbs into the ring and stands on the second turnbuckle, as Xtreme gets to his knees, Loner almost crushes Xtreme's skull with a double axe handle!

MR: Wow, I've NEVER seen Loner use that move before!

Loner gets up and whips Xtreme hard into the turnbuckle, so hard, it actually moves the ring a couple of inches. Xtreme manages to stay on his feet, but not for long because Loner charges and nails a HUGE splash in the corner. Loner steps back as Xtreme takes one step forward and crumbles to the mat. Loner takes the ladder and sets it up resting in the corner. He picks Xtreme up and hip tosses him onto the ladder. Xtreme yells out in pain as the crowd 'oooh'

MR: Oh my God...

HI: YES! This is great!

JV: Loner's going to kill him right here and now!!

The reason for this, is as Loner hip tossed Xtreme, Xtreme's foot got caught in the ladder in a tree of woe position. Loner leaves the ring as Xtreme struggle to try and get out of this predicament. Loner returns to the ring, but with a steel chair in his hand. Loner holds the chair high above his head as Xtreme clenches his fists waiting for the blow........ But Loner brings the chair to his side. Loner looks at the chair, then back at Xtreme. Loner sets the chair up into it's seated position and takes a few steps back. He runs at the chair and KICKS it right into the body of Xtreme.

MR: ....What the Hell did I just see?

HI: Loner just PUNTED the chair, into Xtreme's head... ribs... legs... arms...

JV: He broke one of my chairs...

Sure enough, the force of the kick and impact to Xtreme dismantled pieces of the chair. Xtreme is bleeding from his head from the initial blow and from his left tricep where something from the chair punctured him. Loner grabs Xtreme's ankle and drags him out of the ladder to the mat. Loner goes to grab Xtreme's head, but falls to the mat holding his groin.

JV: THAT CHEAT! DISQUALIFY HIM!

MR: He can't, YOU MADE THE RULES!

Xtreme had grabbed one of the broken chair legs and nailed Loner right in the balls with it.

HI: That's the first time he got the big man down!

Xtreme then proceeds to wail on Loner with the broken chair leg anywhere and everywhere he can hit him. Xtreme then 'raises the roof' to a HUGE cheer from the crowd. He goes outside and brings in two of the tables that were set up. He sets one up in the corner and sets the other one on top of that table. He grabs Loner and hits a jumping DDT that grounds the big guy. Xtreme manages to drag Loner up and puts him on the bottom table so that Loner is laying on one table, but underneath the other. Xtreme sets the ladder up and climbs to the top.

HI: What an idiot, Xtreme could grab the title right now, but instead, wants to do something 'For the fans'

MR: It's called exhilaration and the will to win causing you to do things in the heat of the moment, Icon

HI: It's called stupidity, 'cuz he could win right now...

But instead, Xtreme leaps off the top of the ladder with a twisting senton splash, sending him through one table, down through the wreckage, onto Loner, and the entire heap collapsing!!!!

Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!

MR: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! THEY'RE DEAD!!! THEY BOTH HAVE TO BE DEAD AFTER THAT!

HI: Shit man, that was Fucking insane...

JV: *groan*

MR: You ok there Mr. Virtue? You look a bit green in the gills...

JV: I don't want Xtreme to win... He can't win...

Jay V drops his headset, grabs a chair and slides into the ring. Jay V then climbs up half of the ladder waiting for Xtreme to come out of the wreckage. The table wreckage begins to move as a body gets to it's knees, Jay V leaps off and brings the chair down HARD against the skull of...... Loner?!

HI: ....Oh shit...

MR: HIS OWN PLAN JUST BACKFIRED!!!

Jay V looks down at Loner who has a chair wrapped around his neck. Jay V has a look of pure fear as he sees Xtreme get to his feet. Jay V then smiles and extends his hand to Xtreme.

HI: NO!!! NO JAY!! DAMMIT!!

MR: FUCK NO! Don't join forces Xtreme, he'll screw you over, that chair was meant for you!!!

Xtreme looks at the crowd, then back at Jay and shakes his hand... Before kicking him in the stomach and delivering an Aneurysm DDT!!! Jay V lays on the mat as Xtreme scales the ladder and grabs the title!!!

WINNER AND NEW WsW WORLD CHAMPION = XTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MR: HE'S DONE IT!! HE'S FINALLY DONE IT!! He's taken that title, and Jay V can't do a damn thing about it!!

HI: *crying*

Jay V makes it to his knees to hear "Blind" by KoRn playing. He looks around with a look of sheer desperation, only for it to be smashed when he sees Xtreme on his knees, staring at Jay V holding the WsW World Title. Jay V puts his head in his hands as Xtreme goes off into the crowd, celebrating this amazing milestone.

Jay V stands and goes to the corner, holding his neck in agony.

MR: And it's not over yet...

HI: RUN JAY RUN!!!

Loner begins to emerge and throws the chair out of the ring. Jay notices this with the corner of his eye and gulps, slowly turning around to see Loner with a look of pure anger. Jay V tries to reason with Loner, who begins to listen until "Naive" by The Kooks starts to play over the PA System.

MR: What the...

HI: Who in the Hell?

MR: THE COMMISSIONER!!!

HI: SHE'S HOT!! Uhhh, I mean, SHIT, LOOK BUSY!!

Icon begins writing on his notepad as Commissioner Kristi Hewes makes her way out to a tremendous ovation from the WsW crowd. She waits for her music to die down before looking at Jay V and Loner in the ring. Jay V looking at Kristi with a look of annoyance.

KH: Well, that's quite a mess we've got in the ring, huh? And I'm not talking about the broken chairs or tables...

Jay V tries not to look at Loner, who shadows over him easily.

KH: See, I wasn't going to make my presence known tonight. I was quite happy, sitting in the back with a drink, some music and a hot masseur. But no, you had to ruin things for that didn't you Jay? You knew I didn't want a big on-screen role, but you had to do something to FUCK IT UP!

HI: I LOVE IT WHEN A POSH BIRD TALKS DIRTY!

KH: The way I see it, you ruined the Main Event. Xtreme may have gone on to win, or Loner may have. I guess that's something we'll never know because of you getting involved, yet again. So here's an idea... You want to be a wrestler so much? Next Mutiny... It will be YOU, Jamie Virtue... In a chain match, that means, you'll be attatched to your opponent by a chain.... To that rather large hunky male standing behind you......

Jay V turns around, possibly hoping to see Santa Claus and instead he sees the mammoth of a man that is Loner looking down on him with a slight smirk.

MR: What a night! We came back! Adz got suspended! Xtreme won the World heavyweight Title, and next week, we're going to see Loner destroy Jay V!!! My life is nearly complete!! Tune in next time folks!!!

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