Graveltrap's S.R.J begins to play as the crowd go a wee bit mental for WsW's Monday Mutiny! Before anything can happen, though, the scene opens up backstage, with Xander walking through the halls, a smile on his face and a bounce in his walk. As Xander turns in the hallways he is confronted by none other then Jay V, who is talking to a backstage technician at the time…he stops talking and turns looking at Xander, a smile over coming his face.
Jay V: Well, well, well if it isn’t none other then WsW’s own Casanova. I do believe I haven’t had the courtesy of welcoming you to the company yet Xander…
Xander: Yeah it’s cool though – I’ve already started to get a hand about the place…learning things…keeping my eye on stuff…people…women.
Jay V laughs off the last comment by Xander.
Jay V: You know Xander – a lot of people call me a bastard in this company and do you know why?
Xander: Because people hate you?
Jay V: …
Jay V shakes his head in shame.
Xander: What?
Jay V: You want something to learn? Learn this…anyone who crosses my way will end up, fucked up. Believe me when I tell you Xander…stay away.
Xander looks confused.
Xander: I have no idea what you’re talking about Jay…
Jay V: Tell me something Xander. How is Scotty Flash these days? I mean, I wonder what he’s up to after WsW KILLED his career.
Xander looks at Jay V and then barges past him, Jay V turns around looking at Xander walk off…laughing as he does so.
Opening Match
World Title Tourney Round 1
Table Match
Liana Vs Thorn Calloway
The camera zooms in for an aerial shot of the ring. 8 tables can be seen outside the ring, one on each side of the ring and one at each corner. The camera view then switches to show MR and HI!
MR: What a show we have for you, the WSW fans, tonight! Tonight we get to see the first 8 wrestlers in the Heavy Weight Title bracket in action as they contend for their shot at becoming the WSW Champion!
HI: What better way to start off Mutiny then by a Hardcore Table Match with two luscious babes, Liana and Thorn Calloway? I think my pants are going to Mutiny!!!
MR: Let us make sure they do not. Let’s get this show on the road!
“Ace of Spades” by Motorhead drowns out the announcers, and the lovely and very talented Liana makes her way to the ring. She quickly slides in and looks with determination toward the entrance, awaiting her opponent.
MR: Liana is undefeated in the WSW, and Thorn has got her work cut out for her.
HI: Here comes Thorn…WOW!
“Numb” by Linkin Park blears across the arena, and Thorn appears at the entranceway. She slowly makes her way down the ramp, her eyes never leaving Liana.
MR: There is a lot at stake for both of these talented ladies. The winner gets to advance in the tourney to crown a new WSW Champion, while the loser gets nothing.
HI: Except for fired if President Jay is in a bad mood!
With that, Thorn slides into the ring and is greeted by several kicks from Liana. After 5 kicks to the back, Liana runs and bounces off the ropes. Thorn goes for a back body drop, but Liana leap frogs over and bounces off the ropes. On her return, Liana slides through Thorn’s legs and rolls Thorn over into a Sunset Flip Pin. Thorn kicks out before the Referee can even get into position.
MR: Why was the referee counting?
HI: It’s a WsW referee… he’s nearing retirement
Back in the ring, Liana slaps Thorn into a side headlock. Thorn goes to bounce off the ropes, but Liana falls to the mat with the headlock still on, causing Thorn to crash to the mat. Liana grinds her arm against Thorn’s head, then Thorn reverses the side headlock by kicking up and wrapping her legs around Liana’s head, effectively putting Liana into a leg scissors hold. Liana quickly kicks out and jumps to her feet. Thorn rolls back and up to her feet as well.
MR: Both women basically feeling each other out…getting to know each other’s styles.
HI: Style doesn’t matter in this match! Only thing that matters is slamming one person through the table and moving on in the tournament. By the way, I would be in the tournament, but I wanted to give the other wrestlers a chance…
MR: Sure…
HI: I’m being honest.
MR: You’re being a di…
HI: HEY NOW!
Liana rushes toward Thorn, ducks behind her, bounces off the ropes and nails her with a dropkick. She then follows up with three consecutive elbows to Thorn’s back. She then picks up Thorn and places her into an abdominal stretch. Thorn screams out in pain, then tosses Liana off her with a hip toss. Liana rolls with the impact, bounces off the ropes, and levels Thorn with a flying head scissors. This causes Thorn to fly out of ring and miss one of the tables by mere millimeters.
MR: Close one there! We could have had a winner.
HI: There are no close table matches. You either go through or you don’t.
Liana climbs to the top rope and tries to hit a flying double axe handle on Thorn, but Thorn catches and tosses her into a table with a beautiful belly-to-belly suplex. The crowd can be heard gasping, as both ladies hit the table and bounce off with a sickening thud.
MR: THE TABLE DIDN’T BREAK!!!
HI: Not enough leverage with the belly to belly. Good move, but not enough leverage.
MR: I agree. If she had done the move from the ring to the table it would have broke, but since she had to lift Liana from the floor, she just didn’t have the strength to follow through enough.
Both women use the barrier to pull themselves up, obviously groggy and seeing stars. Liana regains her senses first and delivers a kick to Thorn’s midsection, then tosses her back into the ring. Liana then goes and grabs one of the tables and places it on top of the table facing the left of the ring. She then grabs another table and slides it into the ring. As she goes to slide in after the table, she receives a face full of boots as Thorn delivers a baseball slide dropkick to her face. Liana bounces back and hits the guard rail, then collapses. Thorn grabs the table that Liana slid into the ring and places it in the middle of the ring, then slides out to deliver some more punishment to Liana.
MR: So we have a table in the middle of the ring, and two tables stacked outside of the ring.
HI: Not to mention the other four tables on the other side of the ring.
MR: I wonder what Liana was planning when she stacked those tables and tossed the other one in the ring.
Thorn runs over to Liana, but Liana tosses her over the barrier with a desperate monkey flip. The camera zooms over to show Thorn sprawled out on the concrete, surrounded by fans.
HI: Something tells me we might still find out.
Liana springs up to the top of the barrier, signals to the fans and launches off into a picture perfect 450 Splash, slamming into Thorn with an impact that has half the audience gasping and the other half screaming.
HI: HOLY SHIT!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!
MR: THE KGSG!!! INCREDIBLE!
HI: Unfortunately, Liana can’t win that way. She still needs to put Thorn through a table…
MR: And that move did almost as much damage to her as it did to Thorn.
Liana finally rises to her feet, clutching her ribs in pain. She hauls Thorn over the barrier and pushes her into the ring. Liana follows into the ring, and picks up and tosses Thorn into the ropes. Thorn puts on the breaks, turns around and slams her left foot into Liana’s face, causing Liana to stumble back and fall on the table.
MR: Thorn calls that the “Hell’s Charge,” but she barely made contact with
Liana. Liana was caught by surprise. Tremendous resilience shown by Thorn.
HI: I can’t believe she can even try to put up a fight after taking that KGSG!
Thorn slowly makes her way to the corner and up to the top rope. She signals from the fans and leaps off into a shooting star press. At the last possible second, Liana rolls off the table and Thorn crashes through the table.
HI: That was close.
MR: I thought you said there was no being close in a tables match…?
HI: You heard wrong…
Back in the ring, Liana climbs to her feet and drags Thorn up by her hair. She then pushes Thorn into the ropes, but, as she falls back, Thorn flails and accidentally hits the ref, knocking him down. Thorn stumbles forward and Liana takes advantage by tossing her over the top rope and through the table on the right side of the ring by her hair.
MR: This match is over!
HI: No it’s not. The refs down!
Liana poses triumphantly, but then realizes when the bell doesn’t ring and her music doesn’t play that the match isn’t over. She looks over quickly and notices the ref on the mat. With what is obviously a long trail of curse words, she goes to wake the ref up. Slowly, on the other side of the ring, Thorn clutches the apron and climbs back to her feet and into the ring. The ref starts stirring, and Liana turns around, directly into a devastating super kick which causes Liana to fly over the top rope and through the table between the entranceway and the ring.
MR: Again, the ref is still down!
HI: These women wrestle better then most men!
MR: Amen to that!
Thorn curses and slaps the ref to full consciousness. She then slides out of the ring and clumsily brings Liana back into the ring. She goes to follow, but as she slides in on her stomach, Liana drops a quick leg drop on the back of her neck.
MR: Great move by Liana.
HI: And there was no way she could knock the ref out with that move!!!
Liana bends over to help the ref up. When she turns around, Thorn hits her with a quick shoulder to the stomach from a kneeling position, which doubles over Liana. Thorn then gets up and bounces off the ropes, nailing Liana with a quick bulldog.
MR: Thorn Calloway is really showing some talent here. She’s putting up quite a fight, maybe she can earn the upset and advance in the tourney!
HI: It’s not over yet!
Thorn pulls Liana up to her feet, then locks on a front face lock. She then attempts to lift Liana into what could possibly be a vertical suplex or brainbuster, but Liana reverses the move and drops Thorn with an awesome reverse DDT!
MR: That’s it! Liana needs to put this one away now!
Liana grabs Thorn by her hair and lifts her to her feet. She then lifts Thorn up and over the top rope and drops her on top of the three stacked tables.
HI: What's she going to do here?
Liana bounces off the far ropes, does a front flip into a cartwheel, then nimbly lands in the middle of the top rope facing the tables and Thorn.
MR: Thorn is on top of three tables, there’s only one way to go…
Liana, using her momentum, jumps off into a gravity defying 450 degree splash!
MR & HI: DOWN!!!
Both women crash through the three tables and down to the floor. The ref calls for the bell, then hurries out to the floor to check on the two ladies.
MR: WHAT A MATCH!!! LIANA MOVES ON IN THE TOURNEY!!!
HI: AND THIS IS ONLY THE FIRST MATCH OF THE NIGHT!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WINNER AND PROGRESSING TO THE QUARTER FINALS = LIANA
Fades to black, then goes to commercial for the upcoming Pay-Per-View Extravaganza, VULGARITY!
The cameras filter through the backstage area, out to the parking lot where Mike Melling waits for Quentin Barnes. He walks up and down, waiting for The Wolf to arrive, pacing the parking lot. As he waits, a Black Audi Quattro 4x4 pulls in and parks up. Quentin Barnes jumps out of the side and pulls his wrestling gear out of the back slamming the door behind him before putting on the alarm.
MM: "Quentin… Where have you been, I’ve been calling you for hours!"
QB: "Woah… ease up Mike… You’re starting to sound like Jay…"
MM: "Hey… Don’t go too far… I was just worried that you wouldn’t get here in time… that’s all…"
QB: "Mike… CHILL… I got this tonight… Do me a favour? Go find the music guy an tell him to get ready… I’m goin’ to the ring…"
Melling smiles as Barnes walks into the arena with his bag over his shoulder…
Commercial Break
After the match, we flash to a scene of the backstage area. The camera is on a door labeled Stryfe, and suddenly a small feminine hand reaches out to give it three hard knocks. When the door does not open, the woman comes into full view. She is WsW interviewer Shari Vegas, and she wants in that damn room. She gives it another series of knocks, and, when still there is no answer, she finds that it's unlocked. She slowly opens it up and walks in, seeing that the room is empty, when a voice from off-camera comes calling to her.
Yes, can I help you?
The camera turns around 180 degrees to see Stryfe standing behind the pair.
Shari: Oh... hi, I'm sorry! We thought you were just snubbing us... we, ah, had orders from Jay V to get a word with you…
Stryfe: You don't have to lie to me. I know what this is... you just wanted a few quick words with me before my match tonight, right?
Exactly... so what have you done to prepare for this match?
Will there be any point to this interview? Let’s get it over with, shall we? You know how I like to be alone with my Chessboard before matches. Mmkay... here we go...
I've trained extensively for this match Barnes! There's nothing I've looked forward to more this past week than your lifeless body beneath my foot, succumbed to the power of The Chaos Bringer! Is that something like what you were looking for…
Stryfe glances at the nametag pinned to her chest...
Shari?
Stryfe glances down at her nametag again, and, after an angry "How dare you!" type noise, receives a slap in the face. Shari angrily storms out of the room and, as the cameraman starts to turn...
You stay. I just want to get a few things across quick...
Barnes, my lack of talk to / of you this past week is not without good reason. Fact is, I've been very busy with various other activities and just haven't had the time to properly address you. It pleased me to hear you say that it's an honour to be stepping inside the ring with me, and, when that solid steel structure encloses us and locks us in battle, it'll be a pleasure on my end, too. I've wanted for some time now to square off with you, but have never had the opportunity. However, Barnes, I've some bad news for you.
There is one huge advantage I have over you. You may be bigger than me... stronger than me... hell... perhaps even faster. But my friend, you are not more cunning. You aren't ruthless the way that I am. And, ultimately, you haven't the drive I have. For me, winning this title supercedes a simple hunk of gold and my name placed among a Hall of Gods. For me, winning this title in and of itself is a stepping stone, not just you. It's a stepping stone to my world-changing plans, but before you think of this as a Saturday morning cartoon rant, refer to my interview that I put on one of the message boards. I have big plans... and nothing will stand in the way.
I haven't looked past you to Xander. I'm a man with my priorities straight, and I know that Xander means nothing to me right now. He's unimportant. I haven't forgotten the task at hand... and I regret to inform you that, simply put, I will win. I'm the best there is at what I do, and tonight, what I'm going to do is Phase 1 of Operation: Reclaim Championship
Stryfe dismisses the cameraman and returns to the game of Chess he has set up, studying the scenario for the day carefully, as the cameraman exits the room
Match 2
World Title Tourney Round 1
Hardcore Match
Xander Vs Shawn Williams
“I Stand Alone” by Godsmack plays as Shawn Williams comes down the ramp. He gets a quiet reaction, and that reaction he gets is mainly the crowd booing at him
MR: Shawn decided to have a quiet week in front of the camera this week, possibly preparing for this World Title Tourney Match”
HI: Hardcore rules baby!! I’ve seen Xander in these types of matches, shit, Scotty trained him, and I trained Scotty. So I’m looking forward to this shit!
As Shawn Williams rolls into the ring, “Inhale” by Stone Sour plays. The crowd get to their feet, the majority booing at Xander, yet Xander still getting a loud pop from the female side of the audience. Xander walks onto the ramp with a shopping trolley full of weapons
HI: OH YES!
Xander smiles as he walks down to the ring
MR: A trademark from yourself there, Icon, a shopping trolley full of ‘goodies’
HI: Shit yeah! Xander’s not exactly camera shy either, as we’ve seen this week…
Xander takes a trash can out and tosses it into the ring. It lands near Shawn who just looks at Xander as he takes a couple of trash can lids out and slides them into the ring. Xander pulls a stop sign out, but Shawn jumps feet first in between the bottom and second ropes, dropkicking the stop sign into Xander’s face. Xander falls backwards, holding his mouth as Shawn, inside the ring, uses the ropes for leverage as he throws himself over the top rope and begins nailing Xander with right hands
MR: Shawn doing the smart thing and keeping Xander away from those weapons
HI: For how long though?!
Shawn gets up and yells at the crowd, and gets a mild response. He picks the stop sign up that Xander dropped and slides that into the ring. He looks in Xander’s trolley and tosses a blue canvas bag aside, and picks up the last weapon, a barbed wire baseball bat!
HI: HEY!! THAT’S MINE DAMMIT!!!
Shawn holds it up to the crowd who FINALLY give him a response. However, as he turns around, the now standing Xander is up and has hold of the trolley handle. Shawn’s eyes widen as Xander shoves the trolley into his midsection. Shawn immediately drops the bat as he doubles over. Xander backs up with the trolley and sends it straight into William’s head!
MR: THAT’S GOTTA HURT!!
HI: Why? It’s only metal!
Xander ‘woos’ at the crowd as he picks the bat up. Without hesitation, he slams the barbed wire bat into Shawn’s back, ripping the flesh off his back. Tiny pricks of blood appear and start to roll down his back as Xander goes for a home run hit on the side of Shawn’s head. Shawn is just able to duck the bat shot and punch Xander in the kidneys. Xander drops the bat and arches back as Shawn stands and dropkicks him in the head. Shawn quickly rolls inside the ring and grabs his breath back as he picks the two trash can lids up
MR: Shawn taking a quick breather here
HI: Unusual to even have the TIME to catch your breath in a Hardcore match
Xander gets up and climbs to the apron, Shawn goes to whack Xander with a trash can lid, but Xander throws his shoulder through the ropes and into Shawn’s Midsection. Xander grabs a trash can lid and nails it on Williams’ head. And again. And again! He hits him THREE more times until Williams hits the canvas! Xander then looks at the crowd with a smile as he jumps onto the top rope and hits a springboard shooting star press onto Williams!
HI: THE PIT BULL!!
He hooks a leg of Williams, 1…2…3!! NO! Shawn kicked out just in time!!! Xander holds his head in amazement before he props the stop sign up in the corner. He stomps Shawn to keep him down for a while longer, before grabbing the trash can and rendering it useless after beating the holy hell out of Shawn. Xander picks Shawn up and goes to whip him into the turnbuckles, Shawn reverses it, no, Xander reverses it, and drop toe holds Shawn into the stop sign!
MR: I swear, if Shawn can still walk tomorrow, he’s a machine!
HI: Or just a human with legs…
Xander stomps Shawn’s face into the stop sign, by kicking the back of Shawn’s head. Shawn’s nose literally bursts on impact, blood spraying everywhere. Xander gets a scowl on his face as he hops outside the ring and rummages underneath the ring. He slides a table out, much to the crowd’s pleasure and slides that in. He then pulls out a ten foot ladder and slides that into the ring. Shawn gets to his knees, so Xander picks him up and hits a twisting fisherman suplex, ON the ladder! Xander bridges for the pin 1…2… kick out by Williams.
HI: Xander’s going into the mode… I’ve seen this before, I had to pull him off when he started beating the crap outta Scotty with an iron pole. Unless Shawn has super powers, Xander’s about to go ape shit
MR: Xander setting the ladder up near a corner of the ring, and now setting the table up dead centre, OH! A vicious kick to the teeth from Xander, on Shawn
HI: Haha, it looks like a tooth rolling around there, someone package that to WWE and label it “For that attention of Mr. Benoit”
Xander whips Shawn into the ladder, who simply slumps to a seated position. Xander sets the ladder back up properly and puts Shawn on the turnbuckles behind the ladder. Xander climbs the ladder, his back to the table and grabs Shawn in a front face lock. He looks out to the crowd, a menacing glare on his face
HI: I sure hope Williams has insurance!!!
MR: He lifts him up and… THE X DIVISION!!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Xander delvers the X Division (Vertical DDT) off the ladder, through the table!!! Shawn just slumps onto his back as Xander rolls over and hooks a leg 1….2….3!!!
WINNER AND PROGRESSING TO THE QUARTER FINALS = XANDER!!
Break Stuff By Limp Bizkit hits and the crowd go wild as "The Wolf" Quentin Barnes makes his way out in front of the crowds. He makes his way to the ring dressed in Jeans and a Dallas Cowboy’s T-shirt. The number 69 and Barnes cover the back. His hands are taped up and he is ready for the match tonight. He rolls into the ring and visits 2 corners of the ring before taking a mic from the Ring Announcer.
QB: "Wassup Anaheim!?"
The crowd go wild…
QB: "It’s pretty good to be back in California… It just seems that every time I come to this state, for some reason I end up face to face with Jay V…"
The crowd boo…
QB: "Now, now… I’ve been lucky enough as of yet not to have seen his face around here… If I had, there is a strong chance I’d wanna detach it from the rest of his head and use it to scare little kids at Halloween… Or at least use it to scare away the chicks like it seems to now…"
The crowd laugh in unison…
QB: "Tonight, I step into that ominous structure…"
The Wolf points up to the cage hanging above the ring…
QB: "With a man who is able to hurt you in many different ways… He can twist you up until you can’t take the pain anymore, or he can beat you up until you just cant carry on anymore… I have a lot of respect for Stryfe… my opponent tonight in this very ring. You fans here in Anaheim are in for one hell of a treat… You’re gunna see The Wolf beat the living hell out of the legend that is Stryfe… And walk into the next round of the WsW Heavyweight Title Tournament…"
Barnes moves around the ring, the crowd waiting for him to continue talking…
QB: "One week ago… Jay V got involved in my match… And he almost got what was coming to him… He almost got the ass whooping of a life time. I know that it would have cost me my job and my shot, but so what… If you guess would have loved to see me hand Jay V his ass last week… GIMME A JD!"
Crowd: "JD!!!!!"
QB: "Hell yes… And I am warning you Jay, this week, if you get involved in my match… If you try and SCREW me… There will be no Greg Stillson to help you… There will be no Liana to look at me and tell me we owe you one… There will be no cops telling me that I could go to jail… There will be you and me in that ring… And I can’t guarantee that you will get out alive… Do you here me? Cage… or no cage… Because you have no idea… and…"
Barnes is cut off as No-one knows by Queens of the Stone age hits… The WsW CeO Jay V makes his way out onto the stage looking very pissed off… The crowds boo and chant obscenities at the most powerful man in WsW…
JV: "Well, well, well… "The Wolf" Quentin Barnes… How good is it for you to turn up here tonight… I’ve been sat in the back listening to your meandering… And I wanted to see how long I could listen to your crap… How long these fans would buy your cheap pops and character shots… Oh and your so tough threats that we both know you will never carry out. I have a question? Who do you think you are Barnes? To take on the CEO of this company single-handed? Wait… let me reconsider that… With your new best friend Mike Melling… Well let me tell you something Barnes… The only warnings that are to be given out here tonight are this… I’m in a good mood right now… I don’t feel the need to stop you taking your chance tonight… Piss me off and I may very well use my… persuasion… to make sure that your chances tonight will be very similar to your tenure here… Small and short… because I am…"
QB: "What!? You’re what? You think you’re tough Jay? If you are so tough then why did you make it so I couldn’t touch you huh? You afraid that you may miss too many days of work with the beatings I’d dish out… Everything you say to me… Everything you do… It brings me closer to wanting to end you… And I will, one way or another… Because one thing is perfectly clear Jay… YOU have no idea…"
Barnes and Crowd: "AND YOU NEVER WILL!!!!"
Break Stuff hits again and Jay makes his way off stage as the crowds cheer The Wolf…
Match 3
World Title Tourney Round 1
Barbed Wire Rope Match
Greg Stillson Vs Jay Hova
"Disgustipated" by Tool kicks in on the Sim-Tron and Greg Stillson steps out onto the stage. The crowd begins to boo him as he makes his way down the ramp and slides into the ring. He mounts the turnbuckle and raises his arms. He jumps back down, stretching his arms about as he does so. His music begins to die down.
‘Brown Sugar’ by Mos Def kicks in on the Sim-Tron, and Jay Hova steps out onto the stage he begins to get lightly booed as he makes his way down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. Both men begin to look at the barbed wire ropes, as the referee calls for the bell.
MR: Man Oh man, this match is gonna be something – barbed wire ropes…
HI: Both men have been quiet this week, obviously preparing for this intense and hard match!
Both men lock up, Greg takes the advantage and kicks Jay in the right knee – knocking him to one knee, Greg breaks the lock up and quickly boots Jay in the face, forcing him down to the ground. Greg then begins to knee drop’s onto Jay, one, two, three and then a forth. Greg then begins to pick Jay up, however Jay low blows Greg and rolls him up for the pin 1…2…KICK OUT!
MR: Jay using only one move…and as effective a move it is…he’s gonna need to do a lot more before he can pin Greg Stillson.
HI: Yeah, he has barbed wire ropes to his dispersal…he should use them!
Jay picks Greg up and kicks him in the gut, DDTing him to the ground. Once again he pins him 1…2…KICK OUT! Jay gets to his knees and slams his hand on the canvas. Jay gets to his feet and kicks Greg in the stomach and then picks him up, both men once again lock up – a quick suplex is delivered by Greg Stillson, he keeps the headlock in hold, and twists using his hips and then hits a second suplex. Greg breaks the hold and then picks the rookie up. Greg kicks Jay in the stomach and then whips him into the barbed wire ropes. Jay’s back bends to the destructive wire and he drops to his knees screaming in pain. Greg smiles and walks over to Jay he picks him up and goes to punch him, Jay though blocks the pin and then flapjacks him onto the barbed wire ropes!!
MR: OH MAN!!
HI: FUCK’S SAKE GREG HAS TO BE HURTING AFTER THAT!
Both men lay on the canvas holding parts of there body in pain. From the backstage area Stryfe runs out and slides into the ring, he picks Jay up and military presses him onto the barbed wire! Jay drops to the outside of the ring, with his torso ripped and shredded! Stryfe then picks Greg Stillson up and whips him into the Barbed Wire, Greg lets loose a scream of pain, Stryfe runs at him and boots him in the jaw! The referee calls for the bell
MR: MY GOD STRYFE IS LETTING LOOSE A RAMPAGE!
HI: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE ANYWAY?
MR: I HAVE NO IDEA!
Stryfe slides out of the ring and begins to kick Jay over and over and over again. Stryfe then once again slides back into the ring and picks Greg Stillson up over his head, before pump-handle slamming him onto the barbed wire, the wire snaps as Greg lets loose a massive scream and drops to the safety mats, holding his face and legs in pain. Stryfe, looking pissed off calls for a microphone. As the ring side assistant passes Stryfe a microphone, the crowd begins to die down.
Stryfe: I guess you all want to know why I’ve just done what I did…I’M SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE THINKING I’M NOT WORTHY OF THE WORLD TITLE ANYMORE! Now I’ve just made an example of Greg Stillson and Jay Hova…and soon I’ll make an example of that stupid little bastard Xander! AND WHEN IT’S ALL SAID AND DONE…I WILL REGAIN THE TITLE THAT IS TRULY MINE…THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
WINNER = NO CONTEST
Match 4
11 Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal
Brandon Clayborne Vs Justin Bred Vs Krazy Kristopher Vs Knife
Point Vs Xtreme Vs Ciara Vs Riggs Vs Frost Vs Above Average 1 Vs Rattlesnayk Vs
"Hotstuff" James Lord
We return to Mutiny from the advertisement as the camera pans around the arena, showing various shots of the sold out crowd tonight. As the camera zooms in to the ring all eleven men stand in the ring, awaiting the match to begin…however the referee does not ring the bell and the eleven men have looks of confusion on there faces as to why.
MR: What the hell is going on here?
HI: Hmmm…the referee should ring the bell – we have all the contestants ready in the…
‘No One Knows’ by Queens Of The Stone Age blasts onto the Sim-Tron and the crowd unites in a frenzy of booing. Jay V steps out onto the stage as the crowd reinforces there frenzy – and Jay simply just soaks it all up, enjoying as much of it as he can.
HI: This explains all…
Jay V: My fellow fans of the WSW; my 11 loyal employees. As you all know – I’ve put time and effort and most importantly money into this federation to take it back where it belongs…and we’re getting there…yes we are! So, for me to keep this money train rolling…I want to start making the rankings stronger…better even! Because we’re already the hottest fresh product on T.V. right now! So…it is with my pleasure I officially announce that tonight’s eleven-man battle royal is now officially…AN OVER THE TOP ROPE TABLE MATCH!
MR: BY GAWD!
Six Ringside assistants make there way past Jay V and start walking down to the ring, it is at this point the referee calls for the bell and the match gets underway. As the wrestlers begin to get to business the assistants begin to set the tables up at ringside. Whilst this is being done the 11 wrestlers begin to brawl in the ring. The camera cuts straight to the action with Knife Point and Above Average 1. The two men begin to exchange right hands, with Knife Point gaining the upper hand, he kicks AA1 in the gut and goes for a DDT, AA1 pushes Knife Point back just in time though and then runs at him with a clothesline. Knife Point drops to the floor and then gets back to his feet.
MR: This match is going to be something special. All eleven men are great competitors and are looking to prove something tonight!
The camera cuts to Riggs and Brandon, Riggs has Brandon propped up in the corner turnbuckle, throwing vicious rights and lefts at the face and body region of Brandon. Riggs pulls Brandon out of the turnbuckle and hoists him up onto his shoulder and then throwing him forward with a suicide drop. As Riggs picks Brandon up, the camera catches the attention of Justin Bred slugging closed fist right and lefts at anyone who comes his way, Xtreme and James Lord lay on the canvas holding their heads, Ciara runs at Justin who hits a kick to the face and then a punch to the face. Justin garbs Ciara and headbutts her to the canvas. He turns to the crowd and throws his hands in the air, to which they scream and cheer!
HI: What a lot of people forget to realize is Justin isn’t a wrestler – more a brawler, a pure breed of a fighter…
MR: He actually shouldn’t be in the federation due to regulations – BUT WSW has a full gaming commission licence which allows us to have full contact sports contend no matter from what profile they come from. Regardless of how barbaric it can become!
Krazy Kristopher picks Kid Frost back up from the canvas and whips him into the ropes, and timing perfect drop toe hold’s Kid Frost onto the middle rope, Kid’s head swings back from the force like a slingshot, Krazy at this point grabs Kid and throws him headfirst over the top rope, crashing through a table!!!
MR: KID FROST IS OUTTA THIS…AND DUE TO STIPULATIONS WILL NOT BE INVOLVED IN THE WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT!
Krazy cheers and soaks up the atmosphere from the crowd. James Lord and Xtreme exchange punches and the new star of the WSW quickly delivers a DDT to Xtreme. James goes to pick up Xtreme but is met by a big boot by Rattlesnayk! A quick replay is shown how Rattlesnayk almost took James Lord’s head off! Rattlesnayk picks Xtreme up and the two men begin to brawl across the ring. As they do so James, from behind low blows Rattlesnayk, and at the exact same time James Lord and Xtreme Superkick the big guy into the ropes, however Rattlesnayk doesn’t budge, but just tangles with the ropes, he then charges at James and Xtreme double clotheslining them to the canvas. The crowd roars at the sight of this brawl-out.
MR: Rattlesnayk is one big bastard!
HI: Yeah I know the kid rather well – used to wrestle down in the SCW…wasn’t too bad either. First European Champion – was also in CCW with some gay ass named Venom. After that Snayk went cold and down…I heard he was injured – but can’t really say if he was. Good to see him back!
Clayborne and Knife Point are now slugging it out with one another and Clayborne, after taking advantage numerous times keeps returning to his neck, holding it in pain. As he holds his neck Knife Point charges at him and hits a flying Larriet to the right shoulder. Clayborne staggers back, and is then met by a clothesline to the side of his injured neck by Knife Point. Clayborne drops instantly to the canvas, holding the region in pain.
MR: That Guy looks hurt!
HI: Shame…
Knife Point turns his attentions to Xtreme as the two men exchange a few right hands with one another. Xtreme grabs Knife Point around the waist and thrusts his hips landing a perfect belly-to-back suplex. Xtreme quickly gets to his feet and orders Knife Point back to his feet…whilst waiting for him Riggs intervenes with a head-toss trying to throw Xtreme over the top rope; however Xtreme grabs the middle ropes and swings back into the ring, and so begins a battle between the Stipulation Champion and Xtreme. Riggs grabs Xtreme and whips him into the turnbuckle, throwing kicks into his gut as often as he can. Xtreme tries to get out at any chance he has, but Riggs speeds and powers the kicks up.
MR: I have a feeling we’re going to be in for a long ride with this match!
HI: Yeah, I have a feeling that this is going to be something out of the ordinary…especially with the table stipulation that was thrown into the match!
The camera quickly turns its attention to Ciara who is groggy on the top of the turnbuckle holding her steady in position is Justin Bred. The crowd begins to roar as Justin using his brawling knees her in the gut, again and again! He then grabs her around the head, and jumps from the turnbuckle with her intact towards a table. In Mid-Air Justin releases the hold he pushes away from her, as she crashes through the table – Justin misses the table but it isn’t all success as he crashes into the steel security gate.
MR: OH MY GOD! JUSTIN JUST CRASHED STRAIGHT IN THE STEEL GATE…AND LOOK AT THIS!
A replay is shown of the elimination of Ciara!
HI: Justin, however much he isn’t a wrestler – he knows his business…he is what us wrestlers call ‘ring-wise’ he knows what he has to do in a situation, the way he pushed away from Ciara thus keeping himself in the match…although he did temporarily put himself out of action!
MR: I swear to ya… He’s fucking tough as nails!
Back in the ring Clayborne is starting to stir back to his feet and Krazy is quickly on the scene and is taking advantage of the injured neck. Krazy locks in a side-headlock and knee’s Clayborne in the gut, and then again and then a third time. Krazy throws Clayborne into the turnbuckle, and then drops his knee into his neck. The camera cuts to James Lord as he is now fighting Above Average 1. AA1 has the advantage as he vertical suplexes James across the ring. AA1 gets to his feet and as James turns and runs at him he big boots him in the face, James crashes out and lands back down on the canvas, holding his jaw in pain.
MR: This is actually holding out a lot better then I thought it would Icon. I thought that around now we’d be down to six men…
HI: The World title has a hold on anyone who is involved with it…remember the first three to be eliminated would not be involved with the World Title – Frost and Ciara are gone…one more has to go, when your in the ring – you don’t wanna be the guy who flops…I expect everyone to carry on fighting for a while yet…they all wanna go further in the championship challenge yet…
We return to Brandon Clayborne and Krazy Kristopher, Kris has Brandon sitting on the top turnbuckle. And also climbs up, standing directly in front of Clayborne. Kris jumps and Hurricanrana’s Brandon down to the canvas, driving his head into the canvas! Brandon holds his head in pain.
MR: Great Hurricanrana there by Krazy Kristopher, taking full advantage of Brandon Clayborne and going back to your previous statement Icon – I disagree…Clayborne is CLEARLY injured before he went into this match, and Krazy isn’t the first wrestler to capitalize on this, it’s a question of ‘how soon’ he’ll go rather then ‘how long can he hold on’
Krazy is back to his feet and turns his attention to James Lord who is resting in the corner. Krazy goes for a gore, but James dodges out of the way, and then pulls Krazy out of the turnbuckle and drives his knee into his face, before hitting a snapmare to the canvas. James then locks in a headlock to Krazy, putting all his weight onto Krazy’s head. Meanwhile Rattlesnayk is picking at the bones of Brandon, and lifts him up onto the turnbuckle. Rattlesnayk soon follows up onto the turnbuckle and picks Brandon back up to his feet, Rattlesnayk thrusts Brandon onto his shoulders and then lowers him in place for the Snayk Pyt.
MR: OH MY…DON’T DO IT SNAYK!
HI: OH MAN OH MAN THIS ONE IS GONNA BE INTERESTING…
MR: I think this could be the end for Brandon…
Rattlesnayk jumps from the turnbuckle as the photography and cheers from the crowd take place, and WHAM Rattlesnayk Snayk Pyt’s (Tombstone Piledriver) Brandon Clayborne through the table, a replay is shown from a different angle – although it can’t quite be seen who technically is eliminated first.
MR: Oh no…Brandon looks seriously injured out there…
HI: It doesn’t look good at all Mike…
From the backstage area runs Jason Royal along side the emergency medical team, Jason Royal runs to Clayborne and tries to check on him and make sure he is okay… the EMT’s pull him away and begin to check him over. An EMT makes a callout and from backstage comes a fourth EMT with a stretcher in tact. At this point Brandon Clayborne is hoisted up onto the stretcher, a neck brace is applied immediately and he is slowly began to be wheeled out of the ringside. Jason Royal never moving from his side. At that moment in time a character jumps the rail dressed in a maroon coloured suit and wearing a pair of shades. He pounces at Rattlesnayk and begins kicking at him, picking Rattlesnayk up, he superkicks him back down to the floor.
MR: Who the hell is this?
HI: What a shit suit!
Rattlesnayk tries to fight back, and for a moment gains the advantage but the mystery person kicks him in the balls and then pushes him into the steel security gate and then runs at him, big booting him – forcing his head to drive further into the steel gate. The mystery person cheers and then jumps back over the turnbuckle and runs through the crowd.
MR: Rattlesnayk is busted open!!!
HI: I wanna know who the funk that guy was! Rattlesnayk isn’t going to let this lie down, he was always a guy about eye for an eye!
During all this commotion Justin Bred has got back into the ring and he and Riggs are now locked into a slugfest! The two men are brawling across the ring and fists are flying all over! Riggs locks in a headlock on Justin, but Justin then bites the hand of Riggs and Riggs breaks the hold, swinging his hand about. Justin launches himself at Riggs and begins to force punches at Riggs right side of his face, aimed at the eye! Justin then drops elbows right into the face. Before lifting and then dropping Riggs head at the canvas
MR: This Justin is a serious brawler!
HI: I kinda like what he brings to the table it’s different and fresh…
James Lord and Krazy Kristopher remain going at it. Krazy though is now taking the lead in these two men’s battle as he hits a short clothesline in the turnbuckle. Krazy then low blows James and hoists him up onto the turnbuckle. Krazy locks for a powerbomb, and turns towards the ropes…
MR: OH MAN!
HI: POWERBOMB THAT BITCH!
James Lord drops himself down, and as Krazy tries to lift James back up. James grabs the ropes and pulls down, Krazy realizes at the last moment and releases the powerbomb hold. James drops and lands on the floor.
MR: AHHH I thought this might happen. Folks James remains in this match due to the stipulation of the table – rules state you MUST be drove through a table to go out…and that must be from in the ring to the out…
James slides back into the ring and Krazy goes back at him. The camera then cuts to AA1 who is now fighting with Knife Point. Knife Point hits a dropkick and then locks in a side hammer headlock on AA1. AA1, using his legs locks in a leg-head lock. And Knife Point is forced to break his submission whilst AA1 begins his own, Knife Point reaches for the ropes but can quite make it. AA1 applies pressure and whilst doing so sits up. AA1 begins to punch Knife Point in the head with quick and knuckle pointing sharp punches. AA1 then breaks the hold and picks Knife Point up, he whips him into the ropes and hits a flapjack, sending Knife Point into the ropes, just short of going out of the ring and potentially going through a table.
MR: Unlucky there for Above Average 1 on his debut.
HI: Yeah been some good debut’s here tonight. Xander made a great debut, James Lord is still holding his own. Jay Hova…well could have been better but made some great moves and some high spots earlier tonight. Rattlesnayk is returning after being in the dark for a while…and well…I think he just had ring-rust Above Average 1 is really in the folk’s faces tonight…
The scene cuts to Riggs who is continuously fighting with Justin Bred; Riggs has Justin in the turnbuckle and is hitting quickly thrust spears into the gut region of Justin. Riggs pulls back and Justin staggers forward and Riggs dropkicks him back into the turnbuckle. Riggs gets to his feet and grabs Justin by the hair – he pulls him out of the turnbuckle, but Justin runs into Riggs purposely to get him to break the hold. Justin then begins to smash his own head against Riggs nose in an attempt to break it! On the failed attempts, Justin pulls Riggs hair aside and begins to bite at his ear!
MR: JUSTIN IS TRYING TO BITE RIGGS EAR OFF!!!
HI: Yeah. I think Mike Tyson trained Justin…
MR: I think he’s just one crazy and sick son of a bitch!
We return to Xtreme who is fighting with James Lord! Xtreme has a hammer headlock locked in. he uses his knees as extra hurting as he knee’s James in the gut, once, twice, three times and then a forth for good measures. Xtreme breaks the hold and hits a perfectly timed dropkick at the chest of Lord. Xtreme wastes no time and quickly pounces at Lord and begins to drive fists into his face. Xtreme gets to his feet and runs into the ropes, then knee dropping Lord in the face.
MR: Xtreme has been a quiet and dark horse in this match…
HI: Urgh. I used to know this kid, man back in the GCW days Scotty and I used to rip into that bastard! But then again for professional reasons on the WsW’s part – man I think Xtreme kicks ass!
MR: …
Knife Point and Krazy Kristopher are slugging at it in the turnbuckle, Krazy begins to fight his way out of the turnbuckle firing fast and hard punches at Knife Point’s face. Krazy then kicks Knife Point in the gut and quickly whips him into the turnbuckle. Krazy then kicks Knife Point in the gut when he returns and lifts him for a powerbomb, he runs at the ropes and throws Knife Point out of the ring, and Knife Point crashes straight through a table and lies motionless outside the ring.
MR: DID YOU SEE THE IMPACT ON THAT ONE! KRAZY JUST POWERBOMBED KNIFE POINT OUT OF THE RING!
HI: And then there were six…
James Lord has Xtreme holding onto the turnbuckle. James is trying to push Xtreme over the top rope and onto a table. Xtreme though isn’t budging. Whilst the stalemate between these two men continues – Riggs and Justin Bred remain at it. Blood drips down the side of Riggs face from the teeth marks Justin made in his ear! Riggs though isn’t giving up against the unpredictable brawler as he continues to fire rights, lefts and kicks at Justin. Justin is in a groggy state, Riggs runs into the ropes and hits a scissors kick, forcing Justin’s face into the canvas. Riggs turns Justin over onto his belly and grabs him by the legs, locking in a Scorpion Death Lock. AA1 meanwhile is trying to further the name he’s trying to make for himself by slugging it out with Krazy Kristopher. AA1 hits a Fisherman’s Suplex on Krazy. He staggers back for a moment and rests, whilst he does so Krazy begins to get back to his feet and turns around. AA1 Big Boot’s the Krazy one back down to the canvas and then leg drops the back of Krazy’s neck.
MR: AA1 is trying to hold on for as long as he can!
HI: I dunno man; he’s starting to show signs of being tired…I don’t think he’ll hold on for much longer…but full props to him – he’s lasted long on his debut!
The camera cuts back to Lord and Xtreme. They’re now in the centre of the ring, Lord whips Xtreme into the ropes and then hits a spinning DDT. Both men remain on the canvas; Riggs runs over Xtreme’s body, the camera follows with Riggs as he jumps then back over Xtreme and Flying Lariat’s Justin Bred.
MR: This match is getting so hard to keep up with!
HI: It’s like a revolving door…someone goes and a new battle is there to be followed…
MR: Riggs and Justin Bred is the longest lasting fight between two men in this match though…they’re locked in a fight!
HI: Maybe so, but by doing this they’ve giving Krazy Kristopher the easy job of moving from one helpless sucker to another, eliminating one after another!
Krazy now has the advantage on AA1 as he plants him to the ground with a front face slam. Xtreme then fireman carry slams James Lord on top of AA1! Xtreme and Krazy look at one another, Xtreme pushes Krazy, and Krazy returns one of his own. Xtreme shakes his head and the camera picks his words up ‘FRESH BLOOD FIRST!’ Krazy laughs and nods his head. Xtreme picks James Lord up and whips him into the ropes once again, he Russian leg sweeps him to the floor.
Krazy Kristopher meanwhile picks AA1 up and dropkicks him into the ropes, and as AA1 falls back, Krazy hoists him up over his head, and Samoan drops him to the canvas.
MR: What a Russian Leg Sweep by Xtreme to James Lord!
HI: Oh man, and while that was going down Krazy Kristopher delivered an awesome Samoan drop!
Xtreme picks James Lord up and kicks him in the gut, Xtreme hoists him up onto his shoulder and runs at the ropes. Xtreme throws Lord Forwards and Lord falls through a table headfirst! The crowd roars, as James Lord lies motionless on the floor!
MR: MY GOD! XTREME JUST THREW JAMES LORD OUT OF THE RING AND THROUGH A TABLE HEAD FIRST!
HI: Jesus this match kicks ass! Oh ya…and then there were five! WOO!
Krazy Kristopher picks Above Average 1 back up and then locks for a suplex. Krazy lifts AA1 and slightly turns his direction and suplex’s AA1 from the inside of the ring to the outer and through a table!!! The crowd explodes!
HI: SPANK A MONKEY! THAT KICKED ASS!
MR: I CAN’T BELIEVE KRAZY PULLED THAT MOVE OFF AGAINST A BIG BASTARD LIKE ABOVE AVERAGE 1!!!
HI: And then there were four…
All four men can be seen in the ring, now growing exhausted but willing to continue. Riggs however pulls away from Justin Bred and turns to Krazy Kristopher. He picks Krazy up and uppercuts him, doing so Krazy flops down to the canvas holding his chin in pain. Xtreme assess the situation – and bravely dives at the brawler known as Justin Bred. Xtreme plays Justin at his own game and begins to fight with closed fists. Punching away at Justin, meanwhile Krazy Kristopher has Riggs in an arm bar submission. Riggs tries to break the hold swinging his feet wildly. Krazy though breaks the hold on his own account and both men get to there feet.
HI: I have a feeling this match is going to slow down now Mike – from my own experience…I know…although I think you’ll find eliminations will occur quicker – these four guys are starting to grow tired now!
MR: By my watch Icon they’ve been in that ring for around 15 minutes now! You have to take in mind that there were originally eleven men to this battle royal!
Justin hoists Xtreme up over his head and throws him down onto the ropes; Xtreme bounces on the top rope, Justin runs into the ropes and jumps onto Xtreme, who then drops back into the ring. Justin circles the ring and then shouts ‘YEE-HAW!!!’ he grabs Xtreme by the throat, and begins to pick him up, using his spare hand he grabs the knee region of Xtreme and then throws him out of the ring – smashing him through a table!!!
MR: If I knew any better I’d say that was a Military Press!!
HI: Yeah but…he doesn’t know wrestling moves…to him that was just an over head throw…and in his mind he was saying ‘Fuck you…’
MR: …
HI: And then there were three…
We return to Riggs and Krazy Kristopher. Riggs DDT’S Krazy to the canvas. Riggs staggers around the ring and tired and weary. Riggs, holding his head walks back over to Kris and begins to pick him up he knee’s Kris in the face and then hoists him up onto his shoulders. Riggs hits a spinning shoulder toss crashing Kris to the canvas. Kris holds his head in pain, and begins to crawl across the ring – Riggs sits on the bottom rope, trying to regain some energy. Justin Bred simply sits in the bottom turnbuckle waiting…
MR: Smart move by Justin gaining his energy for whoever wins between Kris and Riggs!
HI: Yeah, like I said earlier he’s ring-wise.
Kris gets to his feet using the ropes and turns around. Riggs charges at him, Kris ducks and then tosses Riggs over his head, Riggs turns mid-air and grabs a hold of the ropes, holding onto the ropes for his chances for the World Title. Kris turns around, and Riggs grabs him by the hair, locks in for a suplex…
MR: I THINK IT’S OVER FOR KRIS!
HI: I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT!
Kris kicks Riggs in the nuts and Riggs breaks the headlock. Kris dropkicks Riggs and WHAM! Riggs crashes straight through a table!
MR: RIGGS WAS ELIMINATED!
HI: NO WAY!! …I HONESTLY THOUGH KRIS WAS GONE!
MR: THE STIPULATION CHAMPION IS OUTTA HERE!
HI: …And then there were two!
Justin goes straight at Kris and kicks him in the gut, Kris doubles over and Justin beats on his back using his forearm. Kris drops flat-out onto the canvas and Justin begins to kick him in the back. Justin stops for a moment, and then puts his right foot on Kris’s neck. Justin walks over Kris pushing his weight onto the neck! Justin picks Kris up and pushes him into the turnbuckle he begins to punch him in the stomach and gut.
MR: I think Kris is still hurting from the pain Riggs put him through…
The crowd are in a mixed response as Kris begins to battle back out of the turnbuckle, smacking him with anything he can deliver. Kris kicks Justin, and then again and for a third time, he then hits a spinning neckbreaker on Justin. Justin drops to the mat; Kris too lies on the canvas.
MR: Smart work by Kris – he knows if he can keep at the wrestling moves and hold Justin down he can win this match…
HI: BUT HE HAS TO GET BACK UP! YOU DON’T WIN MATCHES BY RESTING…HE HAS TO CAPITALIZE!
Kris begins to stir, he gets to one knee and Justin then begins to stir too. Kris takes note and dives onto him, elbowing him in the head. Justin drops back down to the canvas. Kris gets to his feet slowly and begins to mount the turnbuckle. Slowly but surly he reaches the top and signals out to the crowd with a ‘knife cut symbol’ Kris jumps from the top rope with a diving headbutt but Justin rolls out of the way…and Kris hits a great headbutt…but only to the canvas causing pain only to his own head.
MR: OUCH!
HI: Trust me, that shit ALWAYS hurts…I’ve tried it a few times before…
MR: And look…Justin is starting to get to his feet…
Justin gets to his feet and slowly starts to regain his full state of mind…realizing where he is. He turns around and picks Kris back up from the floor. Justin kicks Kris in the right knee socket and then pokes him in the right eye, he steps back slightly and runs at him, shoulder barging him down to the floor. Kris drops into the turnbuckle. Justin smiles and walks over and begins to pound him with knee’s into the face, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine and ten knee’s into the face! Kris flops out and drops completely down onto the floor.
HI: Kris is like living on the clouds right now Mike…
MR: Anyone would after ten knees into your face – no matter how tough you may…or think you might be!
Justin picks Kris up and props him up onto the turnbuckle. Justin then makes his way up onto the turnbuckle and smiles to the crowd.
MR: I think he’s going to attempt a wrestling move…
HI: Man, that’s dangerous – I mean it takes months of practice and learning to pull off moves correctly. A lot of people don’t realize how much destruction a suplex could cause to a career if pulled off wrongly…or if a snapmare isn’t quite perfect – we no choice but to perform these correctly otherwise we have health insurance assholes down OUR throats! So for Justin to be trying a wrestling move from the top turnbuckle…it’s just worrying…
MR: And to make matters worse…I don’t think he actually DOES have Health Insurance…
Justin locks for a suplex from the top turnbuckle!!! However Kris blocks the move, and then kicks Justin in the gut, Kris locks for a DDT, however Justin punches Kris in the stomach. Kris loses footing and begins to slip, but grabs Justin by the pants, and the two men begin to stagger on top of the turnbuckle and rope. Kris, standing on the rope loses his footing and slips, grabbing Justin, the two men begin to fall…Kris catches on the ropes, causing his fall to slow down – the camera films BOTH men falling through the same table…the bell is rung.
MR: WHO WON?
HI: I…I…HAVE NO IDEA!
MR: I know Justin WOULD have won if Kris didn’t catch his footing on those ropes…he’d of gone straight down first off…
HI: Yeah, but his footing caught on the ropes slowing him down…and by the time Gravity caught up – Justin was equal to Kris on the fall…
MR: Folks we’re in the dark on this one!
The instant replay is shown…
MR: I think…yeah…
HI: No…I don’t think it is….
MR: Jesus….if only that ringside assistant wasn’t standing in the way!
HI: Man…he’s the only person that knows who actually WON! I sure hope he isn’t either one of these wrestler’s fan!
MR: I don’t believe this! After all this all out brawl was…we still don’t know who has actually won!
The referee runs over to the Ringside Assistant and begins to talk to him…the Ringside Assistant shakes his head, and then shrugs his shoulders. The referee throws his hands in the air.
‘No One Knows’ by Q.O.T.S.A kicks on the Sim-Tron for the second time in this match and Jay V steps out onto the stage with his microphone in tact…he stands at the top of the ramp…and then calls for the referee to come up to him. As the referee runs up to Jay V and begins to discuss the situation. Both Justin and Kris are starting to come back to life. However neither man moves off the floor instead only looking to the ceiling. EMT’S run from the side of the ramp to attend to both men’s injuries.
Jay V: Folks…it seems like we have no choice on this one – The Ring Side Assistant claims he was too busy pulling away wreckage to notice who won the match…the referee can’t call it AND the instant replays show Nada… I have no choice but…to call this match…TO CONTINUE ONE ON ONE till we have a pin fall!
As the referee begins to run back down to the ring, an EMT runs the opposite way up to Jay V…he begins to Jay V.
MR: JUST WHAT IN THE GOOD LORD’S NAME IS GOING ON HERE?!!?
HI: Well Jay is calling for this match to carry on…BUT an EMT looks like he’s telling him to end the match.
MR: Well the official WsW rule book states all matches must continue to an undisputed winner is announced – unless medical intervention is made…
HI: WOW…You’re actually a walking book of facts…
Jay V: Ladies and Gentlemen – your attention once again please. It has been bough to my attention that neither man is in a fit condition to continue this match after being put through there paces for the last half an hour AND then brawling with one another and crashing through a table and such…I have no choice – but to call this match a DRAW!
MR: So what does that mean?
HI: Got no fact for a Draw dick face?
MR: …Shut up…
Jay V: It is with this that I announce both Justin Bred and Krazy Kristopher advance to the next round… but here’s the twist you didn’t know. The twist the wrestler’s didn’t know… You guys earned this… For winning the match, your first round matches, will be seeded! As for Rattlesnayk and Clayborne, Brandon is in a bit of a bad way with his neck and is out for an undisclosed amount of time. Rattlesnayk was put through the table first, and so I have someone to take Clayborne's place... He was the man you all saw attack Rattlesnayk earlier... ANTONIO J COLLINS!
MR: BOTH MEN GET SEEDED DRAWS!!
HI: Ask me both men DESERVE to get seeded!
MR: Indeed…both gave it a damn good brawl tonight… in a match worthy of being the main event!
HI: I hold nothing but respect for both these men after putting there selves through such a hard match…ten opponents is hard enough for any man…but disclosed pinfall and submission and you have something extremely harder.
WINNERS = KRAZY KRISTOPHER & JUSTIN BRED
A large black limo pulls up to the arena, and comes to a slow stop. For a moment nothing happens – as the driver steps out of the car and begins making his way to the back to open the door, Xander steps in the way and tells him to return to the driver’s seat. Xander pulls the handle and opens the door…as a figure steps out of the car Xander’s smile on his face turns to a frown as its none other then Jay V!
Xander: What the hell!! Why did you leave the arena!
Jay V: Excuse me? Since when the hell did I start answering to you Xander…I’m the boss – my business doesn’t just involve being here at the arena ya know! Oh wait…you thought I was Liana, huh? Xander – I warned you once tonight…keep away from Liana…
Xander: What the hell is you talking about you numb nut. Why would she want an old jackass like you!
Jay V: Why would she want a poor pathetic idiot like you…? Xander I have more thousands of dollars in my wallet then your age…
Xander: Money can’t buy you everything Jay – and just you remember that….
Xander walks off, and picks up a bucket. As Jay V steps out of the car, the bucket is thrown, narrowly missing Jay V and smashing the window of the limo.
Xander: BUT SEEING AS YOU DO HAVE MONEY JAY…YOU CAN FIX YOUR FUCKING WINDOW!
Main Event
World Title Tourney Round 1
Cage Match
Quentin Barnes Vs Stryfe
MR: Ladies and gentlemen, the cage has been lowered and we’re ready for our Main Event of the evening!!
Icon starts making a noise as if he’s gagging
MR: What’s wrong, Icon?
HI: I dunno must be because it’s Barnes’ third Main Event in a row, and he’s already won two… I started to CHOKE!
MR: You’re so disrespectful Icon
HI: Hey, It’s not my fault this peanut made me CHOKE!
MR: You’re blatantly making fun of Barnes’ inability to win a World Championship before, and you disgust me!
HI: …choke?
Rossenbourg simply sighs as “Gates of Babylon” by Rainbow plays and Stryfe makes his way out. The crowd boo at him as the ref opens the cage door and allows him in. Stryfe grabs the mesh caging and shakes at it, testing the strength
MR: Stryfe was of course screwed out of the Stipulation Championship last week by Xander, who’s already progressed to the quarter finals of this tournament…
HI: Yeah, Stryfe will be looking to win this match, not only to progress in the tournament, but at the supposed chance of getting to fight Xander
MR: Stryfe is also more than happy to tell us that he’s an undefeated WsW World Champion, and he is of course, trying to get back what he claims is rightfully his.
“Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit plays as the crowd gets to their feet and cheer in unison for Quentin Barnes. Barnes steps out onto the ramp and pumps the crowd up with his arms, shouting at them on the way down the ramp. The ref opens the cage door and allows Barnes in. As Barnes steps in, the door is closed and Stryfe ruses at Barnes, knocking him into the corner with a strong forearm. Stryfe stands above Barnes, who’s now seated in the corner as he nails right hand after right hand into the face of Barnes.
MR: An early start by Stryfe here…
HI: Wear the big man down then try and escape; he knows what he’s doing
MR: Of course, this match balances out as you can win by pinfall, enabling Barnes to simply hit a series of moves and keep Stryfe down for 3
HI: You make it sound so easy…
Stryfe climbs above Barnes and starts scaling the cage as Barnes shakes his head and gets his wits about him. Barnes quickly goes up the turnbuckles, and using his height to his advantage, grabs Stryfe’s ankle, stopping him from rolling over the top of the cage. Barnes keeps his grip as the crowd buzz even more and Barnes steadies himself on the top turnbuckle. Stryfe brings his other leg over inside the cage as to not be in a bad position for his sex life. Barnes then reaches up and grabs Stryfe’s head and throws him off the top of the cage, to the floor, military press slam style!!!
Crowd: WsW!! WsW!! WsW!!
MR: STRYFE MUST BE BROKEN IN HALF!!
HI: BY GAWD!!!
MR: Are you mocking me, Icon?
HI: No, not at all, I just think your barbecue sauce gives people the tendency to shout
Instead of climbing up the cage and trying to win the match, however, Barnes looks down at Stryfe’s body and looks for a frog splash. As he’s on the way down, however, Stryfe has the brains to move out of the way, allowing Barnes’ huge body to thud onto the canvas. Barnes’ body bounces up as he holds his ribs in pain. Stryfe gets up and sends a dropkick into Barnes’ already injured ribs
HI: Those ribs are like a weak spot to Barnes
MR: He hurt them at Mutiny’s re-launch…
HI: Did he? I just meant they’re bruised and make him CHOKE!
MR: …
HI: YOU’RE NOT FUNNY EITHER!
Stryfe then rolls Barnes onto his front and applies a Camel Clutch with his left hand under Barnes’ chin. Stryfe’s right hand however, is pulling at Barnes’ face, seemingly raking his eyes at the same time as the big man yells out in pain. Stryfe finally lets go before sending an almighty kick to the ribs of Barnes. Stryfe picks Barnes up and goes to whip him into the ropes, but Stryfe holds onto Barnes, brings him back and sends a knee into Barnes’ ribs, flipping him over and back to the canvas
HI: No wonder Stryfe was an undefeated champ… he’s such a technical master!
MR: Stryfe is like a wolf that smells blood… he sees that Barnes is injured and focuses on that particular area
Stryfe goes over to Barnes and cockily kicks at Barnes’ head. Barnes in anger reaches up and nails Stryfe in the stomach, doubling him over, Barnes, now on his knees sends an uppercut to Stryfe, knocking him down. Stryfe gets up nearer the ropes as Barnes stands, holding his ribs in pain. Stryfe rushes at Barnes, but gets knocked down with a big clothesline. Stryfe gets up again and rushes at Barnes, but Stryfe ducks Barnes’ big boot, grabs Barnes in a waistlock, and German Suplexes him INTO the cage!!
HI: BEAUTIFUL!!!
MR: What a fantastic suplex from Stryfe! Relentlessly throwing Barnes and his injured ribs into the steel cage!!
Barnes is able to keep his footing, with his left arm locked around the top rope, his right arm holding his rib area. Stryfe grabs Barnes for a belly to belly, but Barnes headbutts Stryfe, sending him backwards. Stryfe jumps at Barnes with a form of cross body, but Barnes catches him and throws him head first into the cage!! The crowd cheer wildly, as Barnes, feeding off the crowd’s energy, grabs Stryfe and sends him head first into the cage!! Stryfe bounces off the cage as Barnes grabs him again, roars and sends him into the cage once more. Stryfe falls back onto the canvas as Barnes tries catching his breath
HI: Holy shit… Stryfe’s been cut WIDE open, I swear Mike, Barnes just dented the fuckin’ cage with Stryfe’s head!!
MR: Stryfe’s face is already becoming the proverbial crimson mask, and that’s only a few seconds after the impact
HI: Let me tell you Mike, so much blood loss in a match will dis-orientate you, not only will you be getting weaker and weaker, but you won’t be able to climb that cage after a while, and you start doing crazy shit you wouldn’t even dream of!
Barnes grabs Stryfe and holds him in a belly to belly position. Stryfe, still feeling wobbly, throws his knee up into the crotch of Barnes. Barnes lets go of Stryfe and doubles over as Stryfe hits a picture perfect Fisherman’s suplex 1…2…3! NO! Barnes got his shoulder up just in time!
HI: Beautifully hit, perfect arc on the pin, his hands locked… Barnes did well to kick out
Stryfe then grabs Barnes’ arms and applies a Butterfly lock
MR: You can’t win by submission, but this hold will certainly wear Barnes down!
HI: Fuck that, this move, look, Stryfe’s leaning back, Barnes is gonna have trouble breathing in this move… Stryfe with yet ANOTHER fantastic hold on Barnes
Stryfe lets go of Barnes and covers him 1…2… kick out. Stryfe, frustrated, gets up and kicks Barnes’ spine, causing Barnes to yell out in Pain. Stryfe tries to wipe some of the blood out of his own eyes as he picks Barnes up. He grinds Barnes’ head along the metal, trying to open him up, and succeeding!! Satisfied, he picks Barnes up and dumps him on the top rope. Barnes gets a burst of adrenaline however and starts to climb the cage. Quickly, Stryfe follows and stops him at the top, ramming his head into the top of the cage. Barnes fights back with elbows to the sternum as the battle for supremacy at the top of the cage. The crowd start to boo…
MR: WHAT THE HELL?!
HI: Jeez, I hear Barnes choking already…
Jay V comes running down the ramp with a chair in his hand. He starts scaling the cage, the same side as Stryfe and Barnes as the two look at Jay. Jay rears back and swings the chair, cracking it against the skull of Stryfe!!! Stryfe wobbles slightly as Jay quickly climbs back down the cage and shouts something at Barnes. Barnes looks confused before he grabs Stryfe round the head and delivers a diamond cutter from the top of the cage to the canvas below!!
MR: MODIFIED WOLF BITE!!! BUT JAY HIT STRYFE!! WHY?!
HI: …
Barnes holds his ribs in extreme pain as Jay goes over to the timekeeper area. Barnes is able to drape an arm over Stryfe 1…2…3!!!
HI: DAMMIT! STRYFE WAS SCREWED AGAIN!!! DAMMIT JAY WHAT THE FUCK!!
MR: I’m speechless!! BARNES ADVANCES!!!
WINNER AND PROGRESSING TO THE QUARTER FINALS = QUENTIN BARNES!!
Barnes’ arm is raised in victory as Jay gets on the microphone
Jay V: I’m the owner of this company… I’m not going to explain my actions here tonight, I do however, hope that Stryfe listens to this when he regains consciousness. Stryfe, you tried fucking this tournament over by eliminating both Stillson and Hova earlier tonight. I was however, impressed with your match tonight. Thus, the winner of Stillson and Hova was nobody, right? Wrong. Stryfe, congratulations, you’ve earned a place in the Quarter Finals….
MR: MY GOD!! MY GOD!! THE BOSS SEEMINGLY HAS A HEART!!!
HI: …choke…
MR: GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY WE’LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK FOLKS!
HI: WOOO!
FADE OUT