S.R.J by Graveltrap starts to play as the crowd get excited. A single pyro comes flying down from the ceiling, exploding on the stage. Green and white pyros explode all the way down the ramp and on all four ring posts. The crowd are heard cheering like crazy again as S.R.J gets to the chorus. The camera scans over the crowd seeing signs like “Barnes, Marry me!” and “Who the fukk are you?” and “I set the real trends!!” The camera finally settles on Michael Rossenbourg and Hardcore Icon, both dressed in smart suits, Icon actually has his hair tied back in a pony tail!!
MR “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! WELCOME!! WE ARE BACK LIVE AND ON THE AIR!! I HAVE A JOB AGAIN!! WsW MONDAY NIGHT MUTINY!! IS HERE!!! ONCE AGAIN!!”
HI “I’m Hardcore Icon, and apparently, I’m joined by William Shatner who shouts a lot…”
MR “We have a great show lined up for you tonight! A welcome back into things with four matches scheduled, not to mention, lots more WsW superstars, in attendance!”
Opening Match
MR: FOLKS WE'RE GOING TO GET RIGHT INTO THE MATCHES NOW...
AND WHAT A WAY TO START THE NIGHT OFF!
MR: NOW THIS MATCH SUCKED ASS!
The cameras cut backstage after the match. A limo pulls up. It's a long
stretch limo! The camera pans around, but no activity. Just then a smaller limo
approaches and parks right beside the other limo, but again nothing. A mini van
approaches, and out comes what appears to be a vacationing family exits, somehow
mistaking the arena for the beach. A small economic car then approaches with the
windows tinted. No activity. Finally, a little beater Cooper Mini pulls up and
parks beside each of the cars, and out steps...HEALY STARTLING!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
The camera cuts backstage where we see Healy in CEO Jay V's leather spin chair with his feet up on the desk, on his telephone no less. Healy looks all smiles
Healy: Yes can I speak to a Dixie please? Dixie Normous? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Match 2
MR: Well folks we're hearing word from backstage that Jay
V has just added a stipulation to this match, folks this match is going to be an
elimination match!
Jason Lee: I'm standing here backstage with Healy
Startling. CEO Jay V has told us that this is an important mandatory interview
that must be aired right away. Healy?
We appear backstage, in the bowels of
the arena. We can plainly see a large broken down dilapidated stair case. In
front a large steel sheeted door, with the caution sign “High Voltage” draped
across it in every direction. The camera man slowly pushes the door open and the
room is dark and damp. We can hear water dripping and the rats scurrying along
the cold hard concrete floor. The camera man reaches for the light switch when
we suddenly here a voice… Voice: Don’t touch that… The camera man stops dead in his
tracks, he leans forward with the camera he can’s see anybody in the room. He
turns around and looks back out of the door in which he came from. He moves the
camera from right to left, no one there, not a soul he here’s the voice again. Voice: I suppose I need some company… We hear a match being struck as the
camera man turns around, he can see a faint light struggling to escape the dirty
old lantern. A dark figure begins to move and we hear two feet hit the floor
with a painful echo. This figure walks towards the camera man, slowly but
surely, the camera man seems a bit unnerved, all he can see is a faint light.
All of a sudden a white pale face, fills the camera lens. The man pushes his
long black hair away from his eyes. He looks up and down at the camera man and
gives him the gesture to follow him. The pale faced man leaps up onto a table
top and sits the lantern between him ant the camera man. The ghost like man sits
and watches the flame dance. Voice: As you can see I am new around
here…I seem like a bit of an outcast, but I always have been. I am not like all
the other guys, I don’t like the fuss or my name been mentioned. I come to get
away from it all, away from this that and the other. I was born like this and
hell I shall doe like this…This is what I live for…Not for you and not for your
boss and not for there typical government. I live for this and this is all I
live for… The pale faced man leans forward and
blows out the flame in the lantern and the room drops into total darkness. The
camera man scrambles for the light, the light floods the room but the pale faced
man is nowhere to be seen…
Healy continues to be chased by Jay. He approaches a man with a tray
full of HOT coffee. Just then he gets an idea!...He takes the man's headset and
throws it at Jay
Match 3
MR: Folks its time to lock up the women and children,
because up next to hardcore style wrestlers go head to head!
We head backstage, into the halls of the arena, where we find a WsW
interviewer standing there holding a microphone. Wait, hold on a second, it's
Tim May! Former HSW/AWA announcer, XOW interviewer, XWA Chairman, and who knows
what else. Well, I guess that he is now with the WsW. Especially considering
that he is wearing a black golf shirt with a gold WsW logo. He has his
trademark odd looking grin, and proudly speaks into the microphone, looking
directly into the camera.
A promotional hype video package is shown for Thorn Calloway
MR "Thorn Calloway debuts next week, on Monday Night Mutiny!"
HI "Woohoo! It's about time we got some women in here!"
The scene jumps backstage in what
looks like the parking lot. The camera pans the place there is nothing but WsW
officials milling about. A gush of wind bangs up against the side of the camera.
The camera focus on three WsW staff talking, then all of a sudden we hear a
noise and one of the staff turns his head in that general direction they soon
all follow suit. The camera follows them and a limo pulls up along side the side
entrance. The driver gets out and opens the far door and a women steps out. She
is wearing a skimpy school girls uniform, she is sucking a lollipop in a very
seductive manner. She walks forward and looks a little bit confused, she grabs
one of the WsW staff by the crotch and smiles before rubbing him gently.
Woman: Hey sweet cheeks…The name is
Betty, well most people call me Betty the bitch but if you give me the
information I am looking for you can call me anything you dam well want. Do we
have an understanding, sweetie? Man: Yes….Y..Y..Y..Yes. Woman: Glad to hear it…Now I am
looking for a man who goes by the name of Riggs, you know him by any chance? Another one of the staff gets the
courage to speak up. Man 2: Yes he used to be in Crimson
Mask Wrestling, I know the guy. Woman: Do you know where I could find
him, honey? Man 2: Sorry I don’t, and I am also
sorry to say you can not come in here its for staff only. The woman lets go of the first mans
crotch and walks towards the second man. She smiles as he back off slightly all
of a sudden she flashes her breast at them. She winks and takes a giant suck of
her lollipop and walks off. Woman: I think you find that’s all I
need to get in here…
"I Ran" is blared over the PA after the commercial
break as the fans rise to their feet in unison. Healy, keeping an eye behind
him, runs to the ring and rolls in. The pyrotechnicians miss their cue
We see a dark figure sat on top of a
few crates with a bottle of water next to him. The lights are dimmed and we can
barley make this person out. He looks up and his ghost like face fills the
screen. He takes a giant drink of water and begins to speak… Voice: I have come to spread my
message and my thoughts. To save a bunch of people who where never given a
chance in life, to give a group of people that start in life they never had. To
show these people that they are not the scum and they are acceptable, they are
the future. They are not vermin like the corrupt world today. They don’t
manufacture nuclear weapons, they do starve there country…Hell they don’t kill
innocent people. Who are these people I hear you cry…Well they cry, and do you
help them…Like hell you do. We all make mistakes and I am here for the people of
the underground, the people who where never given a chance or shunned on by
dirty society. I am from the underground they are my proper family the people
who I respect…I am here in WsW to show you what these people can do…How they can
change your world and show you the right and the wrong. I am here to represent
the underground. I can hear you all now…What is my name…Well I have no name, I
shall only be known as my one true, real name…RIGGS! He sits and drops his head into his
lap, when all of a sudden the door swings open and the woman with the lollipop
enters. Riggs notices and sits up and looks deep into her eyes. She walks over
very nervously and sits next to Riggs. Woman: Riggs I am here to help
you…With your campaign against the corrupt parts of society, Riggs you know who
I am, I am from your true home crimson mask wrestling. I have watched your
career, and you may not know it but you have done a lot…Some of these people
have never seen you perform…Look at what you have done, EFW Cruiserweight
champion and undefeated one at that. The first ever CMW world champion and a
undefeated crimson glory champion. Hell Riggs you have done it all…I know you
want to spread your message and I am here to help. Riggs looks at Betty up and down, she
smiles at him and slowly Riggs holds out his hand and they both shake hands… Riggs: No one understands…….
As we cut back from commercial, Healy is seen in the parking lot again
with his duffle bag. He opens it as the camera pans into it. He then remembers
there's nothing in it but a sandwich and an apple with a pencil. He only brought
the duffle bag to look cool. Panicking however he cant find his car, and Jay is
rapidly approaching, both are out of breath.
Healy then takes the apple out and whips it straight at Jay's face, who takes
the sick bump and falls to the ground, motionless. Healy laughs as he finds
Jay's car.
Jay V "Where the Hell have you been?!"
QB "Aww, did you miss me Jay? Stop wetting your panties... I'm here now..."
Jay looks enraged at first as Barnes smirks before walking off. Jay actually smiles as Barnes is out of earshot
Jay V "You have no idea Barnes... but you will..."
Jay laughs slightly as we go to a commercial
Commercial for Skittles!
Main Event
Queens Of The Stone Age’s “No One Knows” plays as Jay V walks out onto the ramp. He gets the usual booing from the crowd, and shows his usual cocky smirk. He signals for the music to be cut off as he raises the microphone to his lips
Jay V “Next up is the Main Event…”
Crowd pop
Jay V “Now, I want everyone to look at their program for this evening. You’ll see it says ‘Card subject to change’. Loki has been un-impressive as of late… in fact, since we first hired him. I have someone to take his place on the roster… he’s just not here tonight. Neither is Loki, because I fired his ass!
The crowd boo at Jay’s firing
Jay V “As you all saw, Quentin Barnes HAS arrived at the arena… and I hope you enjoy the Main Event… I sure as Hell will…”
Jay smirks before heading to the back
MR “What the Hell is he on about, Icon?”
HI “I haven’t a clue, Jay’s always got something planned, and Barnes arriving late won’t help Jay’s temper…”
“I Stand Alone” by Godsmack plays as Shawn “Pretty Boy” Williams makes his way out. He taunts the crowd as they boo him and he walks down the ramp. He slides into the ring, spinning on the spot as the crowd simply boo him
HI “This guy is so cocky, yet he’s got nothing to back it up on!”
MR “Wow, for once I agree with you, Icon”
HI “Don’t push your luck fat boy…”
“Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit plays as the crowd get to their feet and go nuts when Quentin Barnes steps out onto the ramp. Barnes plays it cool walking down the ramp, slapping the hand of an occasional fan. He gets into the ring and raises his arm as pyros explode and Williams hops out the ring, talking trash to Barnes
HI “The Whiskey drinking S.O.B is getting one Hell of a reaction, Mike!”
MR “This reaction has to bring a tear to the eye of The Wolf, with the fans showing their support for his family”
HI “It has nothing to do with WsW, but Barnes brought it in, that’s why Jay decided to make it HIS business”
MR “Let’s face it; Jay is a low life, dispic…”
HI “He’s your boss, Mike, that’s who he is”
Shawn slides into the ring behind Barnes and sends a forearm into the back of his head. The bell sounds as Williams sends a few forearms into the head of Barnes, pushing him against the ropes. He goes to whip him to the other side, but Barnes twists under Shawn’s arm and delivers a massive clothesline, almost taking his head off! Barnes roars, getting the crowd’s energy as Williams goes outside to regroup
MR “A FLYING START FROM BARNES!”
HI “I would say stop shouting, but you’re right!”
Barnes reaches over the top rope to grab Shawn Williams, but Shawn reaches up and drops Barnes throat first on the top rope. Barnes stumbles back, as Shawn jumps onto the apron. As Barnes turns around to face Shawn, Shawn uses the top rope as a slingshot and hits Barnes with a cross body. Barnes merely catches Shawn however and drops him face first onto the turnbuckle. Shawn’s head bounces off the turnbuckle as he’s then dropped by a hard right to the throat from Barnes. Barnes then jumps on top of Williams sending right after right. The referee gets to a count of four before pulling Barnes off, who glares at the referee
HI “A problem with Barnes is that he’s not focused enough. Look, his temper has gotten the best of him, and now Shawn can capitalize…”
MR “And that he has with a chop block to Barnes”
Shawn then begins to put the boots in to Barnes’ right knee. Shawn goes to apply a figure four leg lock, but Barnes, with his good leg keeps kicking at Shawn’s head. Shawn lets go and moves away from Barnes, shaking the cobwebs out. Barnes uses the ropes to try and stand, but Shawn rushes and kicks Barnes’ right knee, sending the big man crashing down to his knees. Williams then dropkicks Barnes in the face and goes for a cover 1… kick out by Barnes
HI “Good strategy from Williams here, keeping the big man grounded”
Williams drags Barnes to the middle of the ring and is able to apply the Figure Four leg lock. Barnes flails his arms out in pain as Shawn keeps applying the pressure to Barnes’ now weakened knee. Barnes attempts to turn it over, reversing the pressure… and he does!!
MR “Barnes’ size advantage is really paying off here!”
HI “But if Shawn Willy can keep him on the ground, he doesn’t stand a chance of winning”
Williams is somehow able to get to the ropes before he can tap out as the ref untangles their legs. Barnes is able to stand, favouring his leg slightly as Shawn does the same, standing a little groggy. Shawn turns around and punches Barnes, the ref warns Williams, but soon warns Barnes as a right hand from him sends Williams down. Shawn gets back up quickly and rushes at Barnes, only to be taken down with another right hand. Barnes yells for Shawn to get back up and delivers a hard scoop slam. Barnes drops for the pin 1...2… kick out by Shawn
MR “Barnes getting the advantage back on that vertical base”
HI “All Shawn needs to do is dropkick Barnes’ right knee…”
Barnes applies a reverse chin lock to Shawn, who reaches up, throwing the odd fist into Barnes’ skull, who reacts by leaning back even more. Barnes finally lets go, only to drive a knee into the spine of Shawn before picking him up and holding him in a vertical suplex
MR “Barnes showing his power off here”
Shawn is able to slip out and land on his feet behind Barnes, he dropkicks Barnes in the back as Barnes squashes the ref in the corner
HI “And Shawn showed his quickness…”
The fans start to boo as the CEO of WsW, Jay V, runs down the ramp with a steel chair in hand
HI “Yeah, bring some violence into it!”
MR “Who does he think he is?”
HI “The owner who Barnes can’t hit?”
Jay slides into the ring as Barnes turns around. Jay stands there with a cocky smirk on his face. Barnes’ face turns into a facial expression of rage as he grabs Jay round the throat. Jay drops the chair, taunting Barnes, begging him to Chokeslam him. Jay even makes the motions with his hands. However, before Barnes can think about doing that, Shawn Williams smacks him in the back with a steel chair. Barnes let’s go of Jay, who rubs his throat a bit. Barnes turns around and gets waffled in the head with the chair. Jay slides out the ring and starts to push the ref as Shawn kicks the chair away, which rests underneath a turnbuckle. The ref comes to as Shawn is hooking the leg of Barnes 1…
MR “DAMN THAT JAY!”
…2…
HI “He’s a genius! Williams wins!!”
…3!!!
The crowd go mental as Barnes raised his shoulder at the last minute!! Shawn holds his head in disbelief; Icon starts to cry, Rossenbourg fists the air in triumph and Jay goes over to the corner and picks up the steel chair. He stands on the apron as…
HI “WHAT THE…”
MR “YES! KICK HIS ASS!”
The Trend Setters, Brad Clayborne and Jason Royal hop the security barrier and pull Jay off the apron. Jay drops the chair on the floor as he stares up at Clayborne. Jason Royal stands behind Jay as Jay walks backwards from Clayborne and into Royal. Inside the ring, Williams continues to punch Barnes as the ref tries to stop the Trend Setters from hurting everyone’s boss. Jay goes to run through the crowd, but Jason Royal stops him. He holds him by his shirt collar and looks into the crowd who are going crazy. Royal pulls his fist back, but Jay kicks him hard in the groin. Before Clayborne can stop him, Jay hops the security barrier and fights his way through the human sea. Brad checks on Royal, before they both take off through the crowd, in pursuit of Jay.
MR “NOW WE CAN HAVE A FAIR MATCH!”
HI “They touched the boss… their lives are gonna be miserable now…”
Inside the ring, Barnes is picked up by Shawn, who hooks him up for a fisherman suplex. However, Barnes’ heavier mass stops Shawn from picking him up as Barnes sends a few fists to the gut of Shawn. Shawn ends up releasing Barnes’ leg as Barnes lifts Shawn up in a suplex, and hits a jackhammer! Barnes pins 1…2….thr~ Kick out by Shawn Williams! Barnes drives an elbow into the head of Shawn before whipping him into the ropes, he looks for a big boot, but Shawn ducks, bounces off the other side, ducks a Barnes clothesline and stops dead in his tracks. As Barnes turns around, he gets nailed with The G-Spot (Sweet Chin Music)!!! Barnes falls like an oak tree as Shawn falls the opposite way, having kicked the 7 foot monster in the mouth. Shawn scrambles over to Barnes and covers 1…2…3!! NO!!! Barnes KICKED OUT!
HI “What the fu… WILL SOMEONE SNIPE BARNES?!”
MR “He won’t stay down, Icon! Shawn might HAVE to shoot him!!!”
Shawn slaps the mat in frustration and grabs the ref. The ref threatens to DQ Shawn, so Shawn un-hands him. As Shawn turns around he’s thrown into the ropes, on the rebound, he’s thrown high into the air, and Barnes brings him down into a diamond cutter!
MR “THE WOLF BITE! IT’S HISTORY!”
HI “…shit…”
Barnes hooks the leg of Shawn 1…2…3!!!
MR “Even with interference from Jay V, Barnes manages a win!!”
HI “That damn Texan…”
WINNER = “THE WOLF” QUENTIN BARNES!!!
As Barnes celebrates and Shawn makes his way up the ramp, down the side of the ramp, jay comes rushing out, checking behind him. He rolls into the ring, looking up at the ramp with a look of fear. Barnes smiles as Jay walks backwards and into his chest. Jay’s face drops as he utters an expletive and turns around. Barnes and Jay are standing face to face. Barnes lifts his fist to hit
Jay, but is stopped as a metallic thump is heard throughout the arena. Barnes
pauses and another metallic thump is heard . . . Another . . . Another. This
goes on for the next 30 seconds. Barnes now has his focus on the entrance
ramp, and Jay is standing next to Barnes with a relatively evil look on his
face. Suddenly, a voice begins speaking throughout the arena, sounding to be that
of a reverend
"And the angel of the Lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of
slumber."
Barnes stares, confused, but willing to wait for what happens next. The
reverend continues, the words from his voice being illustrated on the big screen
in blood red scratchy lettering.
"And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt
the air itself. And he brought me into vast farmlands of our own Midwest. And
as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand,
nay a million voices full of fear."
The word fear flashes for a moment before the reverend continues. By this
time, Barnes has his attention focused on the big screen.
"And terror possessed me then. And I begged, 'Angel of the Lord, what are
these tortured screams?' And the angel said unto me, 'These are the cries of the
carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Stillson, tomorrow is
harvest day and to them it is the holocaust.'"
Barnes' mouth is frozen and gaped open, as the name "Reverend Stillson"
flashes briefly on the big screen. Barnes becomes anxious now, shifting his
weight from one foot to another.
"And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million
terrified brothers and roared, 'Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have
a consciousness, they have a life, and they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!'"
Barnes stares as the obnoxious flashing of "Brothers" fills the big screen.
"Can I get an amen?"
The sound of lambs "bahh" in response.
"Can I get a hallelujah?"
The same response is heard strangely around the arena.
"Thank you Jesus."
Suddenly the arena turns black, pure black. And the name, "Greg Stillson"
shatters through the other letters on the big screen like glass. Pyros explode
enthusiastically in colours of blood red and silver. The lights flicker and the
words of Tool's "Disgustipated" is heard around the arena: "This is necessary.
This is necessary. Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life." Greg
Stillson makes his way down the rampway and Barnes stares in utter shock.
MR “MY GOOD GAWD! That's James Spyder!”
HI “No! That's Greg Stillson!”
MR “Well, yeah, I know, but that's James Spyder, too!”
HI “What?! You're nuts!”
MR “No, look at the reaction out of Barnes! And look at Stillson! He's
wearing the same attire and face paint that Spyder wore. It has to be him! Look at
that disgusting bullet hole in his head! That's creepy.”
HI “I wanna see this. Shut up, Michael, let me what Spyder --er, Reverend
Stillson beat the ballsack out of Barnes.”
Stillson steps into the ring, staring at Barnes with a concentrated stare, a
somewhat evil grin on his face. Barnes backs up a step, his mouth still open
in shock, maybe in anger as well. After a few seconds, the lights come to, and
the music fades out, leaving Greg Stillson standing face to face with Quentin
Barnes. Mr. Virtue is simply standing by the side of Stillson, and Barnes is
unsure what to think. It is only by this time that Barnes finally realizes
that Stillson has a steel chair wrapped in barbed wire in his possession. Barnes
stares in fury before jolting forward to attack the bullet holed psycho.
Stillson simply jolts the end of the chair up into the ribcage of Barnes, sending
Barnes bent over in pain.
MR “This is unreal . . . I can't believe Spyder --I mean, Stillson would turn
on Barnes. What a low life.”
HI “Awww, shut the fuck up, you're just mad because Stillson has those certain
words of wisdom that no one else has.”
MR “He has a steel chair wrapped in barbed wire.”
HI “Like I said, he has words of wisdom.”
Stillson smashes the chair against Barnes's exposed back, sending him to the
mat. He brings Barnes up, due to Virtue's orders, and whips him into the
ropes. Barnes sprints back and ducks under a swinging chair shot from Stillson. He
bounces off the ropes, but only to be surprised with Stillson's trademark
manoeuvre, "The Imploding Voice."
MR “My gawd, this is completely outrageous! Get someone out here!”
HI “Impossible, Virtue's the boss. And, since Stillson has sided with him, he
can do as he pleases”
MR “What a bastard.”
HI “A smart bastard”
Stillson now sets the chair up in the middle of the ring and places Barnes
sitting on the top rope. He climbs the rope with Barnes and points his finger
out at the fans of WsW, shouting obscenities and smiling sadistically. He grabs
Barnes and jumps backwards, hitting his finisher, "Disgustipated" onto the
barbed wire wrapped chair!!! The fans erupt into a "Holy Shit" chant and
Stillson rises, his back bloodied and torn. He stands and Virtue raises his arm
proudly. Trash has now begun to be thrown into the ring in disgust for the two
overpowering men in the ring. Stillson and Virtue both step out of the ring and
leave Barnes lying in his own pool of blood.
MR “. . .”
HI “Welp, that's all the time we have tonight! Haha, that was awesome! I
loved it, Michael, how about you?”
MR “. . .”
Jim Donnalley Vs Spade Vs Nate "X-Man" Grey
HI: THAT'S RIGHT; WE'RE KICKING OFF WITH A THREE WAY!!
'Seek and Destroy' by Metallica blasts over the PA System;
and Jim Donnalley runs out onto the stage, he paces down to the ring and swings
into the ring through the bottom ropes. Jim runs into the ropes and then jumps
up onto the top turnbuckle. He jumps back down onto the canvas and walks around
the ring, getting a light cheer from the crowd.
MR: I've heard nothing but good news about this kid
lately!
HI: Yeah, apparently he has some great highflying skills,
and is a break from the norm - can deliver submission and power moves...he
should be interesting to say the least.
'...' by some slob blasts over the PA System and Nate
storms down to the ring slides into the ring and mounts the turnbuckle. He jumps
back down as the crowd boos.
MR: Now here's someone a lot of people are talking about
backstage...
HI: Yeah I'm hearing a whole lot of shit
backstage...apparently he's on Jay V's hit list...not impressing at all.
'TNT' by ACDC blasts onto the PA System and Spade runs
straight from the back area and down to the ring, as he slides through the ropes
Jim attacks Nate from behind, Nate falls to the floor and Spade and Jim begin to
double team, kicking Nate anywhere they can. Spade picks Nate up and whips him
into the ropes, upon return they double team Russian leg sweep take down Nate.
The two men laugh as Nate holds his back in face in pain. Spade picks Nate up by
the hair, and Jim Superkicks him in the face Nate flops to the floor.
MR: The Tag Team are double teaming freely here!
HI: Man Oh man, this is going to be interesting!
Jim picks Nate up, and whips him into the ropes, upon
return Spade gores him down to the floor, and covers him 1...2...3!!!
WINNER = SPADE!!!
HI: Short, quick and oh by the way... a complete double
team!
As the two men mount the turnbuckles, the crowd boo
intensely as the owner; Jay V makes his way down to the ring with a microphone
in hand. He storms into the ring.
Jay V: Ladies...[the crowd boos harder] Ladies and
Gentlemen. I stand here tonight, not to make sweet chat to all you people
here...I'm here tonight, on business...so shut your mouths and let me get on
with it! You see, earlier today I received the final amount of medical results
from the rest of the talent on the roster, that includes our new signings and of
course...you, Mr. Grey. Around about half an hour ago I got to check over your
results, and I must say - I'm APPALLED! You see you told us you were a
fighter...someone who wrestled weekly AND has the stamina to last at least
twenty minutes. Problem is... You can't last two minutes! YOUR STAMINA SUCKS
ASS! In fact the WsW's official doctor told me that if you tried to last half an
hour, you'd end up in hospital. Hence the reason I asked Spade and Jim here to
get the job done in minutes. Mr Grey your first match in the WSW is also your
last, and I'd like to inform you...due to medical issues, and safety issues and
company policy - YOU'RE FIRED!
MR: WHAT!
HI: STRAIGHT INTO THE STRIDE GOES JAY V!
Jay V: Oh, and here's your marching orders...
Jay V throws a pink slip onto the chest of Nate 'X-Man'
Grey. And begins to make his way up the ramp...he pauses at the very top and
turns back to the ring.
Jay V: By the way...GET THE FUCK OUT MY RING!
Healy Startling: Welcome back Healy!!!...No parades or balloons on this occasion
'eh?
Healy walks to his trunk and pulls out his duffle bag, all smiles. Just then, CEO
Jay V approaches Healy without hesitation. With a clipboard and a headset on,
the bastard looks awfully busy...
Jay: Healy! What are you doing here?!
Healy: I was the 9th caller on WNYX Spin-Off show, and I won tickets AND a
backstage pass. HOW SWEET IS THAT!? Wait...Hey your not invited yet junior, by
the way how the hell did YOU get in the building? Get the f*ck outta here!
Healy shoves Jay to the ground and continues to walk. A
very angry Jay throws his headset down and attacks Healy from behind with his
clipboard. Healy no sells
Healy: ....
Jay: ....
Jay extends his hand
Jay: It's good to see you back.
Healy: It's good to be back.
The two shake hands and exchange evil grins. The grip on
the handshake gets tighter and tighter however as the innocent evil grins turn
into menacing frowns. Just then it looks like Healy gets the upper hand
Jay: Ow...Ow!...UNCLE! UNCLE!!!!
Healy laughs and relases the hold as he grabs his duffle
bag and walks off camera
Healy quickly hangs up the phone laughing
Healy: That was too good Healy .... I know Healy!
He looks at the mirror and points to himself in cocky fashion. Just then Jay
barges in, hearing all the commotion. He looks FURIOUS! We can hear Healy laugh
off camera as he throws a bundle of paper towards the boss, but misses his head
by 3 feet. Jay doesn't even flinch
The Fallen Vs Jean LeBeau Vs Liana
HI: Man am I looking forward to this match, three great
stars in the return of the federation...this is going to be something out of the
ordinary!
MR: You said that right Icon - I mean, you're a former
World, Intercontinental and Hardcore Champion of the WSW. So what do you think
about the return of the WSW and all the new talent we've got to play with?
HI: Personally Michael new talent, old talent or veterans
of the current days it doesn't matter, all that matters is they give 100% and
deliver the best they can give, you know WSW has ALWAYS been about finding the
next big star.
'Its all about the Benjamin's' by P. DIDDY begins to play
on the Simulation-tron, and stepping from behind the curtains comes Jean LaBeau.
He begins to strut down the aisle and slides into the ring; he climbs the
nearest turnbuckle and with an arrogant smile throws his arms into the air. He
jumps back down and begins to strut around the ring.
MR: Now here's a kid with some mighty fine potential, he
has everything to get wherever he wants in the business. All he needs to do is
put in time and effort.
HI: Rumour backstage is this kids got a lil' bit of a chip
on his shoulder.
'Bring me to Life' by Evanescence begins to kick in on the
Simulation-Tron and the 6'6 monster The Fallen steps out onto the stage, psyched
up he begins to intimidate the crowd to cheer louder as he makes his way down to
the ring, never taking his eyes of those of Jean LaBeau he walks up the steel
steps and climbs through the middle and top ropes, he props himself up against
the nearest turnbuckle, still looking at Jean LaBeau.
MR: You know something I actually think The Fallen is one
of those guys who has much to prove, so far he's bee mysterious...no one has
seen him before tonight.
HI: He needs to start making his presence felt if he wants
to begin pushing into the contentions for title shots.
'The Ace of Spades' by MotorHead cuts off the previous
song, as the lights dim down to a deep shade of purple, creating spirals on the
aisle way. Stepping from behind the curtain is Liana, as she makes her way down
the aisle with a huge smile on her face. She makes her way down to the ring and
slides into the ring, she stands up and stands in the middle of the ring, the
referee stands in between them all.
MR: Now this girl...we've been seeing a lot of her.
HI: And your saying that isn't for the best?
The referee rings the bell and the three begin to circle
the ring, Jean LaBeau pounces at The Fallen and clotheslines him to the floor,
as he turns around Liana kicks him in the gut and locks in a side headlock, she
begins to apply pressure, and as doing so - The Fallen begins to get to his feet
as he does so he kicks Jean LaBeau in the gut whilst Liana continues to apply
the pressure Liana then turns around and throws Jean out of the ring. She turns
around and glares at The Fallen - She begins to throw a few punches to him,
however Fallen simply grabs her by the ruff of her neck and throws her into the
turnbuckle. Liana begins to stumble out of the turnbuckle and The Fallen
superkicks her back into it. He turns around and Jean LaBeau kicks him in the
left knee, he whips him into the turnbuckle and upon return belly-to-belly
suplex's him across the ring.
MR: OUCH! How on earth did Jean manage to do that to the
6'6 monster!
HI: That WAS impressive, like we said he has all the
attributes to go all the way.
Jean picks The Fallen back up and delivers a perfectly
delivered Jaw Breaker. Jean begins to strut around the ring, as he makes his way
back over to The Fallen, Liana leg sweeps him down to the floor. She turns him
over onto his stomach and locks him in a Texas Cloverleaf submission hold. Jean
begins to reach for the ropes but is about six inches to far back. He begins to
scream in pain, Liana applies more pressure by arching her back, Jean begins to
give his all and crawl towards the ropes, grabbing the ropes the referee calls
for her to break the hold after a moment or two she does so.
HI: See now this is what's wrong...she needs to apply as
much pressure as possible, get as much submission in as possible until the
referee begins to count...that's the way to wear a guy down!
Liana kicks Jean in the gut and pulls him back into the
centre of the ring, and once again locks in the submission hold...this time
arching her back straight away getting as much pressure as possible to the hold.
MR: Like that you mean Icon?
HI: Damn right bitch...now shut up and watch the match!
As Liana holds the submission in place, The Fallen breaks
it up by smacking his elbow against the back of her neck. She drops to the
floor, The Fallen picks her up and whips her into the ropes, he goes for a
superkick, however Liana dodges out of the way of it, Fallen spins around and
Liana goes for a flying lariat, The Fallen just dodges the move in time. The two
stand facing one another. Liana runs at The Fallen and delivers a perfectly
timed dropkick right into the face of The Fallen, she remains on the floor
though, gaining back her breath. Jean LaBeau slides back into the picture out of
nowhere and rolls Liana up for the cover 1...2...KICK OUT!
MR: Man that would have been unfair!
HI: That's the nature of the game, trust me I've been in
plenty of elimination matches...its just so hard to win these...you get the
opportunity you take it straight away no questions asked!
Liana and Jean begin to exchange a few blows, Jean whips
her into the ropes and connects with a forearm clothesline into a side
hammerlock, Liana drops to her knee and raising her arms begins to gain
leverage, she begins to turn on the intake and upon doing so, Jean instantly
covers by hitting another jawbreaker. She drops to the floor holding her chin
region in pain. Jean attempts to pick her up but is clobbered to the floor by
The Fallen who then picks him back up and smacks him with a powerbomb. Jean
smashes into two halves on the floor, holding his back in pain from the
gruelling powerbomb! The Fallen picks Jean back up again and locks up for 'The
Book of Revelations'
MR: HERE COMES ONE OF HIS FINISHERS FOLKS WE COULD BE
SEEING THE FIRST ELIMINATION!
The Fallen connects with the derailer and Jean begins to
flop along the floor, The Fallen covers 1...2...Liana connects with her the KGSG
from the top turnbuckle breaking the pin fall!
HI: MAN THIS CHICKS GOT ATTITUDE...THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE!
Liana pulls The Fallen from Jean and covers him instead,
the referee begins to count 1...2...3!!!
MR: THE FALLEN IS OUT OF HERE! And Liana did that one in
style!
HI: And now we're down to two, Liana and Jean LaBeau!
MR: I have a feeling things are going to pick up big time
in this match now Icon!
HI: I think you could be right on that one Michael!
Liana and Jean remain on the canvas, both tired from the
already basic wrestling styled match. Jean is the first one to his feet, he
picks Liana up and whips her into the ropes, attempting a flapjack, making Liana
smash off the ropes and swing straight back down onto the canvas making not only
her neck hurt but also her back and the back of her head.
MR: NOW THAT ONE HAD TO HURT! A FLAPJACK ONTO THE ROPES
WITH SO MUCH INTENSITY IT FORCED HER TO SMACK STRAIGHT BACK ONTO THE CANVAS
AFTERWARDS!
HI: Yeah just like we said Mike shits about to pick up!
Jean staggers about for a moment, and then climbs out of
the ring, grabbing a steel chair...he folds it up and slides it into the ring,
leaving it down by the turnbuckle he picks Liana back up, and intentionally
throws her into the referee, who in turn falls and smacks his head against the
bottom turnbuckle.
MR: NOW HEY THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!
HI: AND NOW HE HAS A CHAIR IN HAND!
Jean wonders over to Liana with the chair in hand, and as
the crowd boos, he begins to stalk her, smacking the chair against the canvas
awaiting her to stand up. A few moments later Liana stumbles to her feet and as
she turns around Jean swings the chair, at the last moment available she dodges
out of the way, and as Jean turns around she dropkicks the chair right into his
face. He, and the chair fall to the canvas.
MR: BABY IS GOING UP!
HI: THIS ONE IS OVER BABY!
She mounts the turnbuckle for a second time, and once
again sets up for the KGSG she flies from the top rope, and as she is about to
connect Jean rolls out of the way...WHAM! Liana connects with the steel chair.
Jean...slowly but surely crawls over and places a hand on top of her.
MR: NO NOT LIKE THIS!!!!
HI: THE REFEREE IS STILL DOWN!
Slowly the referee begins to regain consciousness and
turns around and begins to hit a slow count 1...........2.........3 ~~ NO KICK
OUT!!!
MR: MY GOD!
HI: THAT'S ONE TOUGH BITCH MIKE!
MR: YOU CAN SAY THAT ONE AGAIN!
HI: Okay... THAT'S ONE TOUGH BITCH MIKE!
MR: ...
Jean slaps the floor with his palm, as the crowd rally
behind Liana. He picks the chair up, flips the bird to the crowd and awaits her
to get back up. The referee steps in and tries to pull the chair away from
him...he pulls back and lets rip slamming the chair against the referee's skull!
The referee drops to the floor, and the chair is also dented beyond use. He
throws the chair to the floor and picks Liana up, shouts something to the crowd
and goes for 'The Jackpot' at the last moment Liana gets out of the move, she
goes for a clothesline, he pulls her in and slams her with The Jackpot!!!
MR: ITS....OVER!
HI: What a twist of events!
Jean shakes his head and once again picks Liana up, her
body is all but broken now. He whips her into the ropes and locks in a side head
hammerlock. She drops straight down...and Jean begins to tighten his grip. Using
her free arm, Liana low blows Jean...who drops to the floor in pain holding his
genital region. Liana, however also stays down.
MR: Both wrestlers are down, and both have given a lot to
the match...but someone has to win...even though the referee is also
down...we'll continue this match until we have a winner!
HI: That's the beauty about the WSW dude...the match goes
until its finished...and that's the way it works!
Liana begins to stir, she crawls across the ring and drops
her arm over Jean, covering him. However the referee doesn't move, he's out cold
after that chair shot! A second referee runs down to the ring and begins to make
the count 1...2...Jean just raises his arm!
MR: Man what's it going to take to get this guy to stay
down!?!
HI: Mike remember man, this is the debut show...we gotta
kick off with a bang, as do all the wrestlers...its always best to get off to a
great start...and a great start is a WIN!
Liana begins to get to her feet, as does Jean, Liana kicks him just above the
nuts and BAM knocks him flat down with a DDT that however also took a lot out of
her and she drops down to the floor...starting to crawl she makes her way to the
turnbuckle. Using them she climbs back up to a propped position, looking groggy
she peers out to the crowd.
MR: ...I think she's gonna fly again!
HI: GO FOR IT GIRL! MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF!
Liana pulls herself up onto the top turnbuckle...and once
again flies with the KGSG...flash photography going as she does the 450
splash...SHE CONNECTS! And remains on top of him! The referee counts 1...2...3!!
WINNER = LIANA!!!
Healy: ...I'm here to .... Healy looks to his side. He
seems to be complaining and negotiating with someone...ISSUE AN OPEN
CHALLENGE!
Just then Jay dives on camera
Jay: No you bastard! YOUR APOLOGIZING FOR BRINGING YOUR
ASS BACK AND YOUR RETIRING!!!
Healy: I'm retiring YOUR MOM!!
Healy decks Jay and pushes him down
Healy: That's right! Anyone who wants to fight me, I'm going to the ring right
now!
Healy then looks at Jay and notices he's getting up. Healy books it down the
corridors as Jay continues in pursuit
Jay: THOSE COST $40,000!!
Healy: THEN WHY DO THEY SAY K-MART ON THE SIDE!??
Healy turns the corner noticing a few wrestlers discussing about the night's
events, that being Xtreme and Knife Point, who appear to be at a coffee
machine
Xtreme: Is there a problem here?
Knife Point: Yeah what the hell is going on!?
Healy looks panicked
Healy: Uhh..umm....Jay is trying to kill me! He's gone crazy!!
Healy looks back and Jay is quickly approaching
Xtreme: Alright just go...
Healy runs past the guys. Jay approaches the two
Jay: Why didn't you stop him!??
Knife Point: Okay just simmer down Jay and give us the gun..
Jay: WHAT GUN!??
Xtreme: Sssh....Calm down..
We see Healy in the back pointing and laughing at Jay going towards the ring
as Xtreme and Knife Point refuse to let Jay pass through the little corridor
Hardcore Rules - Kid Frost Vs Knife Point
HI: Damn am I looking forward to this match, this is going
to be something special...I have a feeling. You see to in shape guys like these,
you know they're going to deliver something special!
'Born to Reign' by Will Smith begins to play as Kid Frost begins to make his way
out onto the stage with a shopping trolley filled with hardcore goodies! He
slowly begins to wheel the cart down to the ring, and as he approaches the
bottom of the ring he begins to get a few of the weapons out and throw them into
the ring, a 2 by 4, a steel chair, small bag, Zippo lighter & a stop sign. As he
continues to throw the 'equipment' into the ring...a figure jumps over the crowd
barrier and pushes Kid Frost into the steel steps. He begins to punch Kid Frost
continuous.
MR: HEY IT'S KNIFE POINT! HE'S JUST RAN THROUGH THE CROWD!
HI: Hey...in this type of match...ANYTHING is doable.
Knife Point begins to stomp on Kid Frost; smashing his
head against the steel steps, six kicks later he picks him up and rolls him into
the ring, he too getting himself into the ring. The referee calls for the bell.
MR: Well this match is off and remember folks it's no
disqualification, no count outs, no submissions and of course...ANYTHING GOES!
HI: Damn I love these matches...but it's all the more
enjoyable when blood is shown!
Knife Point picks Kid up and whips him into the
turnbuckle, following up with a clothesline, Kid staggers out of the turnbuckle
and straight into a flapjack to the canvas. Knife Point looks around and picks
up the Stop Sign, he wedges it firm into position between the middle and top
turnbuckle-picking Kid up, he grabs him by the head and also by the tights and
begins to walk around the ring. He begins to run towards the turnbuckle, looking
to force his head into the turnbuckle, however Kid lifts his right leg and puts
it on the bottom turnbuckle, and stops himself from going into the turnbuckle.
Kid then elbows Knife Point in the gut and then slams his head into the stop
sign so hard that the sign dents so much it falls to the floor.
HI: WHAT A SHOT!
MR: That was something special there wasn't it?
Kid Frost staggers around for a moment, he checks his
forehead for blood and then picks Knife up and kicks him in the gut, DDTing him
to the canvas below he stands back up he picks Knife Point up and begins to
choke him on the ropes, wrapping his head between the bottom and middle ropes.
He then lets go and leaving him in the choke picks up the 2 by 4...runs into the
opposite ropes, and as he passes Knife Point he smacks the 2 by 4 against the
back of his legs, sliding then out of the ring he smashes the 2 by 4 against the
gut of Knife Point!
HI: WHAT A VARIATION THERE WITH THE 2 BY 4!
MR: MAN THAT WAS SICKENING!
Kid pulls the apron surrounding the ring away and from
underneath the ring pulls the 7ft tall ladder. Opening it up and slapping the
steel structure the crowd begins to cheer at the sight of the ladder. Kid slides
back into the ring and picks up Knife Point, he hits a punch, and Knife Point
begins to fight back...the two men begin to brawl across the ring exchanging
punches as they do so. Kid goes for another punch, however Knife Point dodges
out of the way and then whips him into the ropes upon return Knife Point smacks
a superkick into Kid's face and Kid falls to the canvas. This time Knife point
Goes out of the ring and grabs from the trolley a small black bag, he throws it
into the ring, and then puts the trolley upside, making everything come out of
the damn thing. He then turns the trolley back over and wheels it around to the
ladder.
MR: What the hell is he doing?
HI: Does anybody know what goes on in the mind of a
wrestler during a hardcore match? No, trust me the adrenaline makes you do
stuff....stuff to get noticed...sickening stuff!
Knife Point goes back under the ring and pulls out ANOTHER
ladder, and again sets it up against the other one. Once AGAIN he goes under the
ring but this time he pulls out a table. The crowd begins to uproar. Knife Point
props the table on top of the two ladders, and grabs the shopping trolley. He
throws it up on top of the ladder, upside down.
MR: WHAT THE...
HI: Jesus... I've never seen anything like this before!
And I've seen a LOT!
Knife Point goes back into the ring and picks Kid Frost
up, he throws a uppercut to him, Kid staggers back, drops to one knee, and as
Knife point begins to pounce, Kid low blows him, Knife Point too drops to his
knee's, kid swings to the side and picks up a steel trash can lid and swings it
across the face of Knife Point - doing some face rearrangement...hardcore
wrestling style. Kid gets to his feet and holds his chin in pain. He picks the
black bag up that Knife Point threw into the ring earlier, and as Knife Point
begins to stir, he smacks the bag around the face of him, forcing him back to
the floor. Kid drops the bag - not realizing the true extent as to what is in
the bag and instead opts for a walking stick. He picks the stick up and stalks
Knife Point. As Knife Point eventually begins to get around to being alive he
drives the walking stick right into the gut of Knife Point and follows with a
DDT right onto the black bag!
HI: WHY ISN'T HE USING THE CONTENTS OF THAT BLACK BAG
PROPERLY!
MR: I don't think he realizes what is actually in the
bag....
HI: WHAT!!! Didn't he learn anything from the Scotty Flash
Versus ME battles! How could anyone miss them...they happened everywhere for
god's sake!!!
Kid Frost begins to mount the turnbuckle. He flies from
the top turnbuckle with a flying elbow...however Knife Point manages to swing
out of the way...and both men remain on the floor in pain. Knife Point is the
first to his feet...and after coming around to realize he's still in the ring a
sick smile over comes his face as he picks up the small black bag. He climbs out
of the ring, and underneath the shopping trolley on top of the table he pours
the bag's content all around the area...everywhere! The silver and sharp tacks
scatter all over, and the crowd begins to cheer, Knife Point gets back into the
ring and picks Kid Frost up, and knee's him in the gut, he executes a perfect
suplex.
MR: Man that ring is like a War zone at the moment.
HI: Well DUH! It's a hardcore match Mike!
Knife Point picks Kid Frost up and whips him into the
ropes, he locks up for a suplex again - but Kid Frost blocks it and instead
locks up for a suplex...WHAM! He connects driving Knife Points back right on the
steel trash can lid. Knife Point jolts his back and holds it in pain, as he is
doing so, Kid Frost runs into the ropes and returns with an elbow drop right
onto the forehead of Knife Point. He then locks in a side hammerhead lock close
to the canvas, applying his bodies weight to hold Knife Point in place. Knife
Point begins to yell and tries to swing his arm to smack Kid Frost off of him.
However Kid Frost breaks the hold and using speed quickly turns his attention to
working on the legs by locking in an inverted Texas cloverleaf.
MR: What a move...
HI: Never seen that one before
Kid lets go of the hold and picks a groggy Knife Point up,
and hits a speedy Suplex, not releasing the headlock applied in the move, he
twists his hips and then hits him with a second...and then finally a third.
MR: A great series of suplexes right there!
As Kid picks Knife Point up, Knife Point smacks him with a
low blow, and then follows with a fast roll up 1...2...KICK OUT! Knife Point
picks grabs Kid by the hair...and then points to the structure he arose earlier
in the match. He throws Kid out of the ring, and then also follows him out. He
begins to climb the steel steps, and has Kid right behind him. Knife Point
climbs up onto the table...and then pulls Kid up onto it. The crowd roars as the
two men then begin to exchange right hands on the top of the table. Knife Point
hooks an uppercut, and then a low blow...and Kid Frost drops onto the shopping
trolley in pain...Knife Point then makes his way back down the construction,
shaking his head. The crowd boos.
MR: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING!?!?!
He reaches into the underneath of the ring and pulls the
15ft ladder out. The crowd erupts major style as he erects the ladder, and then
climbs to the very top of it. Peering down at Kid Frost, who is 8 foot below, he
raises his arms into the air. And then flies...hitting an Elbow drop from the
top of the structure...forcing Kid Frost to smash against the trolley
hard...straight through the table...and then onto the tacks on the floor below.
The crowd begins to blow the roof off of the building.
MR: THIS MATCH IS OVER! AND KID FROST IS BROKEN
HI: ...Kid Frost has to be finished in this match...and I
mean, he could be out for a while after that!
MR: Indeed...I think the EMT'S will be rushing down when
the match is finished...but rules state they can NOT intervene during a hardcore
match, and thus so have to wait till the end of the match!
HI: That's right...WSW runs the match until a winner is
announced!
MR: But my god...this has to push that rule to the
limit...Kid Frost...he must be severely hurting out there!
HI: That is just some of the prices fighters pay to get
noticed...a suplex doesn't make you great in this company...one stunt like that
doesn't make you great in this company...it takes weeks of putting your body on
the line, bleeding all the time AND dedication to get to be the greatest!
Knife Point is also hurt...however he begins to crawl
across the floor, holding the side of his ribs with his other arm. Bleeding all
over, he puts his arm over the broken, bloody and finished Kid Frost. The
referee begins to count 1...2...3!!!
MR: KNIFE POINT, ONE OF THE VETERANS OF THE WSW HAS WON
THIS MATCH!
HI: AND MAN OH MAN DOES HE HAS A NEW, AND KICK ASS
ATTITUDE! GREAT WIN, GREAT STYLE!
WINNER = KNIFE POINT!!!
Tim May: Hi there. I am here alongside a former WsW World Title contender, and
current active member to the roster, Xtreme! Xtreme, thanks for taking the time
for this interview.
The camera pans to the side as we see Xtreme standing there with a smirk on his
face, with his bright blonde spiky hair and a black "Taking it to the Xtreme!"
T-shirt and white lettering.
Xtreme: Not a problem, Tim. I can't wait to get back into the swing of things.
Tim May: Well thats great to hear, from what I understand the WsW is very happy
to have signed you once again. Was there any major factor that drove you to
return to WsW rather than one of the many other X-Net federations?
Xtreme grins, and shakes his head a little as he speaks.
Xtreme: Two things. Jay V, and the WsW World Championship. The last time that
I was a part of the WsW, I defeated Flood and was given a shot at the WsW World
Championship in the Tower Of Fear Match. The event was supposed to be on Pay
Per View, however due to some technical difficulties, the show never aired.
Well, the event did take place. I don't think that very many people know about
this, but it was Healy Startling and I right to the end. Either one of us could
have climbed out of that tower. So what happened? Jay V and Mike Melling came
out, and shocked us with fukking cattle prods! Jay V climbed out of the tower,
and pronounced himself.. and I quote "The last ever WsW World Champion!" Of all
the times that I've been screwed over in my entire career, THAT pissed me off
the most, by far. When I heard that the WsW was returning, I was skeptical at
first. I didn't want the same damn thing to happen again. However, with Jay V
running the show, revenge is inevitable. To take the WsW World Championship,
which was my goal for quite some time.. will be a great pleasure. To rub it in
Jay V's bloodied face, well.. that will be the greatest moment of my career.
Xtreme stares off into space, with a smile on his face, imagining how great the
future could be in the WsW.
Tim May: Well, that sounds like fun. But what about the competition in WsW?
Xtreme: What about it?
Tim May: Well, uhh.. there are some pretty tough competitors signed already.
Xtreme: Like who?
Tim May: Well, theres Quentin Barnes, Shawn Williams, Loki, Knife Point, Kid
Frost.. the list goes on.
Xtreme: Are you fukking serious?
Tim May: Well uhh..
Xtreme: Holy shyt.. if thats all that the WsW has, they may as well hand over
the World Title right now. I'm not here to fukk around with these nobodies.
Tim May: I see. Well, since you're at the arena, do you have anything planned
for tonight?
Xtreme smirks.
Xtreme: You'll see.
Tim May: Alrighty then. Good luck in the WsW. Thanks for your time.
Xtreme: Yeah, later Tim.
Healy: *gasping for air* WsW!! I'm back!!
The fans roar in applause
Healy: And first, I'd like to...*pant*...Issue an...an
open challenge! Anyone who wants to take me on! BRING IT! I'm back baby and I
wanna prove that 5 months on the shelf means nothing and that I'm still the
be...
Healy's entrance pyro's go off
Healy: What the fu...Anyways, anyone who wants to step
into the ring the Mr. Undefeated in WsW, I welcome you!
Some weird theme which sounds like a cross between the
Sesame Park theme and some Diana Ross tune plays over the PA as the announcer
announces..
Announcer: Approaching the ring...From Madrid, Spain.
Weighing in at 85 pounds. SHE IS THE SPAIN WRESTLING FEDERATION WOMEN'S MIDGET
CHAMPION......HURLA HURLEY!!!!!!!!
Hurley makes her way to the ring in a quick entrance with
her title. Healy, in panic, leaves the ring
Healy (to the announcer): ... HAHAHAH! This was the best
they could do? Spain's women's midget champion!??
Hurley: ¡Consiga en el anillo!
Healy (to the announcer): I think that's Spanish for "You
stole my Taco Bell!"
Healy rolls into the ring as an appointed official calls
for the bell
MR: Well it looks like we have an impromptu match!
HI: By the looks if it though, Hurla Hurley has the upper
hand.
Hurley runs towards Healy as the two square off. He simply
boots her to the face
MR: SHOCKING Boot to the face by Healy!
HI: This is a stellar match already!!
MR: Oh would you stop it, he's 6'4 and SHE'S 4'3!!! Healy,
picking up Hurley now BY THE HAIR NO LESS! Oh c'mon!!
HI: This is great! WHAT A MATCH!
MR: Healy now...Turning her upside down and...Oh we've
seen this done before...It's the 8th Grade mugging!!
Healy, with Hurley upside down, is shaking her as if to
get any loose change out of her
HI: Reminds me of my freshman years...
MR: Healy now going to the outside. What's he looking for
under the ring? Oh God, he's got a garbage can.
With a sick smile as the fans roar in approval, he throws
the can into the ring. He wastes no time getting back in
HI: I think I know where he's going with this one..
MR: I think your right... Healy sets the garbage can
upright and...Oh this is sick! I can't watch!
HI: He's doing it!!!
Healy places the can by the top rope. He goes to the top
with Hurla as her body is limp as a rag doll. He stands on the top rope in
piledriver position with Hurla. He then jumps OVER the garbage can, dropping
Hurla headfirst into the can. He simply laughs
MR: JUST END IT!!
HI: I admit that was a little far... BUT I LOVE IT!
Healy takes Hurla out of the can and lays on stands on her
pimp body for a pin
MR: One...Two...Three. Was there ever any doubt?
HI: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!
Healy is awarded Spain's Woman Midget championship. He
briefly celebrates but Jay is seen at the top of the ramp running towards him.
Healy jumps out of the ring and gets lost in the crowd
He busts the window open and hops in as the alarm goes off. Healy claps twice
and the alarm shuts off. THE CLAPPER!
He gets in the car and hotwires it. It starts up!!! Healy throws the duffle bag
out the window and yells
Healy: SEE YOU IN SAN FRAN BIATCH!!
Healy wastes no time leaving the arena. The camera shows him leaving the
underground parking lot, but stopping at the exit to pay for his parking. He then
disappears into the night. Jay gets up and dusts himself off. Jay starts to pace back and forth, staring at his watch. A limo finally pulls up as Jay taps his foot impatiently. The door opens and out steps "The Wolf" Quentin Barnes. He casually walks past Jay, pretty slowly actually.
Quentin Barnes Vs Shawn "Pretty Boy" Williams Vs Loki