Graveltrap's single S.R.J. starts to play as the fans at the Pacific Bell Park Stadium start to jump around, drunkenly, waving their home made signs. "Lovely Liana", "Donnalley Sucks", "Xtreme for the fukking prez!" and "A Barnes Storm is coming" are clearly visible
MR: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WE'RE STILL HERE!! WORLD SIMULATION WRESTLING BRINGS TO YOU MONDAY NIGHT MUTINY!!!
HI: That's right fat boy, and we've got one HELL of a show lined up for you. I hear that Jay's making a special announcment about WsW's first PPV, too!
MR: Without anymore introduction, let's go straight into the first match!
Opening Match
MR: TIME TO START THE NIGHT OFF WITH A BANG, AND WHAT BETTER
BANG THEN A TAG TEAM MATCH???
HI: WELL, I CAN THINK
OF QUITE A FEW BETTER BANGS, BUT THIS TAG TEAM MATCH COMES IN A CLOSE 443rd.
At this time, “Never Gunna Stop” by Rob Zombie blears from
the public announce system, and Donnelley & Spade make their way down the ramp.
They are met with a chorus of boos. The two wrestlers ignore the jeers and
slide into the ring, where they each pose on a top turnbuckle.
HI: What’s wrong with these fans? Why on earth would they be
booing these two supposed fan favorites?
MR: Because of what happened on last week’s mutiny. You were
there, but let’s give the fans that happened to miss the show a chance to catch
up.
The replay
from Mutiny starts rolling. The first clip showing the double team Russian leg
sweep, the second clip showing the vicious superkick, and the last clip showing
the vicious Irish whip into a Gore. The video package ends with Jay V tossing
the pink slip at Nate “XMAN” Grey and yelling “YOU’RE FIRED!!!”
After the video package, the fans boos reach a whole new
fever pitch.
MR: If you ever want to lose the respect of the fans,
associate yourself with Jay V.
HI: Looks like I got some associating to do.
MR: Indeed.
“Bad to the
Bone” by George Thorogood thunders across the arena, and the full capacity crowd
screams its approval as The Trend Setters make their way down the ramp. When
they get to the end they give each other a quick glance then slide into the ring
where they are promptly met by Donnalley and Spade.
MR: AND AWAY WE GO!!!
HI: Your powers of observation are amazing…
In the ring,
the ref has broken up the two teams, with Brandon Clayborne and Spade left in
the ring. Clayborne and Spade lock up in a traditional Collar and Elbow
tie-up. Spade utilizes his height and weight advantage and forces Clayborne
into a side headlock. Clayborne quickly pushes Spade off and into the ropes and
hits a Spinning Wheel Kick on the return. Spade quickly makes his way back to
his feet, only to be knocked back down by a dropkick from Clayborne. Clayborne
quickly tags his partner in, much to the delight of the fans, then turns around
and drags Spade into their corner.
MR: Quite a reaction these fans are giving the Trend Setters.
Royal flips
over the top rope and hits a knee drop, then spins to his feet and drops an
elbow on the sternum of Spade. Royal then runs across the ring to bounce off
the ropes, but is caught in the back with a knee from Donnalley. Royal turns
around to deal with Donnalley, only to be clipped from behind by Spade. Spade
tags Donnalley in, then holds Royal in place for Donnalley to attack. Donnalley
delivers several kicks to Royal’s midsection before the Ref forces Spade to exit
the ring.
Donnalley & Spade vs. The Trend Setters
MR: Good to see the ref is doing his job in there.
HI: So that’s his job…
Donnalley tosses Royal into the ropes and delivers a front Sambo slam when Royal bounces back. Donnalley lays on top of Royal. “1…kickout”
MR: Donnalley not even taking the time to hook the leg. A little early in the match but a hooked leg could mean the difference between a pin and a kickout.
HI: Some people aren’t that smart though. Take The Trend Setters. They aren’t smart at all since they tried to help Barnes last week. However, Donnalley and Spade don’t quite show intelligence…look at their way cool tag team name…Donnalley & Spade. REAL original.
Back in the ring, Donnalley continues to take advantage of his momentum, as he delivers several punches and chops to Royal. Royal finally blocks a punch and starts returning fire, only to receive a hard kick in the stomach as a reward. Donnalley then places Royal into a Front Headlock and signals upwards.
MR: Looks like he’s going for his variation of a vertical suplex into a bodyslam.
Donnalley lifts Royal high into the air, but seems to lose control of him as Royal flips over and grabs Donnalley’s head on the way down. Both men lie panting on the ground.
MR: INCREDIBLE! Royal reversed the attempted jackhammer and turned into a falling neckbreaker. However, his back took a lot of that fall, doing just about as much damage to himself as he did to Donnalley. Both men need to make the tag.
HI: Both men are giving their all to reach their partners.
In the ring, both men make the tag to their respective partner, making the fans scream wildly. Clayborne flies across the ring and knocks Spade to the mat with a clothesline. He turns around and repeats the move on Donnalley. Clayborne signals for the end as he catches a dazed Spade with a Downsouth Drop! “1…2...-“ The count is interrupted as Donnalley pulls Clayborne off his partner and to his feet. Clayborne gets doubled over by a kick to the midsection, then crashes face first to the mat as Donnalley delivers a fameasser from a stationary position. Before he can do further damage to Clayborne, Donnalley gets caught from behind by Royal, who puts him in a Doubled Arm Chicken Wing.
MR: Royal calls that the Royal Pain!
HI: Well, Royal and Donnalley aren’t the legal men, so all they can do is be royal pains in each other’s ass; neither can win the match.
MR: You ARE paying attention!
HI: It’s been known to happen…
Back in the ring, Spade slowly uses the ropes to return to a standing position. He quickly breaks the hold that Royal has on Donnalley, and the two partners start double teaming Royal. After several kicks and punches, Royal falls to the mat where his beating continues as Donnalley delivers a dozen or so kicks to his head and midsection. Meanwhile, Spade picks up Clayborne who was trying to make his way to his feet, and places him onto the top turnbuckle. Before he can pursue whatever move he was going to attempt, Spade’s leg is grabbed by Royal as Royal tries to pull himself to his feet. Donnalley comes from behind Royal and pulls him off, then motions for Spade to get ready in the corner opposite of the one Clayborne is on. Spade positions himself in a three-point-stance, as Donnalley lifts Royal to his feet.
MR: I think they’re going for the Stun Gun!!!
HI: This move doesn’t just stun, it can possibly end careers!
MR: Nate Grey suffered a concussion from last week when Donnalley & Spade hit this move on him.
HI: Stun Gun. What a cool name…too bad they couldn’t have spent more time on their tag team name…
Donnalley goes to Irish Whip Clayborne toward Spade, but Clayborne reverses the move and ends up on the receiving end of Spade’s Gore. Spade looks up in horror as his tag team partner lets out a cry of anguish.
MR: GOOD GOD! THEY JUST DELIVERED A STUN GUN TO THEMSELVES! HELL OF A REVERSAL BY CLAYBORNE.
HI: This kid is good. Not as good as I mind you. But good, nonetheless.
Back in the ring, Donnalley rolls out of the ring and hits the floor with a thud. Spade turns around only to be kicked in the stomach by Royal, lifted into the air in a crucifix position, and slammed down hard on the mat.
MR: ROYAL EXECUTION ROYAL EXECUTION!!!
HI: It’s over! But wait, he’s not the legal man. What’s he going to do now?
As if to answer Hardcore Icon, Royal rolls to the side just in time to avoid being hit by his own tag team partner Clayborne, as he jumps off the top rope and hits a shooting star press on Spade.
MR: 180 PROOF!!!
HI: Do you have to scream all the finishing maneuvers?
Clayborne hooks both of Spade’s legs in the middle of the ring 1...
MR: What a duo of moves!
2...
HI: It’s definitely over.
...3!!
WINNERS = THE TREND SETTERS!!!
The Trend Setters pose triumphantly on opposite turnbuckles as Spade is pulled out of the ring by Donnalley. The fans do nothing but cheer the two young wrestlers.
MR: What an impressive debut for this new tag team. WHAT A WAY TO START THE NIGHT OFF!
HI: I’d drink to that…if they let us drink on the premises… Where’s Barnes and his Jack Daniels when you need him?
Just as Clayborne and Royal look set to leave, we see Jstuin Bred, his girlfriend/sister Rachel and a rooster in a cage. Or so we think, the rooster escapes the cage and starts running around the ring.
Justin Bred: Aww darn it
Justin hops the railing and starts chasing the rooster around the ring. Clayborne starts laughing at Justin who finally catches the rooster
Justin Bred: You shouldn't be laughin' young'un. 'Specially not after that there darn match you jus' hayed
The Trend Setters exchange odd looks as Justin Bred gets back to his seat
We're taken to the car park where A black Limo pulls up. The door opens and out steps "The Wolf" Quentin Barnes. He looks around with a smirk on his face as he grabs his bag and proceeds to the entrance. He stops to sneer over at Jay V, who has a headset on and is shouting at a young member of the ring crew. Barnes walks over and steps in between the young boy and Jay V. Jay's top lip curls in anger as he stares at Barnes.
Jay V: What the Hell do you want?
Barnes: I just wanted to know if there's a problem here
Jay V: It has NOTHING to do with you Barnes...
Barnes: Maybe not, but I'd like young Jim-Bob to help me take my bags to my locker room...
The young boy smiles and carries Barnes' bags as Barnes smirks at Jay, who shouts after them
Jay V: Well kid, pack your own bags after that... YOU'RE FIRED!!
Match 2 We come back from a
commercial break as all four competitors are inside the ring HI: This should be
a great match… MR: Well most of
these guys tonight are looking to make a name for theirselves here tonight, on
mutiny. HI: I was being
sarcastic Mike… This match is gonna blow… All four
competitors look around at each other; Shawn Williams is first to attack when he
leaps onto Kid Frost smacking him with everything he has got. Ciara grabs Shawn
off of Frost but Shawn responds with a right hand to the face of Ciara, Jean
LeBeau finally gets into the match when he delivers a huge back body drop on
Ciara sending his opponent rolling out of the ring. HI: Ciara is hurt
and I think I like it!! MR: What happened
to you loving women wrestlers? HI: Ciara’s
different… She’s… ugh Shawn and Kid Frost
trade punches in the middle of the ring…Frost locks Shawn in an arm lock but
Shawn wriggles free and kicks Frost in the back of the knee, Shawn bounces off
the ropes and delivers a bulldog. Jean runs across the ring and hits Shawn with
a huge clothesline and Jean looks for the cover, he only gets a long one count.
Jean picks up Shawn and whips him off the ropes and looks for another
clothesline, Shawn ducks and smacks Jean in the face with a forearm and delivers
a scoop slam. Shawn shouts something and runs towards the second ring rope and
delivers a brilliant looking lionsault. Shawn hooks the legs but Kid Frost
breaks it up before the count of three. MR: A Fast paced
match-up so far, Icon HI: I wish it’d go
quicker…
Kid Frost kicks and
beats Shawn down to his knees and then bounces off the ropes, Frost is looking
for something but Shawn blocks and it and sends Frost high into the air and over
the top rope, Frost crashes on to Ciara who is holding her head and neck in
pain. Shawn looks over the top rope and both Ciara and Kid Frost are making it
to there feet. Shawn nails a baseball slide on both Frost and Ciara sending both
of them crashing into the guard rail. Jean grabs Shawn in a headlock and begins
to tighten his grip…Shawn pushes him off, Jean comes back off the ropes, he
looks for a clothesline Shawn Williams ducks and smacks Jean with The G Spot
(Sweet Chin Music) he roles across Jean for the one, two, three. HI: Shawn Williams
just handed everyone their ass… MR: Shawn Williams
showing he is one of the best in this company HI: I wouldn’t go
that far, I’d just say these three are going to be looking for a new job
tomorrow morning.
Match 3
“I Ran” by Flock of seagulls plays as the lights flash different colours. Healy
comes down to the ring with his Spanish Women’s Midget Championship. He slides
into the ring and poses for the crowd before “I’m Going Slightly Mad” by Queen
plays. Krazy Kris rushes down the ramp and slides into the ring. The bell sounds
as the two men circle each other, Krazy makes a jump at Healy, however Healy
dodges, and as Krazy turns is met with a clothesline, Healy jumps over Krazy and
then grabs him, locking for a suplex. As he raises him straight into the air,
Krazy dead weights, and on the way down grabs Healy by the head turning the move
into a face plant. He covers 1…2…kick out. Both men get back to there feet and
circle one another. Healy pounces at Krazy, he dodges and Healy runs into the
ropes and then hits him with a flying forearm.
MR: Great flying
forearm there by Healy. HI: You know, this
match is going to be off the wall filled with high flying twists and turns…it’ll
be awesome! MR: You’ve got to
love the high flying style of these men! HI: Krazy wants
that Women’s title more than anything!! Healy picks Krazy
up and locks in a side hammer headlock, applying pressure to the hold…Krazy,
using his weight begins to pull Healy towards the ropes, Healy paying attention
lowers the move to the floor, grounding Krazy’s weight. However Krazy responds
by locking his legs around Healy’s head and converting Healy’s submission move
into a leg-style hammerlock. Healy quickly grabs the ropes and the hold is
broken, as both men get to there feet the crowd cheers them both on.
MR: Man Oh man, the
crowd is showing nothing but love for these two tonight. HI: This will be
off the wall Mike. When two high-flying styled wrestlers fight…there is nothing
but edge-of-the-seat action for the entire match…and you must love it!
Krazy and Healy
hook up; they twist and turn across the ring locked trying to force one another
back. Healy gets the advantage and thrusts Krazy into the turnbuckle, hitting
him with a short arm clothesline Krazy drops into the turnbuckle. Healy mounts
the occupied turnbuckle, and locks for a Hurricanrana, he arches his back and
lets loose, using power Krazy pulls Healy back up, running forth and delivering
a sit down powerbomb in the centre of the ring. He covers 1…2…KICK OUT!
MR: Great move
there! Krazy gets to his
feet and staggers around the ring. He drops a knee in the face of Healy and then
climbs out of the ring. Standing on the outer canvas he jumps up onto the ropes
and delivers a gruelling springboard leg drop. He covers Healy again but this
time gets a 1 count. Healy begins to stir and as he gets to his feet, Krazy runs
into the ropes and hits a dropkick into his face. He goes for another cover
1……2……kick out. MR: I think Krazy
wants to end this match quickly! Krazy looks pissed
that Healy managed to kick out of the move. As he picks him up Healy punches him
in the lower stomach, runs into the ropes and delivers an earth shattering knee
into the jaw, Krazy falls to the floor holding his jaw in pain. Meanwhile Healy
mounts the turnbuckle and signals to the crowd with a cutthroat type pose.
Jumping from the turnbuckle he hits a corkscrew Moonsault, into a cover
1……2……KICK OUT. MR: JESUS THAT WAS
SOMETHING DIFFERENT!!! Healy sits up
shocked at what just happened. He begins to pick Krazy up and as he does so
Krazy breaks back, the two men begin to exchange right hands with one another.
Healy kicks Krazy in the gut before he gains momentum and hits a quick DDT. He
hooks the leg. 1….KICK OUT as Healy goes to get to his feet, Krazy martial art
leg sweeps him back to the canvas, and quickly locks in a Half Boston Crab
Submission hold. MR: HE’S GONNA
TAP!! HI: MAN LOOK AT THE
INTENSITY IN THE EYES OF KRAZY…HE WANTS THIS MATCH AND THE TITLE SO BAD!
MR: HE’S GOING TO
SNAP THE LEG OF HEALY! Healy begins to
twist his hips, and as he gets onto his left side of his body, using his free
leg he kicks Krazy away. However, he’s hurt and holds his leg in pain from the
submission hold. Krazy moves back in closer and grabs the leg he hurt and hits a
quick knee drop. Healy begins to tap the mat in pain, and holding his knee in
position begins to pull Healy’s shin upwards. MR: Smart move by
Krazy working on the injured knee! HI: He’s going all
out on Healy – it’s a match of intensity, quick paced, fast action…but
devastating results! MR: The thing with
high-flying wrestlers I find is that with all the bumps they take there energy
levels are low…it takes months of practice to get the stamina to perform on the
highest levels in this business with that style of wrestling – many more months
to perform at the top of levels for world championship belts… HI: Yeah I
understand, my brother was like that…it took him months before he gained his
first world title…months of practice and dedication – but these two guys in the
ring are close to getting to that level…they’re both performing on top
levels…they’ll be riding at the top no doubt I got that feeling. Krazy breaks the
hold and grabs Healy by the hair, he begins to lift him to his feet, Healy hops
on one leg. Krazy, runs into the ropes, dodges past Healy and before Healy can
hope around Krazy returns and clotheslines the injured knee. As Healy lies on
the canvas, Krazy mounts the turnbuckle… MR: HE'S GONNA
FINISH THIS MATCH HERE FOLKS! HI: OH MAN I LOVE
THIS MOVE!!! THE INSANE PAIN!!!
Krazy covers 1……………2………………3!!!!! MR: KRAZY WINS IT!
HI: BUT MAN OH MAN
DID HEALY GIVE IT SOME! MR: FOLKS COMING UP
NEXT IS THE STIPULATION TITLE MATCH…AND I HAVE A FEELING THE NIGHT IS GOING TO
GET BETTER YET!!!
WINNER = KRAZY KRISTOPHER!!!
We appear
backstage, in what looks like to be Riggs locker room. Riggs is sat on a table
with his feet propped up on a chair. He is sat in utter silence with his head
down and he slowly begins to tape his wrists. He shakes his head and then does
it again and then all of a sudden the door swings open and in walks Betty the
Bitch. She is wearing very tight cat suit but with a neckbrace on. She kind of
stumbles towards Riggs and grabs the chair Riggs feet are on. She looks at him
for a few seconds, Riggs seems to have ignored her presence altogether. Betty: Riggs…Look
at me, Riggs I haven’t see you since the car accident how have you been? Riggs just carry’s
on looking at the floor and continues to tape his wrists. Betty looks annoyed
and tries again. Betty: Riggs can
you hear me? I know your match is soon…RIGGS! Riggs carry’s on
what he is doing and seems to not know Betty is even there. Betty: Richard,
look at me… Riggs head shoots
up and he stares a hole right through Betty. He tilts his head to the side and
then moves closer towards Betty virtually nose to nose and says. Riggs: Don’t you
ever, ever call me that… Betty leans forward
herself and grabs the left cheek of Riggs and pulls it. Betty: Well if I am
going to stop calling you the name you hate…You can do me a favour you can go
out there and battle your little brains out and come back home with that title. Riggs: Betty I
don’t have a home. (Cut Off by Betty) Betty: Sure you do
with me sweet cheeks. Riggs: This world
isn’t my home…I have a purpose and that’s all I want to do with my life, battle
for the people I love… Betty: You love me
don’t you baby? Riggs: Betty…I am
not going to win that title for you or me…Now leave me alone. Riggs gets up and
walks back out of the room and slams the door behind him, the camera pans around
to see Betty leaning on the table thinking and shaking her head in a very
shocked manner.
Match 4
"'03 Bonnie &
Clyde" by Jay-Z feat Beyonce Knowles plays as Knife Point makes his way out to
the ring. He slaps the hands of a few fans as he gets into the ring. MR: Knife Point
picked up an impressive victory last week, but surely after that Hardcore Match
he must be feeling a little sore? HI: Don’t talk
to me about sore from Hardcore Matches, Knife Point needs to do it week in, week
out for years before he can complain to me. “Come Out and
Play” by The Offspring hits as Riggs comes out to a huge ovation! He goes down
the ramp and into the ring, staring down Knife Point MR: Riggs
making his WsW debut here, for one of the most coveted titles to grace the WsW
Halls. HI: Riggs has
certainly thrown his name around in his career, we predict big thigns from him. “Scream” by The
Misfits plays as Doyle gets NO response and rolls into the ring. MR: Anything to
say about him? HI: I’ll say it
off air… Finally, “Gates
of Babylon” by Rainbow play as former WsW World Champion Stryfe comes out to a
huge ovation of respect! He pumps his fist to the crowd as he slides into the
ring. All four men are in the ring, as the referee raises the belt, the bell is
rung, and the referee quickly hands the title to the timekeeper. The four men
waist no time and get down to business. Knife Point and Riggs begin to fight as
does Doyle and Stryfe. The camera cuts straight to Knife Point and Riggs as they
exchange punches with one another. Riggs takes advantage and kicks him in the
gut he grabs him by the head and throws him into the middle turnbuckle.
MR: Okay folks let me lay the situation down for you all; this is a three-fall
match for the Stipulation Title. The first stipulation is a First Blood
match…The second a Hardcore Match and the third a Chain and Ladder match!
HI: Hell yeah! This is going to be something big and special… The stipulation
title is our very own ‘playground title’ for all you who are wondering why we
don’t have a hardcore title. This is that and a Japanese title wrapped all into
one. The holder picks a stipulation and only ever defends the title in that
stipulation!
Meanwhile Stryfe is beating down Doyle. He hits him with a quick suplex and
begins to throw punches into the head, trying to open him up on the forehead. He
picks him up and whips him into the turnbuckle, following up with a clothesline
to the neck. As he falls back out of the turnbuckle Stryfe hits a sidewalk slam.
Riggs and Knife Point are currently battling outside of the ring; the two men
continue to exchange right hands with one another, Knife Point kicks Riggs in
the right knee and then whips him into the security banister. Riggs back
connects with the banister and he drops to the floor, Knife Point begins to kick
him in as he sits slumped.
MR: Every one of these guys are being aggressive tonight!
Stryfe has Doyle against the turnbuckle, as he punches him in the stomach, he
pulls back and hits him with another clothesline against the neck, and he grabs
Doyle by the hair and pulls him out of the turnbuckle and lifts him up onto his
shoulder. Stryfe runs at the opposite turnbuckle and throws Doyle against the
top turnbuckle, sending Doyle’s head directly in contact with the metal part
holding it in place.
HI: See now he’s trying to do this because he wants to make Doyle bleed quickly.
In a three fall match a First blood match is a blessing…it’s so easy to make a
man bleed…get that done quicker and deal with the harder battles that’ll soon
follow!
Stryfe picks Doyle up once again and hits a fast DDT, knocking Doyle out cold on
the canvas. Stryfe, taking advantage quickly gets to his feet and exposes the
turnbuckle in the corner. He picks Doyle up, and whips him into the ropes, upon
return he knee’s him in the gut and lifts him for a powerbomb. He circles the
ring and then plants Doyle back-of-head first onto the exposed turnbuckle.
MR: MY GOD A POWERBOMB ONTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE…HE HAS TO BE BLEEDING!
The referee is the first to the scene and after a quick examination he calls for
the bell. Stryfe raises his hands in the air, pleased at gaining the first fall
of the match. However outside of the ring Riggs and Knife Point has both taken
notice and are quickly on the case as they both exchange fast paced right hands
as they slug it out next to the fans. Knife Point dodges a punch and hits a fast
jawbreaker on Riggs, he pulls the canvas aside and from underneath pulls a trash
can lid, however, as soon as he stands back up Stryfe baseball slides out of the
ring, sending the trash can into the face of Knife Point.
MR: Okay folks, a quick update, the second fall shall be a hardcore match! Doyle
has been eliminated leaving only Stryfe, Riggs and Knife Point.
HI: This fall will be the hardest; especially for Stryfe…these two guys are
going to work on him hard…he’s the main target after making the first fall!
Stryfe gets to his feet quickly and as he does so is met by a club to the back
of the neck by Riggs, Stryfe doubles over and Riggs quickly throws him head
first into the Steel Steps. Riggs then begins to kick Stryfe in the gut, arms
and the head especially. As he continues to kick Stryfe’s ass slugfest style,
Knife Point, using the trash can slams it against the head of Riggs.
MR: See this is the advantage of the odd guy in the three way matches…wait till
he can be bothered…
HI: It’s not like that at all…you gotta keep fresh and on your toes being the
odd guy. The others know he’s there…so if he likes it for too long he’s going to
get caught out…it’s trying to find the right time to do so, ya know?
Knife Point grabs Riggs and rolls him into the ring, from underneath the ring he
pulls a Singapore cane and slides into the ring. He stalks Riggs and as he
begins to get to his feet Knife Point quickly slams the Singapore cane against
the ribs of Riggs, and then snaps the cane as he smacks it against the back of
Riggs neck. Stryfe begins to stir on the outside of the ring, Knife Point slides
out of the ring and charges at Stryfe, however Stryfe measures it and picks
Knife Point up, flapjacking him onto the steel steps.
MR: OUCH!
HI: Big Move…big move! He needs to pin him now and get him out of this match!
MR: Stryfe looks to be getting something from under the ring….Oh my….
Stryfe pulls from under the ring a table, as he begins to set it up, He quickly
turns his attentions and slides into the ring he grabs the fallen Riggs and
pulls him to his feet, Stryfe picks Riggs up over his head and military presses
him from the inside to the outside of the ring! The crowd roars!
MR: Now that one had to hurt!
HI: I’ve had that one done to me once before, and let me tell you, I’d never
wish that on anyone! Nowhere to run or hide or shield yourself in the air…you
gotta take the hit…and it’s always gonna hurt!
Stryfe climbs back out of the ring and begins to set the table up once again. He
then grabs Knife Point by the hair and pulls him over to the deadly weapon and
pulls him up onto the table, levelling him with another punch in the face to
flatten him out. Stryfe climbs up onto the ring’s outer side, and cheers to the
crowd, he jumps for a leg drop, Knife Point rolls out of the way and Stryfe goes
straight through the table. All three men remain down on the outside of the
ring.
MR: Man, this is going to be carnage isn’t it?
HI: What the hell are you talking about…it all ready is! It’s going to get
fucking interesting…THAT’S WHATS COMING!
Knife Point is the first to begin to stir, soon followed by Riggs; both men are
to there feet and once again exchanging punches. Riggs kicks Knife Point in the
gut and DDT’S him onto the safety mat. Riggs gets back to his feet and begins to
yank at the safety mat, pulling it away and then throwing it out of the way to
expose the concrete floor. He yells out to the crowd who responds with a loud
cheer.
MR: This doesn’t look good…someone could seriously get hurt on that unforgiving
cold concrete!
HI: Oh dude…This isn’t going to be good at all.
Riggs grabs Knife Point and pulls him over to the concrete. He kicks him in the
gut and then grabs him by the waist…
MR: Its looks as though he’s going for a Belly-to-belly, Riggs pulls and…OH MY
GOD! A BELLY TO BELLY ONTO THE CONCRETE BELOW! JESUS, KNIFE POINT LOOKS OUT!
HI: Hey since when where you told you could do play by play? You trying to out
do me bitch?
Riggs picks Knife Point’s broken body back up and pulls him in for a DDT
HI: WOOO HOO!
MR: No come on…this is sick Icon…well… then again so are you!!!
Riggs blasts Knife Point’s head onto the concrete with the DDT! Knife Point is
open and begins to bleed at the head! Riggs drops onto the body and covers.
1……2……3!!!
MR: THE SECOND FALL IS OVER AS RIGGS DRIVES KNIFE POINT TO HIS END IN THIS MATCH
WITH TWO POWER MOVES ONTO EXPOSED CONCRETE! HE ENDED THIS FALL FAST!
HI: But this next fall is going to be a bitch…one on one between Stryfe and
Riggs in a chain match…but with a twist. The only way to get the title is by
climbing the ladder…
The referee calls for the one minute clock to be imposed for the two men to have
a quick break. As the clock shows the referee is handed the stipulation title he
hooks it to a wire that is then hoisted up into the air. A ladder is placed in
the corner of the ring, He is then handed a 2-meter long chain, he calls for
both men to get into the ring – he hooks Riggs up to the chain and then to
Stryfe. A buzzer is sounded and the bell is rung, Riggs gets straight to it,
running at Stryfe and clotheslining him, Stryfe staggers back slightly but
doesn’t fall down and then yanks the chain, swinging Riggs around, he grabs
around half a meter’s worth of the chain and swings it at Riggs, Stryfe then
pulls at the chain.
MR: This is one of the most brutal matches out. These two men, with out a doubt
will show you all why soon!
Riggs heads for a punch, but Stryfe manages to dodge out of the way. As he
swings around to the back of Riggs he locks the chain around Riggs neck and
applies a choke.
HI: You know the maddest thing about this match is…that choke…is legal. A choke
that could kill someone! Man I love this match!
Stryfe kicks Riggs to one knee and then pulls back with the chain, swinging him
down to the floor. The crowd roars as Stryfe makes his way to the ladder, he
pulls it into the middle of the ring and begins to set it up; Riggs grabs a hand
of the chain and pulls him down to the canvas. He jumps on top of Stryfe and
begins to rub the chain against the forehead of Stryfe, trying to draw blood.
Riggs gives up and then begins to pound the chain against the face of Stryfe.
MR: Both these men have to be hurting after all of this!
HI: Man Stryfe is gonna be hurting like hell in the morning!
MR: Riggs picks Stryfe up, whips him into the ropes and…OUCH Stryfe drives the
chain into the gut of Riggs, Riggs drops to one knee….and…WHAM! What a shot with
the chain to the forehead!
HI: DUDE…WILL YOU STOP WITH THE PLAY BY PLAY! IT’S DRIVING ME NUTS!
Stryfe staggers around the ring and sets the Ladder up, and begins to climb,
however Riggs pulls him back down to the floor. Riggs gets to his feet again and
grabs Stryfe, he picks him up and delivers a DDT to the canvas
MR: Riggs begins to climb the ladder, He can’t continue up though…the chain
isn’t long enough…he’s going to have to haul Stryfe up slightly…OUCH Stryfe just
pulled Riggs down, and Riggs just landed on the chain!
HI: Seriously stop…or I’m going to fucking get the chain and whack you in the
fucking head with it…worst play by play…ever!
Stryfe gets to his feet and picks Riggs up, he whips him into the ropes and
smacks a flapjack onto the ladder, the Ladder bounces off the ropes and then
falls to the side in the ring. Stryfe pulls on the chain and pulls Riggs along
with him he grabs the ladder and sets it up once again. He begins to climb as
Riggs begins to stir, both men are on the ladder, Stryfe swings the chain trying
to get Riggs to fall, but Riggs remains in tact. He climbs further up and locks
the chain around Stryfes neck. Riggs jumps back and Stryfe falls to the floor!
Slamming against the canvas!
MR: OUCH! THAT ALMOST TOOK STRYFES HEAD OFF! WHAT A MOVE!
HI: Look Mike, I dunno if I told you this…but I went out last night with ‘the
boys’ and well we had a few drinks and shit like that…seriously your
shouting…there is only so much I can take…and well…consider this a warning…your
doing my nut in tonight! Seriously quit it…or I’m packing the job in…HOW’D YOU
LIKE TO HAVE ADZ SITTING HERE HUH!?!!? WELL HUH?!!?
MR: I’m only trying to call a match Icon…
HI: Shit Mike, do you have Tourette’s or something?!?! You don’t need to shout
man!
MR: …
Riggs gets back to his feet; he picks Stryfe up and kicks him in the gut, DDT!
MR: both men remain down…they’ve fought through three extreme styles of
stipulations!
HI: HOLY SHIT! What the hell is he doing here… That’s…
MR: It’s Xander! The newest signing by the company!
HI: FUCK YOU…That’s Scotty Flash’s student, he’s been training him for years! He
always said that when the bastards retire his ass…he’d get Xander involved…I
CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DUMBASSES SIGNED THIS DICK! He’s like mental in the head and
shit.
Xander slides into the ring and stalks both men. Xander gets bored and picks
Stryfe up and delivers the X Division onto the chain!
MR: Xander just took out the already beaten and bruised Stryfe…
HI: See that DDT? That is Scotty Flash all over…I remember Scotty used to beat
Xander down until he got it right…
Riggs begins to get to his feet he looks at Xander, Xander points to the title.
Riggs begins to climb the ladder, and Xander grabs Stryfe and picks him up,
allowing Riggs the length of chain to grab the title! The bell is rung!
MR: THIS MATCH IS OVER!
HI: I CAN’T UNDERSTAND YOU BASTARDS SIGNING XANDER…
MR: STRYFE AND RIGGS FOUGHT THROUGH MUCH, AND THIS CHAIN MATCH WAS A CLOSE CALL
BOTH MEN GAVE THERE ALL…AND HANDS UP TO STRYFE...IF IT WASN’T FOR XANDER HE
COULD OF DONE THIS!
The scene opens up in Jay V’s office, where he’s sitting behind his desk in his leather chair, his hands resting on the oak desk. A larger than normal smirk is on his face as he addresses the nation.
Jay V: Fans of WsW… and those that hate us but still watch, WsW’s First Pay Per View is about to be announced to you. I suggest you all sit down, as this is something that will truly rock the foundations of wrestling as we know it.
Jay smiles some more before clearing his throat.
Jay V: The first Pay Per View of our return shall be called “Vulgarity”. Now, the big announcement comes after this announcement, which is big to WsW superstars. It concerns the World Title…
Jay leans back and pulls a piece of paper out from a drawer. He puts it face down on the table.
Jay V: That piece of paper has the brackets for the World Title Tournament. 16 People shall take part, 4 matches for the tournament next week, and 4 the week after. You’ll have to find out later today or tomorrow the stipulations for each match, and whom you will be facing. In three weeks time, the four who remain shall do battle in a Fatal Four Way Elimination match. The Stipulation is yet to be decided for that, if any, except this. The first two people to be eliminated, your hopes and dreams for the WsW World Title will be taken away from you for the time being. The final two competitors will go to Vulgarity to battle for the World Title. Here’s the catch, whoever wins that Fatal Four Way will have an advantage going into Vulgarity, as he, or she, will be able to choose the Stipulation for the World Title Match, at Vulgarity.
MR: WOAH!!
HI: Some major thinking has been put into this one!!
Jay V: Now for the BIG announcement. Vulgarity will take place in a very special location. People never believed us when we said “The World stops for WsW”… well, I think you’ll find that it does. We’ll be getting our own open air stadium built… for Vulgarity………
HI: C’mon, where?!
Jay V: IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, TIMES SQUARE!!!
MR: WHAT?!?!?!
Justin Bred: What be wron' with West Vir-ginia?!
The crowd blow the roof off the stadium as Jay V nods his head smiling
Jay V: Thank you, that is all for now…
Main Event
MR: Icon, this is
promising to be a great main event. Two fan favourites in Barnes and Xtreme are
colliding in this inter-gender tag match HI: Screw that,
we’ve got two HOT women going toe to toe in this match! MR: But for you
wrestling fans… HI: Wrestling fans
may as well change the channel. Two guys are gonna brawl, and then I’m hoping
these two women get down and dirty! MR: You really are
perverted Icon… HI: That’s what
Shane Best said right before I kicked his Irish ass Blind by KoRn plays
as Xtreme makes his way out to a large pop. He gets halfway down the ramp before
turning and pointing to the entryway, whereby Thorn Calloway steps out making
her WsW debut! HI: WOO! SHE’S
HOT!!! MR: And a good
wrestler to boot! HI: Who cares?! The two get into
the ring and stand on opposite turnbuckles, getting camera flashes from the
crowd. They jump down and start discussing a strategy for the upcoming match.
‘Break Stuff’ by Limp Bizkit plays as The Wolf Quentin Barnes steps out with
Liana by his side. They stop at the bottom of the ramp and look at each other
before nodding once and sliding into the ring. The music stops and the bell
sounds as Barnes and Xtreme slug it out alongside Liana and Thorn. MR: AND OUR MAIN
EVENT IS UNDER WAY!! HI: But we have no
referee!! Barnes whips Xtreme
into the corner and begins beating him down as Liana and Thorn take it to the
outside, with Liana whipping Thorn into the steel steps. Just then
“Disgustipated” by Tool plays as Greg Stillson runs down to the ring. He has his
wrestling attire on, but his face paint consists of black and white ‘referee
stripes’. He slides into the ring and pulls Barnes off Xtreme. Barnes turns
around and looks ready to hit Stillson who taunts Barnes. Barnes just spits at
Stillson as Xtreme low blows Barnes. Stillson goes to the outside and forces
Liana and Thorn to their respective corners. As Stillson slides back in the
ring, he sees Barnes doubled over from Xtreme’s low blow. He smirks as Xtreme
hits a jumping DDT driving Barnes’ head into the canvas. He hooks a leg as
Stillson makes a lightning fast count. 123~ Barnes just about got his shoulder
up. Barnes pushes Xtreme off and yells at Stillson, as Barnes turns around he
receives a high leg clothesline from Xtreme. HI: Wow, look at
Xtreme dominate Barnes! He’s already had a close fall! MR: Stillson isn’t
going to let Barnes win this match, is he? HI: How do I know?
Stillson seems to be calling it fairly so far… A groan is heard
from Mike Rossenbourg as we see Stillson telling Xtreme to attack Barnes some
more. Xtreme locks on a reverse chin lock as Stillson relaxes in the corner. HI: Look at this
great refereeing!!! Even though Barnes wants to tap out, Stillson is going to
let the match go on!! MR: Yeah, that’s
generous of him… Barnes is able to
stand up and squirm to the side as Xtreme has a sort of side headlock on Barnes,
who’s taller by about a foot. Barnes sends some big elbows into the sternum of
Xtreme as Stillson comes out of the corner. Barnes ends up pushing Xtreme into
the ropes. Xtreme bounces back and ducks a big boot from Barnes and bounces off
the opposite side. As he comes back though, Barnes turns and nails a nasty
clothesline sending Xtreme to the mat. Barnes hooks the leg 1………………………kick out HI: Not even
close!! MR: Oh come on!!!
That was hardly fair! Barnes gets up and
yells at Stillson who has a smirk on his face, telling Barnes that he only got a
one count. Barnes turns around and goes to pick Xtreme up who puts him in a
small package 123~ kick out from Barnes. Barnes has a look of rage as he goes to
punch Xtreme. Xtreme blocks it and sends a kick into the bruised rib of Barnes,
caused by Stillson last week. Barnes doubles over as Xtreme hits a snap suplex
on the big man, causing him to yell out in pain a bit more. Liana holds her hand
out for a tag, to which Barnes shakes his head. MR: He doesn’t want
her to get hurt, Icon HI: A true
gentlemen… no wonder he always chokes Xtreme picks Barnes
up and whips him into the corner where Liana is. He hits the turnbuckles and
roars out in pain as Liana tags herself in. Xtreme smiles as Liana hops onto the
top rope, then onto Barnes’ shoulders and leaps off with a HIGH cross body onto
Xtreme. She hooks the leg 1…….2…. kick out. Liana shoots a glare at Stillson who
shrugs his shoulders. Xtreme goes to clothesline Liana, but Liana ducks before
grabbing Xtreme’s head and hitting a reverse DDT 1……2… kick out. Xtreme
scrambles over and tags Thorn Calloway in. Thorn casually steps into the ring as
Liana is begging her to bring it on. The crowd start to get excited, as does
Icon who’s banging on the announce desk HI: THE FIRST CAT
FIGHT OF WsW IS UNDERWAY!! MR: Somehow, I
doubt it’ll be your traditional women wrestling… The two lock up and
struggle for an advantage, so Thorn knees Liana in the stomach. Liana doubles
over as Thorn sends a forearm to the back of Liana sending her to the mat 1…2…
kick out by Liana. Liana stands as Thorn whips Liana into the turnbuckles. Liana
jumps up the tunbuckles and leaps off, hitting Thorn with a corkscrew moonsault.
The two women go down to the mat as Liana covers 1…2… kick out MR: A fair count
for team Barnes! HI: Damn these
girls are good… don’t you think Mike? MR: I’m a happily
married man, Icon… HI: NOT LIKE THAT
YOU PERVERT!! Liana picks Thorn
up and puts her in an abdominal stretch as Stillson yawns and heads outside. He
grabs a steel chair and folds it up before sliding it into the ring. He then
lifts the apron up and pulls a table out. The crowd cheer as he slides the table
in and sets it up near the corner. Stillson looks at the submission hold again
before going outside and getting another Steel chair. This one he sets up in the
opposite neutral corner from the table and sits on, watching the abdominal
Stretch.
MR: This could take
a while… HI: And as soon as
Mike speaks, something happens! Sure enough Thorn
had hip-tossed Liana off and Liana tags Barnes back in. Barnes steps over the
ropes as Thorn looks at him, un-intimidated. Barnes tells Thorn to tag in
Xtreme, but instead Thorn dropkicks the knee of Barnes, sending him down to one
knee before dropkicking him in the face. Barnes reels back in anger as Thorn
jumps at Barnes, only for Barnes to catch her in mid air and toss her across the
ring. Thorn rolls backwards and picks up the steel chair. She rushes at Barnes,
but Barnes puts his foot up, knocking the chair out of Thorn’s hands and into
her face. Barnes covers 1…………………………2…………………….. Xtreme leaps off the top rope and
crushes Barnes with the twisting senton splash! Stillson doesn’t even bother
telling Xtreme to get out the ring as Xtreme begins beating down Barnes with
quick, hard right hands to the face. Thorn is starting to stir, but stays down
as we see Liana on the top rope MR: SHE’S GONNA
FLY!!! Liana takes a deep
breath and leaps across half of the ring with the KGSG (450 Splash) Camera
flashes go off as she lands on top of Thorn Calloway. She bounces up, holding
her stomach from the impact before hooking a leg. MR: COUNT YOU
BASTARD!!! Stillson smirks at
Liana before telling her she’s not the legal competitor. Liana gets annoyed as
she gets off Thorn and kicks Xtreme in the back of the head. Stillson pulls
Liana off by the hair and throws her outside the ring, Liana bumping her head on
the apron on the way down. The crowd voice their opinions with heavy booing to
which Stillson laughs at the crowd. Xtreme turns around and is met by a big boot
from Barnes. Xtreme hits the mat as Barnes lifts him up and puts Xtreme in a
Torture Rack. He spins him off his shoulders and hits the Barnes Storm!! Barnes
covers as Stillson tells Barnes that Thorn is the legal competitor. Barnes gets
up and covers Thorn 1…2… MR: OH COME ON!! Stillson broke the
cover up with an elbow to the back of Barnes head. Both men shoot up as Barnes
punches Stillson. Stillson doesn’t call for the bell but instinctively starts
trading right hands with Barnes. The crowd start to go mad as Stillson goes for
a low blow with his foot, but Barnes catches his foot and hits a leg and arm
suplex, sending Stillson over and crushing the chair that was set up! MR: KICK HIS ASS! HI: DISQUALIFY HIS
ASS!! Barnes stands up
and yells at the crowd as he tosses Xtreme to the outside. A WsW referee comes
hurtling down the ramp and slides in the ring as Barnes covers Thorn Calloway.
1…2…3!! HI: YES!!! MR: DAMN HIM TO
HELL! The three count was
stopped as Jay V had run down the ramp and pulled the ref out. The ref shouts at
Jay so Jay floors him with a right hand. Jay shakes his fist slightly as Barnes
turns around and looks at Jay, angered. Jay holds his hands out as if to say “It
wasn’t me…” Barnes leans over the ropes and goes to grab Jay, but Xtreme had
woken up, grabbed a trash can lid from under the ring and nailed Barnes in the
head with it. Barnes stumbles back as Jay laughs, only to be waffled with the
trash can lid himself. Xtreme rolls Jay into the ring and goes to the top rope.
Barnes turns around as Xtreme leaps off with a single leg dropkick. Barnes goes
down as the referee comes to 1…2… kick out by Barnes. Stillson gets up and
screams at the ref. Xtreme gets up, and tries to revive Thorn as Barnes gets a
chair. Stillson turns around and gets hit in the head with the chair. As he
falls, Barnes hits him no less than 7 times with the chair, rendering it
useless. HI: DISQUALIFY HIM
REF!!! MR: He had it
coming!!! Barnes tosses the
chair to the outside, promptly followed by Stillson who goes through the ropes
and into the security barrier. Liana gets back up on the apron as Thorn stands.
Xtreme rushes at Barnes and takes him down with a tornado DDT. On the apron,
Liana grabs Thorn and suplexes her outside the ring, Thorn landing back first on
the barrier! She screams out in pain as she falls motionless into the crowd,
Liana is holding her back in pain on the apron, trying to regain her breath.
Inside the ring, Xtreme closes the table and props it up in the corner. As he
turns around, Barnes is on his knees and floors him with a throat thrust.
HI: Who’s the legal
man, Mike? MR: It doesn’t
matter anymore, the first fall is going to win! HI: Stupid
referee’s… Barnes groggily
gets to his feet, as does Xtreme. Xtreme whips Barnes into the ropes and looks
for the Aneurysm DDT, but can’t get enough elevation and merely flapjacks
Barnes. Seizing the opportunity, however, Xtreme rushes to the top rope and
leaps off with The Twisting Senton Splash! Perfectly Executed! Only Barnes had
rolled out the way, so Xtreme hit a beautiful twisting senton splash on the
canvas. As Xtreme stumbles to his feet, holding his back in pain, he turns to
the standing Barnes who tosses him up into the air and brings him crashing down
into the Wolf Bite!! He hooks the leg as the WsW referee counts 1… HI: THORN IS THE
LEGAL COMPETITOR DAMMIT! …2… HI: DAMMIT NO!!! …3!!! MR: BARNES AND
LIANA WIN!!! HI: This is a
travesty!!! Barnes rocks back
onto his knees as the referee holds his arm in victory. Barnes pulls it away
quickly, holding his ribs in pain. WINNERS =
QUENTIN BARNES AND LIANA!!! Jay slides into the
ring with the trash can lid and goes to nail Barnes in the head with it,
however, Barnes was able to swat the lid out of Jay’s hands. Jay has a look on
his face that says “Oh… shit…” as Barnes stands up and grabs Jay by the throat.
Jay warns Barnes about his job, to which Barnes spits at Jay. He lifts him high
in the air for a chokeslam, and as he turns around, he’s met with a Singapore
cane shot to the face from Stillson. Barnes crumples into a seated position as
Jay backs off holding his throat. Stillson starts stomping on Barnes as Liana
rushes into the ring! HI: STAY OUT OF
THIS!! MR: She’s got a
heart the size of a small continent, Icon… she’s not going to stay out of this Liana jumps in and
on the back of Stillson, raking at his eyes. Stillson reaches back and grabs her
hair before whipping her down to the mat. She gets up, holding her back as
Stillson readies the Singapore cane to hit her. Strangely, Jay stops Stillson
from doing so, much to the bemusement of Stillson. Jay ends up pointing at
Barnes as Stillson swings for a home run hit on Barnes’ head. Barnes ducks,
grabs a chair in the ring and waffles Stillson with it, again! Stillson stumbles
back as Barnes grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him through the table!!! MR: SOME REVENGE
FOR QUENTIN BARNES!! HI: What’s up with
Jay?! Jay looks on in
horror at Stillson laying in a heap of wood as Barnes evilly smirks at Jay. Jay
looks over at Liana, whom he saved earlier, then back at Barnes. Jay simply nods
his head before leaving the ring and heading up the ramp. MR: Well I’m as
confused as everyone here, we’re out of time folks, tune in next week!! HI: WooT!! FADE OUT
Ciara Vs Kid Frost Vs Shawn Williams Vs Jean LeBeau
WINNER = SHAWN WILLIAMS!!
Krazy Kristopher Vs Healy Startling
Stipulation Title Match
3 Fall Elimination
Knife Point Vs Riggs Vs Doyle Vs Stryfe
Special Referee - Greg Stillson
Quentin Barnes / Liana Vs Xtreme / Thorn Calloway
HI: Pure genius…