Original Schtick
stills from the film

I hate stupid artists who have no concept of business create these artistic wet dreams. Their little eyes roll back in their head and they spin around like in The Exorcist. They spit across the room

I mean I dont get anything out of that. I thought it was a very commercial piece

The fact that in most of the art world everything is said but the truth

Its not just a facile cartoon theres a message behind this.

Bob by taking a photograph and adding a few lines to it makes an original contribution to art.

I think it helps to know that there is work in major collections in America

Oh yeah we all got the blurb and the most prominent thing on it was that he had sold to Madonna

My name is Ed Proffitt.

Im more intrigued by the whole story. I just think its hilarious, its fantastic

Bobs hype will make it possible

Hes great, looks like I painted it

I want to know how much of it is true

How is your Bronchitis?

This is original stick.

The most important thing that SPAN can provide to me, is promoting my work directly to the hard-core Jewish collector base

He'll have to meditate for three hours

you're in marketing mode

Well first of all with the media, were blitzing the media

Weve got them all different shapes and sizes

I've got to keep things moving

I really dont want to know what you have to think