5 Minute Match
- Winner is Ref of IC Title Match
Y2JakeEllis vs. Silent Assassin
Booked by Mayhem Master
Hardcore Match
H vs. Fred Durst 3:16
Booked by Mayhem Master
HIAC
- Loser has to retire
Skuller vs. Chubbs
Booked by Y2Jake Ellis
Xtreme Title Match
JoeJoeJamison vs. ZRO
Booked by Y2Jake Ellis
Tag Team Title Match
2SWEET vs. Z.R.O
Booked by Kid Sampson
European Title Match
- Loser Leaves WrestlingTalks
Angle vs. Smash Holcomb
Booked by Kid Sampson
US Title Match: Finals
Dan The Man vs. Y2JakeEllis
Booked by Kid Sampson
IC Title Match
- Bat on a Pole
- Special Referee: Winner of the first match
HH vs. MayhemMaster
Booked by Kid Sampson
World Title Match
KidSampson vs. Slam vs. X vs. Jere (c)
Booked by Kid Sampson
*** MAXIMUM CARNAGE ***
The PPV lights and fireworks go off.
JR: Welcome, Fantasy League fans, to Maximum Carnage! We’re here live in Chicago, presenting another great FL Pay Per View to you, the fans of the Fantasy League! Jim Ross here, and with me is Jerry “The King” Lawler!
King: Hi!
JR: Let’s kick this off with our first match, to see who is going to be the guest referee in the IC title match!
5 Minute Match
- Winner is the ref of the IC Title Match
Silent Assassin vs. Y2JakeEllis
Both men take their usual entrances.
***DING DING DING***
SA and Jake start off with a grapple, but Jake gets an arm bar and falls down putting the arm bar on SA on the ground. Jake breaks the hold and stomps on SA. SA slowly gets up and Jake levels him with a clothesline and goes for a pin. 1…2. Kick-out. Jake picks up SA and Irish whips him into the ropes and gets him with a drop kick before attempting a Boston Crab, but SA kicks him in the face and takes control. SA gets to his feet and gets him with a sidewalk slam. SA then stomps on Jake and picks him up. SA then puts him in the corner and lifts him to the top with 2 minutes to go. SA then gets Jake with a SuperPlex. SA then goes for the pin. 1…2…Kick out.
ENTER: MayhemMaster MayhemMaster starts to run down the aisle with his black bat in hand.
ENTER: HH
HH runs down with a chair Mayhem hears someone in the crowd tell him to turn around and Mayhem does and sees HH running down with the chair. HH goes over to Mayhem and tries to hit him with a chair, but Mayhem ducks and hits him in the knee with the bat. HH then hits Mayhem on the head and falls over holding his knee. HH and Mayhem are both down in pain at ring side. In the ring, SA picks up Jake with a minute to go and looks outside and sees both Mayhem and HH down. SA turns around and Jake hits him with a clothesline with 30 seconds to go. Jake then picks up SA and Irish Whips him into the corner and runs at him and gets him with another clothesline. SA then falls down and Jake goes for a pin 1…2…Kick out. 15 seconds. Jake picks up SA and DDT’s him and goes for another pin. 1…2…Kick out. 5 secs. Jake picks up SA and the ref rules it a tie.
ENTER: X, Fantasy League President
X: You probably want to know who is the ref. Well, hmmm...How about both of you. 2 refs for 1 match. Okay. Good.
All the men exit and the next match starts.
Blackice and Blacout enter, then Wolfe Tone enters followed by Right angle coming down to Jerichos theme.
JR: this is a very dangerous match.
King: Where are the hot dogs!!!
Texas Tornado Tag Team Inferno Match
Right Angle & Wolfe Tone vs. Blackice & Blackout
***DING DING DING!***
Right Angle and Blackice go at it, while Blacout and Wolfe Tone fight each other on the other side of the ring. Blackout whips Wolfe Tone right into Right Angle and bo6h men go down as the flames burn higher. Blackice picks up right Angle and tosses him over the ropes outside of the ring. In the ring wolfe Tone gets a double powerbomb followed by an elevated boston crab being applied to Wolfe Tone by Blackout. On the outside Right Angle attempts to get into the ring without being burned but fails. Wolfe tone is fighting from not being put in the fire when finally Right Angle jumps in. Right angle kicks at Blackout while Wolfe Tone tries to recover from an attack by Blackice. Wolfe tone begins to get up as Black ice walks away from behind. wolfe Tone trips him and puts an Ankle Lock on him. Blackice reaches for the rope just to get his hand scolded by a hot flame. It doesn't catch on fire so the match still goes on. wolfe Tone pucks Blackice up and DDT's him. Right Angle hits the olypic slam on Blacout. Wolfe Tone goes off the ropes trying to hit blackice but blackice goes to the ground causing wolfe Tone to crash right into right angle.......right angle flies to the ropes and catches on fire.
Winners: Blackice and Blackout
Right angle gets the fire off then is approached by wolfe tone. Right Angle tries to explain why they lost but Wolfe Tone punches him right in the face and delivers a jackknife powerbomb to right angle.
JR: Come on it was an accident Wolfe Tone......plus it was one caused by you.
King: Wolfe Tone should be mad.
JR: For what reason!? he was the one who hit Right Angle!
King: Sooooooo........
Wolfe Tone spits on Right Angle and walks away.
Hardcore Match
H vs. Fred Durst 3:16
Both men take their usual entrances.
H picks up a chair and walks towards Fred. H hits Fred in the head with the chair. H then drops the chair and starts giving him punches. H then DDTs Fred and goes for a pin. 1..Kickout. Fred quickly gets up and gets H with a cheap shot. Fred then gives H a vertical suplex. Fred then stomps on H and throws him out of the ring. Outside, Fred picks grabs a table under the ring and sets it up in the aisle. Fred then walks over the H and H jumps up and grabs Fred and throws him into the steel ring rail. H then picks up Fred and drops him over the rail neck first. Then H grabs Fred and hits him against the steel steps. H picks up Fred and takes him over to the table. H then picks up Fred and slams him through the table.
ENTER: KidSampson and HEATHER!!!!!
King: Wait, here comes Kid Sampson and… and Heather!!
JR: We all heard the sickening remarks that H made about Sampson’s girlfriend, but now they’re both here, and I’m willing to bet seeking revenge!
Kid and Heather walk down the aisle and Kid is holding a chair. When they get near H, Kid grabs him and gives the chair to Heather. Heather then pokes H in the gut with the chair. Kid then lets go of H and H bends over to catch his breath. Heather then slams the chair over H’s head and knocks him out. Fred then gets up and pins H. 1…2…3.
WINNER: Fred Durst 3:16
King: I can’t believe it! Heather and Kid Sampson cost H the match!
JR: Serves him right for what he said about her, King! But now, we go to a Hell in a Cell match, in which the loser will have to leave Wrestling Talks!
(The Cell is lowered from the ceiling)
"Forgot about Dre" hits and Chubbs enters.
JR: Chubbs has been running his mouth off since he got here and Skuller wants to do something about it.
King: i don't know what to think about this match......I like skuller...
JR: .......Suck up.
King: Shut up JR I was talking.......But I like Chubbs because he has an attitude.
JR: Well you better pick a favorite because one man will have to retire.
(cowboy by Kid Rock hits)
King: Shhhhhh.....Shut up JR it's Skuller!!!
HIAC
***DING DING DING***
Both men go at eachother with punches until.....
ENTER: Sting
JR: Its Sting what he doing??
King: Yeah
Sting: Chubbs. Do you remember we have a cage match tonight (chubbs gets a funny look on his face) well, i have a feeling you aint going to win this match so I'm in this d*mn match now. Thats right triangle match last man standing wins. But Chubbs your at a small disadvantage if I lose i don't havce to retire. but if you lose....your out. What do ya say?
Chubbs: i'll beat both of your @$$es.
King: That aint fair.
JR: So what king.
Skuller attacks Chubbs from behind while Sting walks down the aisel slowly. skuller throws Chubbs over the ropes into the side of the cage while Sting walks in and stomps away at Chubbs. skuller flies over the top ropes and gets Sting down with a suicide dive. Skuller throws Chubbs into the rign and whips him across the ropes......Skuller power clotheslines Chubbs......from behind sting climbs the top rope and missel drop kicks Skuller. sting lands wrong and all 3 men are out in the ring. sting gets up quickly and picks up Chubbs Sting kicks him in the chest and delivers a powerful DDT. Chubbs gets punished by sting in the ring with a Oklahoma Slam. They don't see skuller climbinb to the top of the cell. sting picks up Chubbs for a gorilla press slam but then drops him when he sees Skuller at the top. Sting climbs to the top of the cell to meet skuller. skuller charges at him but sting ducks and counters with a SUper Stunner.......Skuller falls to the cage but sting falls throught the cage onto the ring. chubbs gets up and delivers the stunner......pin: 1,2,3.
JR: stings gone stings gone!!!!
Skuller climbs down from the cell. chubbs and Skuller meet dace to face. Chubbs then delivers a big puch to the face and a big slug fest begins. sting had rolled out of the ing but remained at ringside. chubbs whips skuller against the ropes and delivers an elovow to the face. Skuller is whiped again and got another elbow to the face. Chubbs slides out of the ring and grabs a baseball bar from under the apron. Chubbs enters the ring and strikes Skuller with the bat. Chubbs then kicks Skuller in the chest and is about to deliver the Stunner when...............Sting slides back in the ring and spears Chubbs he then powerbombs chubbs. He strikes Chubbs with the bat and taunts him. he then puts Skuller arm on Chubbs......1,2,3.
Winner: Skuller
King: What?
JR: Skuller has won.
King: Oh
JoeJoeJamison is backstage with Micheal Cole
Michael Cole: JoeJoe why did you challenge ZRO, and how do you feel........
JoeJoe: Shut up Cole, you know very d*mn well why i challenged ZRO. He trys to make everyone feel sorry for him. That he is made fun of and treated unfairly by bookers. then he takes my title and decides he can run his mouth all over the league. ZRO i will kick your @$$ up and down the streets and................(Y2JakeEllis approaches JoeJoe)
Y2JakeEllis: hey whats your problem JoeJoe?
JoeJoe: What the h*ll are you talking about.
Y2JakeEllis: You d*mn know what i'm talking about. You better watch your back.
Y2JakeEllis walks away glaring at JoeJoe
JR: Well, we don't know what that was about.
King: I'd say.
JR: We know those 2 have alot of history but we have more important business o take care of.
Sandman hits and JoeJoe enters, then ZRO enters.
JoeJoe charges right at ZRO with a spear. then throws ZRO over the top rope. JoeJoe steps outside and smashes ZRO's head to the barricade. JoeJoe tosses ZRO over the barricade and the two fight in the crowd into the back. JoeJoe whips ZRO into a metal gate then DDT's him onto floor. JoeJoe attempts a piledriver but ZRO pulls him over into a hurricanrana. ZRO delivers some Lou Thesz punches on the ground to JoeJoe until getting up. ZRO twists JoeJoe arm into a armbar then delivers a fameasser for a perfect armbar to fameasser combo. ZRO goes for the pin: 1,2......kickout by JoeJoe. ZRO grabs joeJoe by the hair and whips him into a beer stand. ZRO charges at JoeJoe but JoeJoe sticks a beer can in ZRO's face and ZRO is hit in the face with it. JoeJoe drinks the beer then uses it as a weapon on ZRO. JoeJoe sets ZRO up for a pedigree but it is reverses with a kick to the stomach by ZRO. ZRO delivers a face-buster onto the concrete floor. ZRO pulls JoeJoe up and calls for the ZERO Driver.
ENTER: Smash & Bensino
ZRO is then jumped from behind by Bensino and Smash. Bensino attacks ZRO with a steel rod while Smash hits him with a chair. Both men are out for a while until joejoe gets up and goes for a reverses DVD until.............
ENTER: Y2JakeEllis
…from behind Y2JakeEllis attacks him with a trash can. Y2JakeEllis screams something at JoeJoe then leaves. Both men are out and they get up at about the same time. JoeJoe throws a haymaker punch but ZRO ducks kicks JoeJoe in the back and delivers the ZRO Driver. ZRO makes the pin: 1,2,3.
Winner: Zero
JR: what is the deal with JoeJoe and Y2JakeEllis.
King: You know they’ve always hated each other since the EEE breakup.
JR: You have a point King.
King: Hah..you said it
JR: Well, ZRO still has to defend his Tag Titles against 2 SWEET.
King: That will be a great match.
Smash and Bensino climb into the ring and start beating on Zero after the end of the X-Treme title match.
***DING DING DING!***
Bensino is in with Zero first, and gives him a diving powerbomb. Bensino then gives him a spinning belly-to-back suplex. Bensino taunts the crowd, and tags in Smash. Smash climbs to the top rope and leaps for a body splash. Smash then picks Zero up and lands a tilt-a-whirl piledriver. Smash taunts the crowd as he lands a hard elbow drop on Zero. Smash then tags Bensino back in, and Bensino gives Zero a DDT. Bensino taunts the crowd, but Zero comes from behind and gives him a low blow followed by a spinning back kick. Zero then gets the armbar to fameasser combo and goes for a pin, but Bensino kicks out. Zero throws Bensino into the ropes and gives him a drop suplex followed by a legdrop. Then, Zero taunts Smash to get in, and the ref holds Smash back as Zero lands a couple of low blows while the ref isn’t looking. Zero then picks Bensino up and puts him up for the Zero Driver, but Bensino slides backwards and nails a diving reverse DDT! Bensino crawls to Smash and makes the tag. Smash runs in and gives Zero a spear, then nails some mounted punches on him. Smash throws Bensino off the ropes and gives him a body press drop. Smash then signals for the Smash Down. He climbs the ropes, and delivers it! He goes for the cover…one…two…kick out by Zero!!
King: How did he kick out of the Smash Down, JR?
JR: I don’t know, King!
Smash tags Bensino in, and Bensino runs at Zero. Zero lifts him up for a Northern Lights suplex, but Bensino reverses it into the Spinning Implant DDT. Bensino then gives Zero the Grind, followed by the One Night Stand. Bensino covers Zero for the win!
WINNER: 2 SWEET
King: I can’t believe it! Zero lost the tag belts!
JR: He’s a little worn out after wrestling two matches in a row, King. But now Smash will have that feeling, as he takes on Angle in the European Title Loser Leaves WrestlingTalks match!
European Title Match
Angle comes down to meet Smash in the ring.
***DING DING DING!***
Angle runs at Smash for a clothesline, but Smash ducks and then nails a German Suplex on Angle. Smash then grabs Angle and gives him a Jumping Piledriver. Smash then picks Angle up and goes for a vertical suplex, but Angle counters it into his own suplex. Angle gets up and gives Smash a dropkick. Then, Angle goes to the top rope and gives Smash a 5-Star Frog Splash! Angle goes for the cover, but gets only two. Angle then whips Smash off the ropes, but Smash holds on to them. The two men circle each other, then lock up. Smash whips Angle into the ropes and leapfrogs over him. Then Angle goes for a cross body splash, but Smash catches him and gives him a front powerslam. Smash goes for the cover, but only gets a two count. Smash then picks Angle up and gives him a spinebuster. Smash then climbs to the top rope for the Smash Down.
ENTER: Silent Assassin
Silent Assassin runs down to the ring with a chair, and slams it on the back of Smash. Then, SA climbs into the ring and smashes Angle over the head with the chair. SA gets a mic.
SA: As Fantasy League commissioner, I did not agree to this match. Therefore, it won’t happen. So all you fans that wanted to see a beat down between these two guys tonight can just suck it!
WINNER: No contest
SA drops the mic to a loud boo and walks to the back.
JR: It would seem that Silent Assassin is stretching his Corporate muscle, King.
King: He’s right though! The buck stops there! *points to SA*
JR: Well, next comes the final round of the US Title tournament, as Dan the Man and Jake Ellis square off for the gold!
Both men make their normal entrances.
***DING DING DING!***
Jake and Dan tie up, and Dan whips Jake into the ropes and gives him a hurricanranna. Dan then picks Jake up and puts him up in a vertical suplex, but Jake swings around and lands behind Dan, and gives him a Russian Leg Sweep. Jake climbs to the top rope and gives Dan the Solja Scolder. Jake covers Dan, but gets a two count. Jake picks Dan up and sets up for the Deadly Face Drop, but Dan reverses it into a back body drop. Dan runs off the ropes and gives Jake a moonsault. Then Dan throws Jake into the corner and sets him up for a top rope frankensteiner, but Jake reverses it into a top rope powerbomb. Jake taunts as the crowd cheers him on. Jake picks Dan up and gives him a DVD. Jake runs off the ropes and goes for a flipping senton splash on Dan, but Dan moves just in time. Jake gets up and Dan hits him with a back heel kick, then whips him into the corner. Dan signals for In a Manly Fashion and runs towards Jake. Jake puts his knees up in time to nail Dan right in the groin. Jake then gives Dan the Deadly Face Drop, and signals for the Erotic Plunge. Jake picks Dan up for the Erotic Plunge, but Dan rolls Jake backwards for a make-shift pinning combination…one…two…Jake kicks out! Jake then whips Dan off the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Dan reverses it into a Downward Spiral! Dan climbs to the top rope, and nails the Coming From No Where! Dan goes for the cover…one…two…three!!
WINNER: Dan the Man
JR: Dan’s the new US champion! I can’t believe it! He’s truly a great wrestler!
King: Did you ever find the hotdogs, JR?
JR: Do I have to shut you up, King?! *sighs* Next, is the IC title match!
The referees make their entrances, then HH and MayhemMaster come down. The pole is set up, with the bat on it.
***DING DING DING!***
Mayhem and Double H go right after each other with punches and kicks. Mayhem grabs HH by the hair and tosses him on his back. Mayhem walks over to Double H, but HH trips Mayhem’s legs out from under him and puts on a figure four leg lock. Mayhem gets to the ropes, and Jake immediately instructs HH to let off the hold. SA gets in Jake’s face, but the match goes on. HH whips Mayhem into the ropes, and gives him a hip toss as he comes back. As HH picks Mayhem up, Mayhem nails a low blow and then a snap suplex. Mayhem gives SA an angry look, then picks HH up. Mayhem whips HH into the ropes and spears him. Then Mayhem climbs towards the bat on a pole, but HH comes up from behind and nails a super belly-to-back suplex on Mayhem. The crowd is rioting as the two struggle to get up, Jake cheering Mayhem on and SA cheering HH on. HH gets up first and starts to climb the turnbuckle to the pole, but Mayhem grabs him and gives him an electric chair drop. Mayhem gets to his feet and throws HH into the opposite corner. Then Mayhem nails a running splash on HH, followed by a Manhattan Drop. Mayhem walks over to the pole and touches the bat, but HH gives him a low blow, causing him to fall onto the turnbuckle. HH sets up for another super belly-to-back suplex, but Mayhem reverses it into a top rope bulldog! Mayhem then gets up and climbs to the bat. Suddenly, Silent Assassin turns Jake around and gives him a low blow, then whips him into a corner. Mayhem grabs the bat and comes down, but SA clotheslines him once he turns around. Jake runs out of the corner towards SA, but HH grabs the bat and nails Jake right in the stomach with it, then over the head. SA holds Mayhem down as HH hits Mayhem in the head with the bat and gets the pinfall.
WINNER: Double H
King: New IC champ, JR!
JR: So I noticed, King. What a way to lose! Jake and Mayhem both got screwed!
“Walk On Down” hits, and Slam walks out to loud heat. Then, X comes out and he and Slam start brawling immediately. “The Memory Remains” hits, and Kid Sampson walks out with Heather. Heather stays at ringside while Sampson slides in and waits for Jere to come out, which he does to his normal 666 entrance.
***DING DING DING!***
Slam runs straight for X and gives him a knee to the face. Jere and Kid lock up, and Kid gets an armbar takeover, but holds on for the submission move. Jere gets up and gives him a fireman’s carry into a headlock. Meanwhile, Slam and X are exchanging punches until X back body drops Slam out of the ring. Then X runs over and kicks Jere in the back. Kid and X pull Jere up and give him a double suplex. Then, they whip him into the ropes for a double back body drop, but Jere instead gives them a double DDT. Slam slides back into ring, and gives X a Hell’s Hurricane as Jere whips Sampson off the ropes. Sampson returns, giving Jere a clothesline and then whips him into the corner. Sampson sets up for a superplex, but Slam runs over and pulls Sampson off of Jere, causing him to crash down to the mat. Jere then jumps off the top rope and gives Sampson a legdrop. Jere goes for the cover, but gets a two-count. Jere and Slam pick X up and throw him over the top rope to the outside. Then, Slam whips Sampson into the ropes and Jere gives him a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Slam then picks Kid up and gives him a Russian Leg Sweep. Slam goes for the cover, but X slides back in and breaks it up. The crowd cheers as X gives Jere a high flipping dropkick, which sends him into the corner. X pulls Slam up and they exchange more punches. Then, Kid Sampson comes up behind Slam and gives him the Silencer! The fans are going crazy! Kid goes for the cover, but a second-rope elbow drop from Jere breaks it up. Jere then nails a low blow on X, and throws him over the ropes once more. The crowd boos loudly as Jere picks Sampson up in a gorilla press position as Slam gives Kid a King’s Cutter! Slam goes for the cover…1…2…3!
King: Kid Sampson is eliminated! Sampson’s eliminated!
JR: It’s not fair, King! The Forsaken double teamed him the whole way through!
Jere tosses Sampson out of the ring, and Heather escorts him to the backstage area. X slides back in the ring, but gets a DDT from Jere. Then, Slam nails X with a running raised knee lift as the crowd boos the Forsaken double team against X. Slam signals for Jere to set X up for the King’s Cutter just like he did Sampson. Jere picks X up into the gorilla press, and Slam gives X the King’s Cutter! Slam motions for Jere to cover X, which he does, but Slam pulls Jere off of X before the three-count. Jere looks puzzled, then Slam kicks Jere in the gut and gives him a Russian Leg Sweep! The crowd gasps in shock.
JR: Slam has turned on Jere! The Forsaken is no more!
Slam then whips Jere into the corner, and gives him a top rope King’s Cutter. Slam covers Jere…one…two…three!
King: Now Jere’s gone! It’s down to Slam and X for the World Title! I can’t stand the excitement, JR.
JR: Slam keeps getting wickeder and wickeder, King!
Slam celebrates in the ring, which gives X enough time to roll him up in a school boy, but X only gets the two count. X then whips Slam off the ropes and gives him a powerslam. The crowd cheers as X taunts Slam to get up. As X pulls Slam to his feet, Slam kicks X in the groin and gives him a hanging vertical suplex. Slam goes for the cover, but gets a two count. Slam yells at the ref for counting slow as the crowd chants “X! X! X!” Slam gets X to his feet and whips him into the corner, but X reverses it and whips Slam into the corner. Slam staggers out of the corner as X picks him up and gives him a Hell’s Fury!
JR: Hell’s Fury! Hell’s Fury! It’s over!
ENTER: Silent Assassin and Skuller
Silent Assassin and Skuller run down to the ring, both with chairs. X goes for the cover on Slam as the Corporation slides into the ring. As the ref counts, Skuller smashes his chair into X’s back. X rolls off of Slam and grabs his ribs as Skuller and Silent Assassin give him chair shots to the head and the ribs.
JR: This isn’t fair! X is helpless!
King: This is a No DQ match though, JR. It’s perfectly legal!
As Silent Assassin gets another good head shot on X with the chair, he turns and nails Skuller in the forehead with the steel chair, knocking him out. SA gets one more shot on both men, and then slides out of the ring. Slam rolls over on top of X, and the ref counts a pinfall.
WINNER: Slam
JR: The Forsaken is no more, the Corporation is no more, and we’ve got a new World Champion… Slam!! I can’t believe it, King!
King: To be honest, neither can I, JR!
JR: What a pay-per-view event, fans. We’ll see you tomorrow night on Monday Maddness! So long!
The camera fades out as Slam comes to his senses and celebrates in the ring overtop of a fallen X and Skuller.
- Loser has to retire
Skuller vs. Chubbs
Xtreme Title
JoeJoeJamison vs. ZRO
Tag Team Title Match
2SWEET vs. Z.R.O
- Loser Leaves WrestlingTalks
Angle vs. Smash Holcomb
US Title Match: Finals
DanTheMan vs. Y2JakeEllis
IC Title Match
- Bat on a Pole
- Special Referee: Winner of the first match
HH vs. MayhemMaster
World Title Match
KidSampson vs. Slam vs. X vs. Jere (c)