"This guy thinks he's God's gift to gay men. And if that's true, God shops at the New York Airport."
~Will, "Hospital Games"

"From now on let's never fight over a guy."
"Unless it's George Clooney."
~Will and Grace, "Yours, Mine, Or Ours"

"I didn't sign on to work for a decent human being. I wanted to work for Miss Karen."
~Rosario, "He's Come Undone"

"There's a daddy in this room, and I'm not talking Puff."
~Karen, "Oh Dad, Poor Dad, He's Kept Me In The Closet And I'm So Sad"

"Guilt is an emotion which, okay, getting ahead of myself. An emotion is..."
~Grace, "New Will City"