"This guy thinks he's God's gift to gay men. And if that's true, God shops at the New York Airport." ~Will, "Hospital Games" "From now on let's never fight over a guy." "Unless it's George Clooney." ~Will and Grace, "Yours, Mine, Or Ours" "I didn't sign on to work for a decent human being. I wanted to work for Miss Karen." ~Rosario, "He's Come Undone" "There's a daddy in this room, and I'm not talking Puff." ~Karen, "Oh Dad, Poor Dad, He's Kept Me In The Closet And I'm So Sad" "Guilt is an emotion which, okay, getting ahead of myself. An emotion is..." ~Grace, "New Will City"