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What is on this page?

• Go to CIS-140 homework posted to Oscar.
• How can you reach me.
• The Worlds' Best Joke, as reported by Buck Wolf.
• My Favorite Links.
• Go to the My Links Webpage.

From the Wolf Files Archive.

The Worlds' Best Joke, as reported by Buck Wolf.

Narrator

Two hunters were out in the woods when one of them collapses.

The other man, startled by what happened, made the quick observation;
"he doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed."

He pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services and gasps to the operator:

Startled hunter

"I think my friend is dead! What can I do?"

Narrator

The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies:

Operator

"Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

Narrator

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The startled hunter picks up the phone and says,

Startled hunter

"OK, now what?"

My Favorite Links

• CIS 140 webpage on Oscar.
• Shoreline C.C. E-mail login page.
• Juno E-mail login page.
• home.switchboard.com/billsorenson
• Calvin and Hobbs, my alterego.

William t. Sorenson
Shoreline, WA.
Wsorenso@shore.ctc.edu Or Wsorenson@juno.com