1.LOG ON:make the wood stove hotter
2.LOG OFF:don't add no more farwood
3. MONITOR:keepin an eye on the woodstove
4.DOWNLOAD:get the farwood off the truck
5.MEGA HERTZ:when yer not carful gettin the farwood
6.FLOPPY DISC:watcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
7.RAM:that thar thing that splits the farwood
8.HARD DRIVE:gittin home in the wintertime
9.PROMPT:whut the mail ain't
10.WINDOWS:whut to shut when it's cold out
11.SCREEN:whut to shut in black fly season
12.BYTE:whut them dern flies do
13.CHIP:Munchies fer the TV
14.MICRO CHIP:whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag
15.MODEM:whutcha did to the hayfields
16.DOT MATRIX:old Dan Matrix's woman
17.LAP TOP:whar the kitty sleeps
18.KEYBOARD:whar ya hang the dang keys
19.SOFTWARE:them cussed plastic forks and knifes
20.MOUSE:whut eats the grain in the barn
21.MAIN FRAME:holds up the ruf
22.PORT:fancy flatlander wine
23.ENTER:away talk fer "c'mon in"
24.RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY:when ya can't remember whutcha paid for the rifle
25.MOUSE PAD:hippie talk fer rat hole
26.Hard drive:Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer
27.Keyboard:Place to hang your truck keys
28.Window:Place in the truck to hang your guns
29.Floppy:When you run out of Polygrip
30.ROM:Delicious when you mix it with coca cola
31.Reboot:What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff
32.Network:Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line
33.Backup:What ya do when ya run 'cross a skunk in da woods
34.Bar Code:Them's the fight'n rules down at Joe's bar
35.Bug:The reason ya give for calling in sick
36.Byte:What yur pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
37.Crash:When ya go to Junior's party without an invite
38.Diskette:Female Disco dancer
39.Terminal:Time to call the undertaker
40.Fax:What ya lie about to the IRS
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