Again?!
 

Sorry for crossposting. Warnings: silly, off the cuff & mild OOC

"What did Mulan do this time?" sighed Sally.
"She kicked one of the older children because he was teasing Fei,"
said the teacher.
Wufei looked surprised. "You mean she stood up for him?"
The teacher sweatdropped. "From what I heard, it went something like
this. Fei was being chased by a couple of the older boys. Mulan
then got in front of them and said, "You can't touch him! I am the
one to decide who punches him!"
"So, they got into a fight?" said Wufei.
"Well, one of the boys threw the first punch. She dodged then kicked
him between the legs."
Sally supressed a giggle.
"Unfortunately, he was kicked so hard that a certain part of his
anatomy went back into his body and had to be pulled back out by a
doctor."
Wufei reflexively crossed his legs.
"Mulan, what do you have to say for yourself?" said Sally.
"I didn't know a guy could scream that high."
"Mulan!"
 

The End