Sorry for crossposting. Warnings: pairs Wufei & Sally, hentai implied but
not seen per se, based on the Batman urban legend, probably some OOC
 

Batman
 

Wufei was in a grumpy mood. "Sally keep wanting to spice things up. I'm
happy with the way things are."
"Oh and what are these spicy things that Sally wants."
Wufei blushed and quickly listed quite a few ideas that were, oh yes, spicy.
Trowa smiled and said, "You are truly a vanilla person."
Wufei snapped, "Well, what do you suggest I do?"
"Well, if you want to do something really fun . . ." Trowa then whispered
the suggestion into Wufei's ear.
Wufei gasped and shrieked, "You hentai!" Then he smiled and said, "That I
can do."
***
Wufei was really grumpy the next day.
"What happened?" said Trowa.
"I was dressed like Batman like you said to. She laughed."
"Uh, huh. Is that where the shiner comes from?"
"No, she agreed to it. I jumped off the dresser but I hit my forehead. I
knocked myself out. I ended up with a bump on my head and this horrible
mark on my face."
"Yeah, but how was it?"
"Good."
Trowa laughed.
"Kisama!"
 

The End