From: Joyce Wakabayashi  <mobiusklein@prodigy.net>
Date: Tue Jan 9, 2001 9:48am
Subject: (ficlet) A Gorilla Art Production -a Mulan ficlet
 
 
 

Sorry for crossposting.  Warnings:  might make your teeth ache
 

A Gorilla Art Production
 

Wufei was sleeping, deep in some dream about taking a road trip in
Nataku, holding the kids in one hand while sitting in the cockpit
with Sally , when he was awakened by a firm shaking of the
shoulders.  "What?"
"Look!" said Sally.
Wufei opened his eyes to see a bunch of stuffed animals and dolls
dressed in shiny aluminum foil space uniforms and wearing clear
plastic jars as helmuts surrounding their bed.  A sign saying,
"People of Earth, surrender to your superiors" was held by the
largest stuffed animal.  On the bottom, a certain someone had
scrawled, "A Gorilla art production brought to you by the letter M
and the letter U."
Wufei flopped back on the bed and moaned.  "I just woke up!"
Sally laughed.  "I know I should I yell at her for wasting all the
aluminum foil, but I find it funny.  I'm going to have to tell her
that it's g-u-e-r instead of g-o-r.  Don't you think it's funny,
Wufei?  Wufei?"
Wufei had gone straight back to sleep.  Unfortunately, Wufei found
himself dreaming about stuffed animals invading Earth.
 

The End