Sorry for crossposting. Warnings: might make your teeth
ache
A Gorilla Art Production
Wufei was sleeping, deep in some dream about taking a road trip in
Nataku, holding the kids in one hand while sitting in the cockpit
with Sally , when he was awakened by a firm shaking of the
shoulders. "What?"
"Look!" said Sally.
Wufei opened his eyes to see a bunch of stuffed animals and dolls
dressed in shiny aluminum foil space uniforms and wearing clear
plastic jars as helmuts surrounding their bed. A sign saying,
"People of Earth, surrender to your superiors" was held by the
largest stuffed animal. On the bottom, a certain someone had
scrawled, "A Gorilla art production brought to you by the letter M
and the letter U."
Wufei flopped back on the bed and moaned. "I just woke up!"
Sally laughed. "I know I should I yell at her for wasting all
the
aluminum foil, but I find it funny. I'm going to have to tell
her
that it's g-u-e-r instead of g-o-r. Don't you think it's funny,
Wufei? Wufei?"
Wufei had gone straight back to sleep. Unfortunately, Wufei found
himself dreaming about stuffed animals invading Earth.
The End