Sorry for crossposting.  Warnings:  weird, silly, pairs Wufei & Sally, no citrus
 

A Great Moment in Art History
 

"Mulan was a child prodigy, whose art progressed through various periods throughout her life. One particular period has earned a certain infamy. Early in her art career, the artist liked to paint and draw family members repeatedly. Unfortunately, a few drawings have colored a period of creativity, giving it the unfortunate nickname of "The Evil Baby Fei" period."

-From "Magnificent Obsession: The Art of Mulan Chang-Po" by Damien Catalonia

AC 206

"We are here . . . again," said Wufei. "What is it now?"

Sally rolled her eyes. Frankly, she was getting tired of going to the teacher's office as well.

The teacher sweatdropped and said, "Frankly, I'm worried about your daughter's reaction to the arrival of your son. Take a look at these pictures!" The teacher handed the pictures to Sally and Wufei.

One picture depicted the baby Fei with horns, red glowing eyes and fangs. "Oh, my God, he looks like son of the devil!" said Sally.

Wufei saw a tree with a bird's nest where Sally and he were portrayed as birds with noodles in their mouths. Sitting in the nest was an over-sized Fei with an arrow pointing to him saying, "cuckoo." On the ground was a little blue egg with an arrow pointing at it calling it "Mulan." He frowned, looking confused. "I don't get it," he said, scowling.

The teacher said, "She said she saw on a nature show that occasionally a cuckoo will dump their egg into the nest. The cuckoo chick then kicks the rightful chick out of the nest and takes everything for itself."

Sally put her hands over her face and moaned. "I thought she was finally getting used to him."

"Here's another picture."

This one had Mulan playing whack-a-mole, except instead of moles were little Fei popping out of the holes to be smacked by the mallet.

Wufei looked constipated.

The teacher then said, "I can recommend a counselor if you like . . ."
 

The End