Sorry for crossposting.  Warnings:  just cute & no real knowledge of DBZ is really needed except that Saiyajins have tails.  Off the cuff fluff. (I'm not overly familiar with DBZ myself)
 

Prankster
 

Fei watched Dragonball Z with a happy smile on his face. Mulan frowned in disapproval. Why does he like that show? All they do is fight, fight, fight! Then a naughty thought wormed itself into her head.

"Fei?"

"Uh, huh?" said the three year old.

"Daddy's from the same planet Vegeta and Goku are from."

"Uh, uh."

"Uh, huh. You see, Dad has a tail just like them."

"But I don't have a tail."

"Course not, you're half Terran," she said, rather proud of her large vocabulary. "If you pull down Dad's pants, well, why don't you go and see?"

Fei blinks at her, then watches the TV.

Mulan sighed. Oh, well, that didn't work, she thought and wandered off.

***

A few hours later

"Where's your tail?" said Fei.

"MULAN!" yelled Wufei, who had fallen down from having his pants pulled down suddenly.

Mulan carefully shoved her toy chest against her bedroom door and hid under the bed.
 

The End