Sorry for crossposting.  Warnings:  silly as hell, pairs Wufei & Sally, some OOC, off the cuff.  Oh, yeah, does anybody want to see a "Everybody Loves Howard" fic?
 

The "Prince" of Woo
 

"I just don't get it," said Noin, sitting at the kitchen table.

"Get what?" said Sally. She sipped some green tea from her mug.

"How can you find Wufei attractive?"

"He's really cute, Noin."

At that same moment, Wufei was walking up the stairs and was just outside the open kitchen door in the hallway. The word "cute" reverberated through Wufei's head. Cute, that's all I am, cute? Indignation coursed through Wufei's blood. He coughed to announce his presence.

"Oh, you're home, early," said Sally.

Noin did a little wave, but said nothing.

***

"Sally?" said Wufei as he lay awake in bed at night.

"Huh?" she said, only half awake.

"When you look at me, what is the first word that comes into your mind?"

"Kawaii," she mumbled.

"Urghhhh."

"Something wrong?" she murmured.

"How about another word?"

"Mmmm," she frowned, her eyes still closed. "Grumpy?"

"What?!"

"Kuuuuu. . ." snored Sally.

Wufei looked up at the ceiling.

***

Wufei looked at himself in the mirror, clad only in boxer shorts. He still had a trim, wiry body though he had grown a bit taller and buffer during that last couple years. He thought, I'm not cute, I'm SEXY! I think a certain someone needs a reminder. He played with his ponytail and pondered. What should I do?

Meanwhile Sally was in the kitchen, frowning. He's been acting very strange lately, she thought as she drank her cup of soup.

 
Sally sat down on couch in the room that Wufei had kept for doing his katas and meditating. I wonder what he wants to show me, she thought. I don't know of any tournaments coming up . . .

Suddenly, music began to play. It was "Kiss" by Prince.

Wufei came out, dressed in very revealing black tights, his chest bared and slightly shiny from oil. His hair was down and on his face was an insolent and sexy smile. He began to dance his interpretation of the song,

"U don´t have 2 be beautiful
2 turn me on
I just need your body baby
From dusk till dawn
U don´t need experience
2 turn me out
U just leave it all up 2 me
I´m gonna show u what it´s all about"

OooooooooKayyyyyyy, thought Sally, Proof positive my husband has finally lost his mind.

Wufei did the splits, then got up and undulated his entire body.

0_0 went Sally, then : )~. But in a good way, she thought.

"U got to not talk dirty, baby
If u wanna impress me
U can´t be 2 flirty, mama
I know how 2 undress me (Yeah)
I want 2 be your fantasy
Maybe u could be mine
U just leave it all up to me
We could have a good time"
 

Wufei continued to bump, grind and dance around her, flexing his muscles and bending and contorting his body. Sally wondered, I wonder what suddenly made him do this. Not that I'm complaining.

"Women not girls rule my world
I said they rule my world
Act your age, mama (Not your shoe size)
Not your shoe size
Maybe we could do the twirl
U don´t have 2 watch Dynasty
2 have an attitude
U just leave it all up 2 me
My love will be your food
Yeah"

"U don´t have 2 be rich
2 be my girl
U don´t have 2 be cool
2 rule my world
Ain´t no particular sign I´m more compatible with
I just want your extra time and your

Kiss"

With the end of the song, Wufei gave Sally a soul-burning kiss on the lips.

"Wow, Wufei, what made you do this?"

"I want to remind you that I'm not just kawaii." He did a little pout. "The word kawaii is for teddy bears and puppies."

"Listen, Wufei Chang. There're lots of good-looking guys in the world, but you are one of the few who are kawaii and sexy at the same time. I want you now, Wufei Chang!"

Wufei smirked. "The couch folds out into a bed."

***

Noin picked up the phone. "Hello? Sally? He did what? Oh, really. Ohhhh. Thanks for the idea, bye." She started walking towards Zechs, who was watching fencing championships on the sports cable channel in the other room. "Ohhhh, Zeeeechhhhs . . ."
 

The End