A Humorous Proposal Ficlet
 

Oh, this is lame.  Warnings:   lame, pairs Wu & Sally, silly weird, gross
OOC

Sally pushed the box towards Wufei after making his favorite Mushu Pork.
"Open it."
Wufei opened it.  "What is this?" he said looking confused.  "It's jewelry."
"Will you marry me?"
Wufei claps his hands to his face.  "Oh, I don't know what to say."
"Say yes."
Wufei nods, then Sally carries Wufei to the bedroom.

The End.