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Top Ten Things Mulan Can Say To Cause Wufei To Use Rogaine
 

1. I want dreads.
2. I want to pierce my tongue.
3. I want to become a performance artist.
4. Women are better than men.
5. To Wufei: Don't worry dad, you are an honorary woman to me.
6. I want a Harley.
7. I kicked another guy you-know-where.
8. I am going to my room to sulk because my entire kendo class is
composed of nothing but weaklings.
9. How are men different from women? And what is this about spam
and eggs I hear about?
10. Can we trade in Fei for a guinea pig? Can we at least make him
grow fur?