Sorry for crossposting. Warnings: no lemon or lime, super stupid, pairs
Wufei & Sally.

Why Children Should Be Left At Home

"I'm glad we went out to dinner," said Sally.
"Yes, it's nice to eat at a grown-up restaurant," said Wufei.
"Can I have some wine?" said Mulan.
"No! Wine is not for children."
Mulan scowled.
"It's not that good," Sally said. "And if you drink too much, you get a
headache."
"Then why do people drink it?"
"Who knows," said Sally.
Fei merely smiled and waved at everyone passing by.
They read their menus. "I'm ready, how about everybody else?" said Sally.
"I'm done," said Wufei. "I'll flag down the waiter."
The waiter walked up to the well-dressed quartet and said, "What would you
like?"
He took everyone's order, then he turned to the toddler and said jokingly,
"And you?"
Fei turned to him and said in a really loud voice. "I CAN GO POTTY ALL BY
MYSELF!"
Sally sweatdropped while Wufei temporarily looked like the Scream painting.

The End