.::Card::.
.::WWF Title Tournement Round 1 - Match 1::.
Undertaker vs Booker T
.::WWF Title Tournement Round 1 - Match 2::.
Steve Austin vs Chris Jericho
.::WWF Title Tournement Round 1 - Match 3::.
Kevin Nash vs Kurt Angle
.::WWF Title Tournement Round 1 - Match 4::.
Triple H vs The Rock
.::WWF Women's Title Match - Triple Threat Eavning Gown Pool Match::.
Stacey Keibler vs Lita vs Trish Stratus
.::WWF Intercontinental & wCw US Title Match - 1st Fall IC - 2nd Fall US::.
Tazz vs Shane McMahon vs Rob Van Dam
.::WWF Title Tournement Round 2 - Match 1::.
Match 1 Winner vs Match 2 Winner
.::WWF Title Tournement Round 2 - Match 2::.
Match 3 Winner vs Match 4 Winner
(Finals To Be Wrestled On Thunder)
.::wCw Title Match - Royal Rumble::.
-Entire wCw & WWF rosters...(Numbers drawn randomly)-
.::Results::.
***Pyro technics go off throughout the arena…Then the cameras pam through the crowd…With signs of “n.w.o 4 Life!”… “WOOOOOOO!”… “Foley Is God!”… etc…***
((JR)) Ladies and gentlemen…Welcome to Monday Night Raw!!! Jim Ross here…Next to Jerry The King Lawler! And what a night it’s going to be!
((King)) That’s right! We got plenty of jammed packed action tonight! As well as… PLENTY OF PUPPIES!!!! WOOHOOO!!!
***CAN YOU DIG IT? SUCKA??? Booker T’s music hits the PA system…The crowd jeers loudly as the 5 time wCw Champion walks down to the ring…Keep Rollin’ Keep Rollin’ Rollin’…The Undertaker’s music hits….The crowd is a little bit mixed…But Taker seams to be getting a pretty good ovation! Taker waists no time on Booker T!! Taker is hammering away…Whips him into the turnbuckle…Monsterous clothesline! Booker T walks out dazed and drops on his face! Taker picks him up! He’s going for the last ride!***
((JR)) Looks like Undertaker is gonna try to end this one early!
***Booker T is up…But no! Booker starts hammering away at Taker’s head! Taker falls on his back, and Booker is on top of him…Booker get’s up…SPINEROONI!!!! The crowd boos…But as Booker is finished with his spinerooni…Taker is up…He waits behind Booker…CHOKESLAM!!! 1….2…..3!!!!!***
((JR)) What a fast match! Looks like Undertaker is advancing!
((King)) Give us another spinerooni Booker!
-BACKSTAGE-
***Vince is standing by at the interview place…Alone…***
((Vince)) Hello wwf/wcw fans! I’m glad your all here to witness the first of hopfully to be many…Live shows!!! Now…Our next match in the tournement was supposed to be Chris Jericho versus Stone Cold Steve Austin…HOWEVER! Both Jericho and Stone Cold arrived 4 hours late to the arena…So they have been both suspended until further notice! Remember…I am in the intrest of fairness! As far as the tourny goes! Undertaker…Will indeed be advancing to the final round! Angle and Nash will get it on next! Then Rock and Triple H!! But the winner of both those matches will not face eachother in a regular match! No! The winners of the next two matches will meet The Undertaker, and eachother…In a triple threat match in the final round! And winner…Will be crowned WWF Champion!!! Enjoy! I know I will!
-END-
((JR)) THAT’S HUGE NEWS! OH MY GOD!! That means that tonight we will have a WWF Champion crowned!!!
((King)) YIPEEE!!
-COMMERCIALS-
***OWWOOOOOOOO!!! Big Sexy’s music hits…The crowd rises to their feets…As the seven footer makes his way down to the ring! He raises his arm! As the crowd cheers in approval! Angle’s music hits! He also get’s a nice ovation! He walks out raises his arms as pyro goes off in back…He walks to the ring…And the bell rings…They lock up! Nash overpowers Angle…Angle drops on his back…But is quick to get up..Clothesline by Big Daddy Cool!!! Another ! And Another!! Angle ducks the next time…He runs into the ropes…Cross body! Nash catches him…POWERSLAM!!! Angle is in pain…Nash picks him up tosses him into the ropes…Nash bends down…Angle flips over him! Roll up!! 1….2…Nash kicks out at the last minuit!! Angle get’s up…He grabs Nash by the hair…He starts stomping away at his knee! Nash falls down!…Angle’s picks his leg up! ANKLE LOCK!! ANKLE LOCK!!!
((JR)) Oh no! Nash is gonna tap!!
***Nash is screaming out in pain…Refusing to tap out!…He makes it to the ropes…The hold is broken…Angle’s pissed off!! He picks up Nash…Whips him into the ropes…He catches Big Sexy…Going for the belly to belly…But Nash hits Angle in the back of the head! Angle falls down…Nash get’s ready for him to get up….BIG BOOT BY NASH!! Angle’s down! Angle quickly get’s up but he get’s kicked in the stomach…NASH IS GOING FOR THE JACKNIFE POWERBOMB!!! But Angle goes under his legs…ANGLE SLAM! Nash is down…He stands up delebrating…But wait!!! It’s RVD! And he’s wearing a WWF Tshirt!!!***
((King)) RVD JOINED WWF!!!
((JR)) He’s coming after Angle…He’s on the top rope!!! WAIT!! OH MY GOD HE HIT NASH WITH A FIVE STAR FROGSPLASH!!!!!
***Angle goes for the cover! 1…..2……3!!!!!! Angle is advancing to the finals!!! RVD and Angle and Stacy celebrate…RVD tears off his WWF shirt to reveal an n.w.o one!!!***
((JR)) RVD has rejoined the N.W.O!!!
-BACKSTAGE-
***Shows Rock and Triple H getting pumped for their match!***
-END-
-COMMERCIALS-
**”The Game” by Motorhead blasts through the arena as HHH makes his way down to the ring to a very mixed reaction. HHH climbs on all 4 turnbuckles and than awaits the arrival of his opponent…..IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING! Blasts through the arena as The Rock comes running down to the ring full sprint…..Rock slides into the ring and is met by HHH with a couple of stomps. Rock is able to fight back though and starts to nail HHH with right after right after right. Rock knocks HHH out of the ring, and goes out after him. Rock grabs HHH and slams his head into the announce table. Rock grabs HHH and tosses him into the ring steps. The fans are chanting ROCKY as Rock continues to beat the crap out of Triple H on the outside. After a few minutes Rock finally tosses HHH back into the ring.***
(( JR)) Rock is fired up tonight. He really wants to win the WWF title.
((King)) Yeah but come one JR this is out of line.
***Rock has HHH in the corner and he is punching him in the head again and again and again. The ref gets in between Rock and HHH allowing HHH to get a good swift kick towards Rock’s groin. Rock falls to the ground holding his groin as HHH is down in the corner. HHH is able to recover first and starts to attack Rock. HHH nails a reverse neckbreaker on Rock and Rock is now holding his neck. HHH starts kneeing Rock in the back of the neck a bunch of times. HHH puts Rock in a reverse chinlock and applies tremendous pressure to the neck of The Rock. It looks like Rock is getting ready to fade out as the ref starts to check the Rock’s arms he raises Rock’s arms up twice and they drop both times, but the third time the arm doesn’t drop and Rock is able to fight out of the move, but is quickly nailed with a knee to the gut. HHH is standing over The Rock as is he is ready to finish him off. HHH stands The Rock up and kicks him in the gut…PEDIGREE. HHH pins The Rock..1……..2…………KICKOUT. The Rock kicks out and HHH can’t believe it. He is going ballistic. HHH pulls The Rock up and goes for another Pedigree, but Rock counters this one with a backbody drop. Both men are down and the ref begins to count. 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8. Rock and HHH are both back on their feet, and they begin to trade punches with Rock eventually getting the upper hand. Rock goes for the Rock Bottom but HHH elbows Rock in the head cutting Rock off. HHH goes to whip Rock into the ropes but Rock reverses, and instead of letting go Rock pulls HHH back towards him and nails HHH with the ROCK BOTTOM! The Rock hooks HHH’s legs and the ref counts. 1…….2……..3 THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH THE ROCK!***
((JR)) The Rock advances!! The Rock advances!!!
-COMMERCIALS-
((JR))Ladies and Gentlemen we are just about to get underway with the WWF IC title match. Let’s get down to ringside for the match.
**Here Come’s the $$$ blasts through the arena as Shane McMahon comes out first to a very large pop from the crowd.The mood is about to change because here comes Tazz and he looks prepared to rip Shane apart. Next out is RVD and RVD makes a full sprint towards the ring…DING, DING, DING ….The match is underway and all 3 of the men continue to stare each other down. RVD and Tazz seem to have formed and Alliance and it looks like they will be double teaming Shane McMahon, but wait a second RVD has just nailed Tazz with a spinning heel kick. Shane and RVD are laughing as the give each other a high five…***
(( JR)) I can’t believe this. That son of a bitch is still in the NWO.
((King)) It is great JR.
***Shane goes outside and gets a steel chair while RVD holds Tazz up. Shane swings the chair and nails Tazz in the forehead with it. Tazz is already lying on the mat with blood pouring out of his forehead. RVD than jumps onto the top rope and nails a FIVE STAR FROGSPLASH. Tazz is laying on the mat holding onto his ribs….RVD goes for the pin…1….2…..3!!!! RVD is the WWF IC Champion!!! Shane and RVD stand Tazz up in the corner, and Shane holds the chair up, and than RVD nails the VAN DAMINATOR. ….RVD allowes Shane to cover Tazz….1…..2…..3!!!!! Shane is the wCw US Champion!!! Tazz’s head is totally split wide open, but Shane and RVD are not done yet. RVD goes outside and grabs a table and slides it into the ring. They set the table up and sit Tazz on top of it. Shane McMahon climbs to the top rope, and than jumps off delivering an elbow drop right through the table. RVD helps Shane up and they both stare at Tazz as the NWO theme music begins to play once again. Shane and RVD leave the ring with Tazz a bloody mess***
((JR)) Folk’s Tazz has been taking to a local hospital where he is being looked over. If your just tuning in Tazz was attacked brutally in what turned out to be a set up all along by RVD and Shane!!
((King)) Well at least we got new champions! RVD is the IC Champ…And Shane is the US Champ….But I don’t care about that…What I care about right now…IS PUPPIES!!!!
-BACKSTAGE-
***We cut backstage now where Michael Cole is standing to the very gorgeous Stacy Keibler***
((MC)) Well Stacy in just a few short moments you along with Trish and Lita will compete in an evening gown match inside of a swimming pool for the Women’s championship……
((Stacy)) Shut up Michael Cole the fans don’t want to hear you talk. They want to here me talk. I know the fans want to see me in my bra and panties, and well who could blame them, but tonight it will be Lita and Trish that get stripped down to their bra and panties.
***Stacy walks past Michael Cole and begins to make here way towards the ring.***
-END-
***It Just Feel’s Right blasts through the arena as Lita makes here way out first to a thunderous ovation….Next out is Trish who also gets a very warm welcome…Finally Stacy makes her way out, and all three women are now in the pool.***
((King)) Oh baby this is going to be great JR. PUPPIES! PUPPIES! PUPPIES!
***While King continues to go crazy the bell sounds and the match is now underway. All three ladies circle around for a second until they all just jump at each other at one time. Lita has Trish in the corner of the pool and she is wearing Trish out with some lefts and rights. Stacy comes up from behind and grabs Lita and puts her in a chokehold. Stacy is choking Lita until Trish lunges toward Stacy and nails a clothesline on Stacy. Both Trish and Lita nod at each other and they both start to beat up on Stacy. Lita holds Stacy while Trish rips off the bottom of Stacy’s evening gown. Stacy is wearing a black thong. Stacy is trying to cover herself up. Lita goes to pull of Stacy’s top next but is cut off by Trish who just starts slapping Lita around some. Stacy come up from behind and grabs Trish by the top and rips it off revealing Trish’s bra. Trish turns around to take out Stacy but is taken out by a leg sweep from Lita. Stacy holds Trish down while Lita pulls the bottom part of Trish’s evening gown off revealing a red thong. TRISH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! Trish gets out of the pool and goes backstage very disappointed. It is now down to a fully clothed Lita and a half dressed Stacy Keibler. They both jump at each other at once and a huge catfight breaks out. Stacy gets the advantage though by raking Lita in the eyes. Stacy than knees Lita in the midsection and pulls off the top part of Lita’s evening gown leaving both Lita and Stacy with one piece of garment left. It looks like Lita is starting to get the upper hand on Stacy as she is continuing to beat the hell out of Stacy. Lita stands Stacy up and sets her up for a Hurricarana, but in mid move Stacy blocks it and she has Lita’s legs hooked. Lita is fighting to try and get out of the hold, but she can’t. Stacy takes her free hand and pulls the bottom of Lita’s evening gown off. The bell ring signaling the end of the match. THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND THE NEW WWF WOMEN’S CHAMPION STACY KEIBLER. ***
((King)) JR I have never seen anything better than that.
***Rolling hits the PA…The crowd, slighty booing The Undertaker this tim…He makes his way down on his motorcycle…Angles music then hits…He walks to the ring to a fairly decent ovation…IF YAAAAA SMMMMEEEEEEEELLLL! WHAT THE ROCK! IS COOKIN’!!! The arena explodes!!! The Rock makes his way out on the ramp…The fans roar one more time and begin chanting “ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!” Tony Scarface who is still at the ramp then begins running down the ramp to the ring! Angle and Taker part and await his entrance. Rock slides under the bottom rope into the ring, and spears Taker and begins laying in the punches!!! The fans are still on their feet, the ring announcer has just left the ring and the opening bell has sounded!! While Rock continues on with his fists of fire Angle circles the ring then runs over to Rock and begins stomping a mudhole in Rocky’s back! Rock gets off Taker and is now on the receiving end of a double team! Angle and Taker are now both stomping mudholes in Rock. Angle then pulls Rock to his feet by pulling on his spikes and the two men whip Rock to the ropes, Rock ducks the double clothesline and on the return responds with his own clothesline knocking both men down to the mat. Rock gets up to his feet, his veins pumping to the fan’s delight as they start cheering once again. Rock pulls Taker up to his feet and whips him to the turnbuckle, Rock then decides throwing punches and chops to the face and chest of Taker. This halts as Angle gets back to his feet and begins charging around the ring then runs to the turnbuckle prepping for a clothesline. Rock notices and dodges it allowing Angle to hit Taker. Angle bounces off and his hooked up with a speedy DDT from Rock.
((JR)) Wow!!! This match is up to an amazing start!
***Taker, who is still clinging to the corner seems to be on dream street as Rock steps back and clocks him with a spitting slap! Taker, flies over the top rope to the mats on the outside. Rock follows him outside and smashes Takeri’s head against the steel stairs. With Angle beginning to get back to his feet in the ring Rock heads for the ring bell and grabs an empty steel chair and CRACK!!! Rock dents the chair over the back of Taker. Angle then quickly snaps to his feet, jumps onto the turnbuckle and performs a moonsault off the top rope! Rock notices and smashes the chair off the head of Angle who is still in mid-air! The fans pop with cheers and begin chanting “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”***
((JR)) OH MY GOD!! THAT WAS SICKENING!!
***Angle is down! Rock grabs Taker and tosses him back in the ring…Whips him into the ropes! SPINBUSTER! Rock takes off his elbow pad…IT’S TIME FOR THE PEOPLE’S ELBOW!!!! Rock runs into the ropes…Jumps over Taker…Goes into the other ropes..But wait! Amazingly the now bloody Angle pulls the ropes down…Rock falls out! Angle begins knocking The Rock with a few hard punches…He then picks him up and slams him into the ringpost…Then picks him up…And slams him into the announce table…In the ring…Taker is up…He whips into the ropes…SUICIDE DIVE!!!! But both Angle anf Rock move away..TAKER GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! Luckily King and JR got out of the way..But Taker is broken in half…Rock begins slapping Angle…He then tosses him into the ring…. Rock walks over to Angle to then whips him to the ropes and attempts a clothesline but Rock ducks and turns Angle around and sets him up and slams him with the ROCK BOTTOM!!! It could be over now! Rock pins Angle once again. 1....2.......KICKOUT! That was a long 2-count! And The Rock has snapped! He gets up in the face of the ref, he pushes the ref, the ref shoves him back, Rock turns around then, turns back and hits the ref with the Rock Bottom!! The ref is down and out as Rock begins circling the ring in an insane fashion! Meanwhile Angle is slowly getting back to his feet, without notice from Rock he continues to taunt the crowd until he rushes back to Angle playing possum on the mat who nails him with AN ANGLE SLAM!! Angle tries the pin but the ref is still down, the fans count to 9 before Angle gets up and shakes the ref to his feet. While checking on the ref, The Rock suddenly pops back to his feet and is now poised awaiting the attention from Angle. The fans are on their feet!! They do now know what will happen next! Angle turns around and charges at Rock but Rock counters into the...***
((JR)) ROCK BOTTOM!! ROCK BOTTOM!!! IT’s GOTTA BE OVER!!! 1…..2…..WHAT WHAT THE HELL!?
***Nick Patrick holds his arm…He’s not going for the three count…Rock looks up and stares at Patrick!!! He get’s to his feet…He sets Patrick up for another Rock Bottom!!…BUT ANGLE GRABS THE ROCK….ANGLE SLAM! ANGLE SLAM!!!! PATRICK JUMPS FOR THE COUNT! 1……2……3!!!!***
((King)) Kurt Angle has just won the WWF Championship!!!!!
((JR)) That’s bull crap!! Rock had the match clearly won!!!
((King)) Stop your whining JR…Patrick just had a problem with his arm…No biggy!
((JR)) No biggy my ass!!
-COMMERCIAL-
((JR)) It’s time for our main event folks!!! This is for the wCw Championship!!!
***Fan’s are waiting for the number one entry!….HERE COMES THE MONEY!!!!! Shane McMahon makes his way to the ring…Unlucky number one get’s in the ring and dances around…And waits for number two! It’s Lance Storm!!! Lance charges the ring….Shane knocks in his simba punches…Lance falls down…Shane tosses him into the turnbuckle…Goes for a cross body…SUPERKICK!! Shane’s down!! 5…4….3…2…1….Number three is Raven!!! Raven runs to the ring….He jumps Lance Storm…RAVEN EFFECT ON LANCE STORM!!! Raven picks up Storm and tosses him over! Lance is gone! Raven goes and picks up Shane going for the Raven Effect…But Shane counters it and pushes him to the turnbuckle…More simba punches…Raven falls on his ass! Shane climbs outside the ring…Flips up the apron and pulls out a garbage can with kindo sticks! He picks up the kendo sticks and nails Raven in the nuts…Then the head…Then the leg…All over!! 5….4…..3….2….1!!! It’s Kane!!! The Big Red Machine charges the ring!!! Shane looks like he’s going to crap his pants…He jumps at Kane…But Kane catches him…CHOKESLAM!!! Kane picks up Raven and tosses him over!!! 5….4….3….2…1!!! Tazz is the next entry!!! Tazz runs in…But Kane tosses him with his own momentum over the top rope!!! Kane directs his attention to Shane…But Shane nails Kane with a low blo…Kane falls down and Shane nails him with a shot from the garbage can lid! He then takes the garbage can….Places it over Kane…Jumps to the top rope…LEAP OF FAITH!!! But Kane sits up and catches him…CHOKESLAM OUT OF THE RING! Shane’s eliminated!!! Kane’s by himself…5….4….3….2…1.!!! Tajiri enters the rumble!!! Tajiri sprints to the ring…He starts firing away at Kane…He’s not affected at all! Kane grabs Tajiri and tosses him over the ropes!!! Tajiri’s gone!! Kane’s still alone!! 5….4…..3….2….1!!!! It’s THE UNDERTAKER!!! Brother vs Brother!!!! Taker runs to the ring…The brothers trade punches….Kane goes into the ropes…Taker locks him in with a chokeslam…But Kane grabs Taker as well!!! Both try to go for the chokeslam! But Taker over powers Kane…Lifts him up…Kane has been eliminated!!!! 5….4…..3….2….1!!!! Edge sprints to the ring…But he’s no match for the american bad ass…He get’s tossed over immeadiatly!!! 5….4…..3…..2….1!!! Its Rey Jr….But he too gets tossed over…Taker is domintating!!! 5….4….3…2….1!!!! It’s Billy Gunn!!! Gunn charges the ring…He nails Taker with a few left punches…Taker with some of his own…Gunn kicks him in the jewels…Taker lets out a scream…Gunn tosses him into the ropes…Clothesline! But Taker isn’t going over…5….4….3….2….1!!! It’s ROB VAN DAM!!!! RVD charges the ring….He tosses Billy over…He hammers away at The Undertaker…But The Undertaker fires back…He lifts up RVD and tosses him over the top!!! Undertaker is un-stoppable!!! 5….4….3…2….1!!!! X-Pac!!! X-Pac runs to the ring…But he’s caught by Taker….Last Ride!!! But X-Pac powers out of it…Taker falls..Xpac into the ropes…But Taker tosses him over with his momentum!!! 5….4…3….2…1!!!! Booker T!!! But on the way down Booker is attacked by Kane!!! Kane runs to the ring…And starts beating on his older brother…He tosses Taker over!!!! But Kane also has been elimianted!!! But nobody seems to care! Kane is back in the rumble!!! 5….4….3….2…1!!!! GOLDBERG!!!! Goldberg rushes the ring…He and kane trade punches…Goldberg get’s the upperhand….He begins to try and toss over Kane…After 2 mins of battle…5….4….3…..2….1!!!! It’s Triple H!!!! The Game rushes the ring!!! He helps out Goldberg in trying to eliminate Kane…But he’s not budging…***
((JR)) God! Kane’s a monster!
***5…4….3…2…1!!!! It’s Shawn Michaels!!! He sprints to the ring….By then Kane has taken advantage over both Goldberg and HHH… But HBK nails Kane with sweet chin music!!! Kane falls to the outside!!! HBK and HHH hammer away at Goldberg…But Goldberg hammers back…5…4….3….2….1!!! Angle’s the next entry!! The WWF Champion runs to the ring!!! He starts helping out HHH and HBK…All three finally get the big man out!!! 5…4….3…2….1!!!! IF YA SMEEEEEELLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!!!! Rock is in the ring with one flash…He’s hammering away at angle…Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! SpiT! SLAP!!! Angle falls to his ass!!! Rock hits HHH..Then HBK…Then Angle again!!! 5…4…3…2…1!!! Scott Hall!!!! Hall runs to the ring and attacks The Rock…But Rock tosses him over the top!!!! Hall’s eliminated!!! 5…4….3….2….1!!! OWOOOOOOOOO!!! IT’S KEVIN NASH!!! He runs to the ring…But before he get’s in the ring…Rock tosses Angle over!!!! Nash get’s in the ring…And we are down to the final four!!! HHH, Nash, Rock, and HBK!!! WAIT!!! ANGLE’s back in the ring!!! HE NAILS ROCK WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!! ROCK IS GONE!!! ROCK HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!! Angle jumpos out of the ring and stomps away at The Rock!!! Scott Hall comes back out…It’s a double team!!!! WAIT A SECOND!!!…***
((JR)) WHAT IS ROB VAN DAM DOING OUT HERE??? OH MY GOD!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!
***RVD nails HBK with a vandaminator!!! HBK is gone!!! It’s down to Nash and HHH now!!!! WAIT!!! It’s SHANE MCMAHON!!!!***
((JR)) Tell me he’s not gonna hit Nash!! TELL ME HE WONT!! OH MY GOD!!! WHAT!?
***Shane nails HHH WITH A CHAIR!!!! HHH IS GONE!!! NASH IS THE WCW CHAMPION!!!!!!***
((JR)) WHAT IN GODS NAME IS HAPPENING HERE???
***Angle and Hall toss Rock back into the ring…RVD tosses HBK into the ring…And Shane tosses a bloody HHH into the ring…Shane picks up the mic…***
((Shane)) Ladies and gentlemen!!! We had you losers fooled!!! We’re not the n.W.o!!! We never were!!!! WE’RE THE N.W.O WOLPACK!!!! SHANE ‘O’ MAC…WCW CHAMOPON AND CO-LEADER….BIG SEXAY…KEVIN NASH….THE WHOLE FUCKIN SHOW…ROB VAN DAM!!! THE BAD GUY SCOTT HALL!!!! AND THE WWF CHAMPION…KURT ANGLE!!!
((Nash)) That’s right!!! If you don’t like it…Well then though shit…CAUSE WOLFPACK IS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!
***Shane tosses everyone a can of red spray-paint…They shake em’ up and spray n.W.o…On The Rock’s, HHH’s, and HBK’s backs!! They all laugh together…And give eachother the wolfpack sign!!! But then…NO CHANCE HITS…VINCE McMAHON IS COMING OUT TO THE RAMP WITH A MIC!!!!***
((Vince)) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE DAMNIT!!!! WHAT ARE YOU ASSHOLES DOING!!! NASH! HALL!!! WHAT THE HELL???
((Hall)) Hey Yo! Boss…It’s Survey Time! Do me and Kev wanna saty with the WWF? NO? Do me and Kev wanna join Doublya C Doublya!!? OH HELL YEAH!!!
((Shane)) Dad…You think tonight’s over? Think again!!! I got yet another surprise for ya!!! There’s another member of The Wolfpack!!! She’s also the new wCw CEO!!!! GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR DAUGHTER!!! STEPHANIE! MCMAHON!!! HEMSLEY!!!!
***Bodies By Drowning Pool hits the PA…Steph walks by her shocked father laughing…Shane and Steph and the rest of the Pack celebrate…***
((Steph)) Daddy! Or should I say…VINCE!!! I’m not your little girl anymore!!! And to prove that to you…I have joined forces with my big brother Shane!!! As for you Triple H…Well I’m sick of you!! Look at you! Your nose is bigger than mount everest!!! I got breast implants for you Hunter!! And you still treat me like shit!!! So read my lips hunter…I WHANT A DIVORCE!!!!!
***Triple H is being held up by Hall and Nash…He twitches…Then The Outsiders stomp away at him…Then all of a sudden…WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HITS!!! Ric Flair is coming out!! He joins Vince…***
((Flair)) RVD! RVD! WOOOOOO! Your in big trouble!! I specifically said nobody can interfere in Angle and Nash’s match!!! Now! WOOOO! YOUR FIRED!!!!
((RVD)) You can’t fire me! I’M ROB VAN DAM!!!
((Angle)) YEAH! HE’S RVD!
((Flair)) I UNDERSTAND THAT!!! BUT HES FIRED!! WOOOOO!
((Shane)) Flair! You dincampoop! You can’t fire him! He’s under wCw contract! Your CEO of the WWF!!!
***Crowd boos loudly at Shane and The Wolfpack!***
((Shane)) Oh you know what? I forgot to let you know something..Flair, Vince…I got yet another surprise for you…Direct your attention to the entrance way…Cause the new wCw Commissioner will be emerging any second now…
***Flair and Vince look at the entrance way…But Vince looks back at Flair and PULLS OUT A LEAD PIPE AND NAILS FLAIR WITH IT!!!!!! VINCE SMILES EAVILY!!! FLAIR IS BUSTED OPEN LAYING ON THE STAGE!!!***
((Vince)) YOU IDIOT FLAIR!!! EVER SINCE YOU BECAME CEO…YOU’VE BEEN KILLING THE WWF!!! NOBODY KILLS MY CREATION!!! NOBODY!!!!! ONLY I WILL KILL MY CREATION!!!! ME…AND THE WOLFPACK!!!!!
***The Wolfpack Music hits the PA…As Vince walks down to the ring…They all embrace in victory!!! Vince, Shane, Steph, Nash, Angle, RVD, and Scott Hall!!!***
((JR)) OH!!!! MY!!!! GODD!!!!!! WHAT A NIGHT!!! THIS IS THE DAMNEST AILLIANCE I’VE EVER SEEN!!!! SEE YOU LATER FOLKS!!!! THIS HAS BEEN RAW!!!!
***Camera fades…***