Smoking is bullshit

Smoking is the most pointless activity that a person could possibly pursue an interest in.  There is no slower way to kill yourself.  Besides the number of fatal diseases that it causes, it costs more money than the sorry bastards who are doing it even realize.  Cigarettes  cost about $4.50 a pack (not to mention the money they will eventually spend on their health problems), and most people who do smoke, will smoke at least a pack a day.  And now it is time for some fun with numbers.  As I said before cigarettes cost at least $4.50 a pack, and most people smoke a pack a day.  Most people who start can't quit because they are lazy assholes that started when they were 15.  So, lets imagine that a persons starts smoking when they are 15 in the year 1980, for 25 years they have been smoking a pack a day, and have disposed two-thirds of their damn cigarette butts incorrectly (not putting them in an ashtray or garbage, but undoubtably throwing them on the ground because most somkers are lazy dumbasses).  First of all, the cost of all these cigarettes would be $41,062.50.  A number of things come to mind that this person could have spent thier money more wisely on.  A Lexus, 4016 haircuts, 103 60 GB ipods, 126 10' x 8' garage doors, 2 years of college, 8.5 years of of renting a house at $400.00 per month, 1026 abercrombie polos, 234 XBOX gaming systems, 29 widescreen 30" plasma screen TVs, 684 DVD players, 6 men's rolex sumbariner date watches ($6055.00 a peice), 17 sofas ($2299.00 a peice), 17,853.260869565 gallons of gas, 4468 bags of cat food, 54,750 copies of the colfax messenger, 110,979 stamps, 46,661 candy bars, 4156 curtains, 23,464 boxes of altoids, and 72 small sheds.  Just to name a few.

Another thing that is annoying is all of the stupid anti-drug commercials on TV.  Seriously, if people want to smoke, they are going to do it regardless of what they hear on TV.  If you haven't seen these commercials, you will probably now see them all the time.  They are the ones that say somthing stupid like "parents: my anti-drug", or "skateboarding: my anti-drug" at the end of them.  Do these poeple not have a brain?  How can somthing like skateboarding or the fact that you have parents be your "anti-drug".

Wouldn't you think of somthing more like the continual coughing you will have to endure after a couple years, or better yet the lung cancer you will probably have after 15 years or less.  As I mentioned before, smoking is probably the slowest way to kill yourself.  If you don't think so, then think that even if you have no heath problems in the first 25 years of smoking, not ever having any would be highly unlikely.

The next thing to think about is how nice it is to be able to smell smoke all the time, everytime your around someone who smokes, even if they are not smoking at the time.  And their nice teeth (now you can start adding dental costs).  The best part is walking into a place that allows smoking and being met with a cloud of smoke from 20 different cigarettes, its essentially like putting your head over a camp fire and breathing all the smoke in from that shit.

Right about now you can start thinking about how much bullshit it is that 99% of all smokers will put two-thirds of their cigarettes on the ground when their done with them, not in the correct place, which would be the garbage.  At the place where I work I pick up and throw away about 30 cigarette butts a day.  And people sit around and smoke them right in front of me, and then they flick them, meanwhile the ashtray is sitting five feet away and the garbage is another ten.  I don't want any trouble, so I don't say anything.  But what annoys me even more is that the next day they somtimes ask me to pick them up, which is bullshit.  Just pick up your own damn shit you dumbass, if your going to smoke, at least don't bring everyone down with you.  Now, instead of smoking today, take that $4.50 you were going to buy a pack of cigarettes with and buy a bullet and rent a gun.

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