Jeepers Creepers 2: the best damn movie ever

I recently was unfortunate enough to see a movie that was a complete waste of my time.  I laughed my ass off during this whole movie.  My favorite part was the kids arguing constantly, and avoiding working together at all costs.  And my favorite character would have to be the whiney kid with glasses, that has no apparent reason for being there.  Oh, now I remember, he was the team manager, what kind of whatever team they had, has a team manager?  Sorry I had to think twice about why he was there, because I barly caught what he was saying through all of the bitching he was doing.  See for yourself...

This is the expression he had for most of the movie.  What I like most about him is that he shows the emotion better than the rest of the kids.  He is seen here in a scene where all the kids are locked out of the bus, the monster is coming, and he (the kid in the picture) jumps on the hood of the bus and yells at the kid in the drivers seat while crying.  He said, "ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY, OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!"  It is awesome just because he does it all while crying, and all the other kids are yelling at the same time.  And the black kid, he just kicks ass, because he engauges in hand-to-hand combat with the monster.  And the monster wants to eat him, probably because he wants to be able to rap.

And of course the monster himself, he kicks more ass than you can imagine.  He just swoops down and eats the shit out of them, and they just take it.  This is what would happen to him if he came after me, I wouldn't take it, I would just crucify his ass.

But, on the other hand, the monster is kind of a complete dumbass, he annoyed the shit out of me for the entire movie, just because theres no explanation for his existance.  Its like, FUCK, here comes that asshole again to ruin this month too, now I have to run my ass all over this county in an unorganized fashion for 23 days.  Yeah, and they had this stupid thing where he only comes out every 23rd spring, every 23 years.  So, apparently it is the spring, therefore basketball and football are not taking place at the time.  For some reason the one kid thats a complete asshole is complaining about only playing for 12 minutes, but they have javelins in the bus, which means that they had to be at a track meet, and I'm not really sure where you "play" at a track meet.  So, in short, the entire plot contradicts itself.  And needless to say it really bothered me, for the entire movie.  But, the monster is a complete dumbass, if you dont believe me, just look at the movie cover for yourself.

And, I need to mention that the monster is possibly gay, and I use possibly very weakly here, because I haven't seen him attack a girl in either of his movies.  What I actually mean is yes he is very gay, because not only does he wink at all of the guys on the bus, but he licks the F-ing glass on the buss window when hes trying to get in it.  I mean seriously, how could a monster so fierce do somthing so damn gay?  And if you were wondering about if the awesome black dude dies, he doesn't.  And the monster doesn't eat him, so he can't ever be a good rapper.  For your convenience I'll point out who lives and who dies in this picture.

Whoever thought up this movie had their head in their ass the ENTIRE time that they were producing, writing, directing, or filming.  What an original idea for a movie, lets make up a movie about an invincible undead monster that lives in cornfeilds and can't be killed by any human, ever.  Oh yeah, and he is always in cornfields where the corn is dried up and brown.  He supposedly comes out in the spring, but in the spring there wouldn't be corn in any field like that.  And what the hell is with that damn light in the backround, what a bunch of dumbass filmakers.  The only thing I can say now is if you want to see this movie be ready to break your TV in frustration, I almost did.  Oh yeah, and if you really wanted to see this movie and your worried about spoilers then don't read this review. 1 star out of 5 Back wwk2007@yahoo.com