Harry Potter combats the Sith with a Goblet of Fire
If any of you have seen the production photos of the highly anticipated upcoming film called "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire", then you know that they show a striking resemblence to a recent film called "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith."  I almost shit myself when I saw these, not only do the characters look depicted in a completely wrong way, but the whole thing looks like a damn Star Wars movie.  I have my own theory on why this has happened and it is that they are just abandoning the book's story completely and are making their own shit up.  Here are the new characters...
Harry as darth Potter.
(What the hell does darth mean anyway?)
Harry...or you may also recognize him from his role as Neo.
Cedric Diggory as the fucking Jedi.
(I sense copyright infringement...)
Has Yoda transformed himself into an old white wizard?
(Exercising her power as princess.)
Princess leia seduces darth Potter.
(Sucubus!)
What have you done with the Ewoks?  YOU BASTARDS!!
After turning to the dark side Ron discovers that he is Harry's father.
Mad-Eye Maul, not even worth laughing at.
Harry's father and Mad-Eye Maul have a confrontation.
I'll continue this after I see the movie.  I have to go to school now...

Merry Chirstmas all you motherfuckers!
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