Linsay Lohan crashes her car...again...And my principle blows
Lindsay Lohan star of Herbie: Fully Loaded crashes her car again...ahh the irony.  This tragety has hit many Lohan fans hard.  This whole idea of feeling bad for her is of course perposterous because Lohan as we all know is a complete dumbass, since she has already crashed her car four other times we can only hope that the next one is more fortunate for us.  Seriously, what an assclown, how do you even do something like that more than once...  Lohan blows, no pun intended you asshole.  Thats about it.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, my principle can get bent.  Hes definately getting a 12 inch pink dildo with "class of 2007" written in gold letters on the side.  Can you picture that, in front of the entire class and most of the town he gets a fucking dildo given to him as a gift.  We would give it to him in a nicely wraped box too.  "Go ahead...open it...we all pitched in a dollar."  If you think this is a little extreme, don't worry, he deserves it all.  Trust me.  Hes a Fuck ass.  Here is what i think the whole situation would look like.  Don't get the wrong idea though, he is more of a drunken fatass in real life.
What a dumbass...

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