If Neo Had a Ponytail...

The Matrix movie trilogy would be the funniest set of movies in the history of man if Neo would've had a ponytail that was awesomely long.  What the hell would everyone have thought?  People probably would've been imploded with badassness and laughter at the same time.  You might say, "but whats more badass than being able to do whatever the hell you want?"  The answer is simple, a ponytail.  And yet there is nothing funnier than Neo with a Ponytail.  He would've never been taken seriously, he could've just stared at his enemies and they would've died laughing. But you have to imagine how badass he would've been...

Yeah...

There would be a whole new arsenel of weapons at his disposal.

And dammit, of course there would be times when it just got the fuck in his way.

"Fucking ponytail!" -Neo when his badass ponytail gets in the way

Yeah I guess thats it.  Just thought I would share that thought with everyone.

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