I Was Attacked by Dobermans Today

The track season started the other day and I was running with three of my teamates.  We decided to take a different route then usual for no reason in perticular.  As we were aproaching a driveway, which was conveniently on the left side of the road, (the left side of the road is the side that you run on, for the not to swift among us) one of the guys i was running with yelled "HOLY SHIT!".  I looked over and saw about ten Dobermans (give or take one or two I was running for my life when I counted) running down the driveway at us.  Needless to say I proceded to run as fast as i could.  As I was doing this I happened to see a woman standing in the yard, I looked over at her and said "WHAT THE HELL!" and pointed at the dogs.  She responded with "RUN FASTER!", and she pulled out an Airsoft Rifle.

^ Airsoft Rifle ^

The gun she used looked somewhat like this.

She then shot four of the dogs with it.  I said "WHAT THE HELL SHE HAS A GUN!", and she yelled at us again this time she said, "HURRY UP, YOU DON'T WANT TO GET CAUGHT!".  After we were safe and about a mile farther down the road, we started thinking about how we were going to get back past the house on the way back.  We ran until we were about 150 yards from the driveway.  One guy I was with pick up a rather large stick and said "If one comes at me It's dead." I said, "yes, or when ten of them come at you.".  I thought about this for a second and realized that if this woman shot her own dogs at the drop of a hat, than she wouldn't have any trouble with shooting us if we hit one of her dogs with a club.  Another guy I was with seemed to have thought this through also and said "yeah, thats probably not a good idea.".  We ended up just sprinting by the house.  Not the most fun run of my life, but it makes the top three for most eventful.  I hate Dobermans. NOTE: If you have to subdue your pets with a gun, then you probably shouldn't have them as pets.