I loved my Siamese cat
her name was Tia Ling.
She was 15 when she left us.
We were such good friends
we played tug-a-war with a rope bone.
When she got hit by a car in Denton I cried.
She was hard of hearing by then.
We don't know how she got out.
Par for the course.

When I was a pup I would run from
the back of the yard to get up steam
full throttle to the front of the yard
a good 100 feet
to where my kids would be standing against
a wooden fence and SLAM all 50 lbs
of me into one or the other.

I knew I could pin a bear!!
They tried to give me away
but the people's dogs didn't like me
and vise versa so they brought me back.
I showed my family who was BOSS!

When I got to Texas,
after mom got moved into our new home
she chained me to the mobile home porch steps
but forgot they were not attached to anything.
I heard a ruckus in the yard next door.
I couldn't see thru their bushes and fence.
I was itchin to get over there to investigate.
So I just took off dragging the steps with me.
Mom came out to see what was going on
and promptly fell right out the door,
not realizing I had the steps across the way.
Those steps were so heavy
she had to stop a fella and
ask him to help her drag them back.
Well, don't ya know he told
everyone on the street about it.
Boy! Did they ever think that was funny!!!

MOM was talkin to some people one day
out in the road and
she had me on a leash.
Which was fine,
But that meant go for a walk.
SO I lunged out for my daily trip
and I yanked her right off her feet.
Oh BOY! was she ever surprised.
The neighbours sure got
a bang out of that mishap!

One day I got out the back door
and I saw some kids on a swing.
So I ran over there
and the lady in charge saw me coming.
She had a broom in her hand and
she promptly hit me over the head with it.
I didn't feel a thing but
it made me mad
so I grabbed her by the foot.
She sued mom for a thousand bucks and won!

Now it is time for a shed and a fence.
Benny did the shed.
He has a rotweiller that tagged along.
We were playin out there
while Ben worked.
Max is a lot bigger than I am.
He plays rough, he got ahold of
my rear and sunk his teeth in.
Another trip to the vet
Mom had a car back then.
Boy was I sore!!

Well that is about it, folks.
I used to lay around
in the swimming pool under the tree.
Hot weather is very hard on bulldogs.
Now I just lay around in bed..
I want the whole bed.
You should see mom try
to move me, She can't!.
Once I am settled she
just has to get in anyway she can.
Now aren't you just dying
to go out and buy an English Bulldog like ME!

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Birthday Card for MY MOM 3/22/0002

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